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10/7/2014 11:05:51 AM EDT
... to fix 50% things at home?

Was watching Gran Torino when Walt tosses down the WD-40, duct tape and vice grips with the refrain of any man worth his salt can do 50% of the household chores with these items.

Got me thinking that my three go to tools are a hammer, slot screw driver, and vice grips.

What are your three?
10/7/2014 11:10:29 AM EDT
[#1]
No kids around [to hear my cursing].

My toolbox.

And my wife's toolbox for some stress relief afterwards.  
10/7/2014 11:12:22 AM EDT
[#2]
10/7/2014 11:13:30 AM EDT
[#3]
Leatherman
Duct Tape
a Duck
10/7/2014 11:14:55 AM EDT
[#4]
I can fix anything in my house with just two things


A smart phone and a check book.

Smart phone to look up and call someone to fix it

Check book to pay for it
10/7/2014 11:16:40 AM EDT
[#5]
Chair

Lamp

Paddle-ball game

10/7/2014 11:16:53 AM EDT
[#6]
Leatherman Wave
Leatherman Crunch
Hammer.
10/7/2014 11:21:12 AM EDT
[#7]
Hammer.

Wonderbar.

Sawz-all.

If it's broke, beat it until it works.  If it don't fit, Sawz-all.

10/7/2014 11:23:31 AM EDT
[#8]
Just need 2

Bandsaw and a driveway.
10/7/2014 11:24:22 AM EDT
[#9]
Leatherman Wave
Vice Grips
WD-40
10/7/2014 11:29:09 AM EDT
[#10]
Intelligence
Patience
Ear plugs
10/7/2014 11:31:30 AM EDT
[#11]
Leatherman, hammer, and whiskey.
10/7/2014 11:31:55 AM EDT
[#12]
A good moral compass

A positive attitude

A stong work ethic
10/7/2014 11:34:18 AM EDT
[#13]
I think the official answer is: loose shoes, tight poontang and a warm place to shit.
10/7/2014 11:34:49 AM EDT
[#14]
A pick up truck
A 6 pack of migrant workers

A threatening phone call to ICE






10/7/2014 11:36:05 AM EDT
[#15]
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This post nails it.
10/7/2014 11:38:02 AM EDT
[#16]
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Sawz-all.

If it's broke, beat it until it works.  If it don't fit, Sawz-all.

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I have never owned a Sawzall before.  The few times I've needed one in the past, I just borrowed one.

Coincidentally (to your comment), I ordered one just yesterday and it should be here tomorrow.  Have a few home projects coming up, and I somehow doubt I will regret having one of my own from now on.


10/7/2014 11:38:15 AM EDT
[#17]
Ummmm...  FPNI
10/7/2014 11:39:54 AM EDT
[#18]
EBT Card
Public Transportation
A funny cardboard sign
10/7/2014 11:39:54 AM EDT
[#19]
EBT Card
Public Transportation
A funny cardboard sign
10/7/2014 11:52:47 AM EDT
[#20]
Crush your enemies.
See them driven before you.
Hear the lamentations of their women.
10/7/2014 11:54:45 AM EDT
[#21]
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I have never owned a Sawzall before.  The few times I've needed one in the past, I just borrowed one.

Coincidentally (to your comment), I ordered one just yesterday and it should be here tomorrow.  Have a few home projects coming up, and I somehow doubt I will regret having one of my own from now on.


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Sawz-all.

If it's broke, beat it until it works.  If it don't fit, Sawz-all.



I have never owned a Sawzall before.  The few times I've needed one in the past, I just borrowed one.

Coincidentally (to your comment), I ordered one just yesterday and it should be here tomorrow.  Have a few home projects coming up, and I somehow doubt I will regret having one of my own from now on.



I have two 18V ones, handiest damn things, especially when you answer the door with one
10/7/2014 11:56:29 AM EDT
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Hear the lamentations of their women.
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Bravo.
10/7/2014 12:01:35 PM EDT
[#23]
Gun
Woman
Dog
10/7/2014 12:02:28 PM EDT
[#24]
Food
Fuckins
Firearms
10/7/2014 12:04:14 PM EDT
[#25]
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I can fix anything in my house with just two things


A smart phone and a check book.

Smart phone to look up and call someone to fix it

Check book to pay for it
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If you felt you needed to explain it, you're already behind the curve.
10/7/2014 12:04:15 PM EDT
[#26]
i just need my toolbox
10/7/2014 12:05:33 PM EDT
[#27]
I need four barrels of gunpowder, a machete, a goat skin, and a guide that speaks Hutu.
10/7/2014 12:09:58 PM EDT
[#28]
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I think the official answer is: loose shoes, tight poontang and a warm place to shit.
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This man speaks truth and wisdom
10/7/2014 12:12:49 PM EDT
[#29]
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Intelligence
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Ear plugs
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I agree.  Earplugs aren't for me but any Sailors or Mechanics who may be nearby listening.
10/7/2014 12:15:29 PM EDT
[#30]
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I have never owned a Sawzall before.  The few times I've needed one in the past, I just borrowed one.

