[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Stuffed Penguin... (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 9/26/2014 11:27:30 PM EDT
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Got my commerative stuffed Penguin!!!
It's a hoot.... 
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: WTF am I looking at, a peter sock?  Edit apparently the Internet is black and white, not color, in rural Tennessee so he was unclear what color a penguin is
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Quoted: John Willis at osoe sells these doorstop things he calls cocks. I shamed him into paying back someone he ripped off like a decade ago so to " get me back" you get one of those "penguins" "free" if you like buy $ 80 worth of shit from him. Give an idiot $ 80, that'll show me Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: WTF am I looking at, a peter sock?  |
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Quoted: It almost makes less sense after this explanation. Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: WTF am I looking at, a peter sock? |
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John Willis at osoe sells these doorstop things he calls cocks. I shamed him into paying back someone he ripped off like a decade ago so to " get me back" you get one of those "penguins" "free" if you like buy $ 80 worth of shit from him. Give an idiot $ 80, that'll show me
Edit apparently the Internet is black and white, not color, in rural Tennessee so he was unclear what color a penguin is Quoted:
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WTF am I looking at, a peter sock?
Edit apparently the Internet is black and white, not color, in rural Tennessee so he was unclear what color a penguin is WTF did I just read. Im out.
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Quoted: Quoted: A fool and his money.... That looks like hammered shit Looks like a seagullWell...it IS anatomically correct....  http://i60.tinypic.com/25iyxd2.jpg |
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Oh I'm sure getting my chuckle....  Quoted:
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I'd imagine this isn't how OP imagined this thread going. Oh I'm sure getting my chuckle.... Dude, this is like showing up for 3rd grade show and tell, busting out your toy, and its a barbie doll, so all the other kids are pointing and laughing at you. |
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Dude, this is like showing up for 3rd grade show and tell, busting out your toy, and its a dildo, so all the other kids are pointing and laughing at you. Quoted:
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I'd imagine this isn't how OP imagined this thread going. Oh I'm sure getting my chuckle.... Dude, this is like showing up for 3rd grade show and tell, busting out your toy, and its a dildo, so all the other kids are pointing and laughing at you. FIFY |
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what the fuck does it do? It's supposed to get under Aimless' skin. Obviously, much like staying on the right side of the line, The Stitch Bitch of Camden failed at this, as well. What Willis did was create controversy, as he knows his lapdogs will throw obscene amounts of money his way, just so they can tell their buddies that they took part in "The Great OSOE Trolls ARFCOM Extravaganza Sale of 2014." In the end, Willis' fans give him a shitload of money, just so they can get a gay looking doll, Aimless laughs at them, and Willis turns their orders into another watch or car. It's genius really. He openly shows off that he's profiting so much off of their orders that he can buy multiple used Porsches in a short time frame, all the while his staff is so backed up, the customers willingly wait 6-8 weeks for morale patch panels, combat cocks, and belts. They don't seem to understand that a business owner who really cared about taking care of his customers would put those profits back into the business, by moving into a larger space, purchasing more manufacturing equipment and raw materials, and hiring more employees. Essentially, he gloats about overcharging them for stuff he unnecessarily forces them to wait to get, and they continue to line up to finance his next watch or car. |
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Quoted: It's supposed to get under Aimless' skin. Obviously, much like staying on the right side of the line, The Stitch Bitch of Camden failed at this, as well. What Willis did was create controversy, as he knows his lapdogs will throw obscene amounts of money his way, just so they can tell their buddies that they took part in "The Great OSOE Trolls ARFCOM Extravaganza Sale of 2014." In the end, Willis' fans give him a shitload of money, just so they can get a gay looking doll, Aimless laughs at them, and Willis turns their orders into another watch or car. It's genius really. He openly shows off that he's profiting so much off of their orders that he can buy multiple used Porsches in a short time frame, all the while his staff is so backed up, the customers willingly wait 6-8 weeks for morale patch panels, combat cocks, and belts. They don't seem to understand that a business owner who really cared about taking care of his customers would put those profits back into the business, by moving into a larger space, purchasing more manufacturing equipment and raw materials, and hiring more employees. Essentially, he