Coincidentally (to your comment), I ordered one just yesterday and it should be here tomorrow.  Have a few home projects coming up, and I somehow doubt I will regret having one of my own from now on.

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Sawz-all.

If it's broke, beat it until it works.  If it don't fit, Sawz-all.



I have never owned a Sawzall before.  The few times I've needed one in the past, I just borrowed one.

Coincidentally (to your comment), I ordered one just yesterday and it should be here tomorrow.  Have a few home projects coming up, and I somehow doubt I will regret having one of my own from now on.



Sometimes it is the right tool.

I was once helping to install a new sliding glass door and the tool of choice to make the opening was a chainsaw.  I'll admit that was very satisfying, but we were in Sawz-all territory!  

Awkward pruning cuts on a ladder?  Rough cuts?  A bolt you hate and want to die?  Bought a newfangled refrigerator that doesn't fit in the opening?  (True story.  )  Sawz-all!
10/7/2014 12:18:51 PM EDT
[#31]
Hand drill with an assortment of bits
Crescent wrench
Screwdriver with an assortment of tips
10/7/2014 12:20:32 PM EDT
[#32]
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Paddle-ball game

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This post makes you sound like a jerk.
10/7/2014 12:24:53 PM EDT
[#33]
good sharp pocket knife, channel lock, teflon plumbers tape, a good hammer, common and phillips screw drives. I contend that Eastwood was wrong in his list.
10/7/2014 12:24:59 PM EDT
[#34]
condoms
vagina
pickup truck


10/7/2014 12:29:42 PM EDT
[#35]
Quality boots.

Quality vehicle.

Quality bed.

Because for the rest of your life you'll be in one of the three.
10/7/2014 12:30:09 PM EDT
[#36]
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A pick up truckA 6 pack of migrant workers
A threatening phone call to ICE



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10/7/2014 12:30:16 PM EDT
[#37]
Duct tape
Screwdriver

Pliers
10/7/2014 12:32:41 PM EDT
[#38]

tarp

shovel

lime



10/7/2014 12:35:09 PM EDT
[#39]
If I had to choose only 3, it would be a B.F.H, flat head screw driver, vice grips.
10/7/2014 12:35:12 PM EDT
[#40]
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I have never owned a Sawzall before.  The few times I've needed one in the past, I just borrowed one.

Coincidentally (to your comment), I ordered one just yesterday and it should be here tomorrow.  Have a few home projects coming up, and I somehow doubt I will regret having one of my own from now on.


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Sawz-all.

If it's broke, beat it until it works.  If it don't fit, Sawz-all.



I have never owned a Sawzall before.  The few times I've needed one in the past, I just borrowed one.

Coincidentally (to your comment), I ordered one just yesterday and it should be here tomorrow.  Have a few home projects coming up, and I somehow doubt I will regret having one of my own from now on.




You will be kicking yourself for not getting one sooner.  I think I actually have 4.  Corded and cordless.

My list is
Sawsall
impact nut driver
hammer

Don't need a drill when you can plunge cut, don't need a torch to cut steel pipes, don't need wire cutters to cut romex or large electrical wires.  Sawsalls are the bomb
10/7/2014 12:35:15 PM EDT
[#41]
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Quality boots.

Quality vehicle.

Quality bed.

Because for the rest of your life you'll be in one of the three.
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I like this.
10/7/2014 12:36:48 PM EDT
[#42]
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Chair

Lamp

Paddle-ball game

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THAT'S ALL I NEED!!  
10/7/2014 12:37:57 PM EDT
[#43]


This instead of WD-40.
10/7/2014 12:38:30 PM EDT
[#44]
A gun, a knife and a good Woman.
10/7/2014 12:47:00 PM EDT
[#45]
1:  General man skills (fixing stuff, building stuff, how to use tools, how to read a diagram, how to hunt, how to survive off of the land, etc)
2:  Gun(s)
3:  Tools.
10/7/2014 12:48:49 PM EDT
[#46]
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I can fix anything in my house with just two things


A smart phone and a check book.

Smart phone to look up and call someone to fix it

Check book to pay for it
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10/7/2014 12:52:45 PM EDT
[#47]
Digital multi-meter.
Soldering Iron
Beer

Many problems with electrical items are due to bad connections so you can use one as a continuity tester.  Last night I fixed a fluorescent light on my reloading bench that suddenly went tits up.  In the time it would have taken to go to Home Despot and buy another one I discovered that the 10 cent an hour laborer had just solder tacked the wire to the fuse holder.  Resoldered it and THERE WAS LIGHT AND IT WAS GOOD.

Then I had a beer.




Kroil is a good choice BEFORE you round off the edges of the nut and have to use another tool to remove it.
10/7/2014 12:55:40 PM EDT
[#48]
The only two things in life that make it worth livin'
Is guitars that tune good and firm feelin' women

10/7/2014 12:56:05 PM EDT
[#49]
Gun, light, and cell phone.

Oh wait... wrong thread.  
10/7/2014 2:41:01 PM EDT
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The only two things in life that make it worth livin'
Is guitars that tune good and firm feelin' women

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Having played that song a couple of hundred times in area bars... I gotta agree with Waylon! Throw guns in there somewhere for the 3rd thing.
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