gloats about overcharging them for stuff he unnecessarily forces them to wait to get, and they continue to line up to finance his next watch or car. Quoted: Quoted: what the fuck does it do? It's supposed to get under Aimless' skin. Obviously, much like staying on the right side of the line, The Stitch Bitch of Camden failed at this, as well. What Willis did was create controversy, as he knows his lapdogs will throw obscene amounts of money his way, just so they can tell their buddies that they took part in "The Great OSOE Trolls ARFCOM Extravaganza Sale of 2014." In the end, Willis' fans give him a shitload of money, just so they can get a gay looking doll, Aimless laughs at them, and Willis turns their orders into another watch or car. It's genius really. He openly shows off that he's profiting so much off of their orders that he can buy multiple used Porsches in a short time frame, all the while his staff is so backed up, the customers willingly wait 6-8 weeks for morale patch panels, combat cocks, and belts. They don't seem to understand that a business owner who really cared about taking care of his customers would put those profits back into the business, by moving into a larger space, purchasing more manufacturing equipment and raw materials, and hiring more employees. Essentially, he gloats about overcharging them for stuff he unnecessarily forces them to wait to get, and they continue to line up to finance his next watch or car. The guy is one of the worst businessmen of all time. |
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It's supposed to get under Aimless' skin. Obviously, much like staying on the right side of the line, The Stitch Bitch of Camden failed at this, as well. What Willis did was create controversy, as he knows his lapdogs will throw obscene amounts of money his way, just so they can tell their buddies that they took part in "The Great OSOE Trolls ARFCOM Extravaganza Sale of 2014." In the end, Willis' fans give him a shitload of money, just so they can get a gay looking doll, Aimless laughs at them, and Willis turns their orders into another watch or car. It's genius really. He openly shows off that he's profiting so much off of their orders that he can buy multiple used Porsches in a short time frame, all the while his staff is so backed up, the customers willingly wait 6-8 weeks for morale patch panels, combat cocks, and belts. They don't seem to understand that a business owner who really cared about taking care of his customers would put those profits back into the business, by moving into a larger space, purchasing more manufacturing equipment and raw materials, and hiring more employees. Essentially, he gloats about overcharging them for stuff he unnecessarily forces them to wait to get, and they continue to line up to finance his next watch or car. Quoted:
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what the fuck does it do? It's supposed to get under Aimless' skin. Obviously, much like staying on the right side of the line, The Stitch Bitch of Camden failed at this, as well. What Willis did was create controversy, as he knows his lapdogs will throw obscene amounts of money his way, just so they can tell their buddies that they took part in "The Great OSOE Trolls ARFCOM Extravaganza Sale of 2014." In the end, Willis' fans give him a shitload of money, just so they can get a gay looking doll, Aimless laughs at them, and Willis turns their orders into another watch or car. It's genius really. He openly shows off that he's profiting so much off of their orders that he can buy multiple used Porsches in a short time frame, all the while his staff is so backed up, the customers willingly wait 6-8 weeks for morale patch panels, combat cocks, and belts. They don't seem to understand that a business owner who really cared about taking care of his customers would put those profits back into the business, by moving into a larger space, purchasing more manufacturing equipment and raw materials, and hiring more employees. Essentially, he gloats about overcharging them for stuff he unnecessarily forces them to wait to get, and they continue to line up to finance his next watch or car. Well....Aimless actually stated at one point he might want one....I'm hardly trying to get under his skin. 
As far as JW expanding his business, he appears have done that quite a bit, seems he employees over thirty folks... His business model appears to be working, whatever he is doing, he is winning at it. |
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Nailed it. The guy is one of the worst businessmen of all time. Quoted:
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what the fuck does it do? It's supposed to get under Aimless' skin. Obviously, much like staying on the right side of the line, The Stitch Bitch of Camden failed at this, as well. What Willis did was create controversy, as he knows his lapdogs will throw obscene amounts of money his way, just so they can tell their buddies that they took part in "The Great OSOE Trolls ARFCOM Extravaganza Sale of 2014." In the end, Willis' fans give him a shitload of money, just so they can get a gay looking doll, Aimless laughs at them, and Willis turns their orders into another watch or car. It's genius really. He openly shows off that he's profiting so much off of their orders that he can buy multiple used Porsches in a short time frame, all the while his staff is so backed up, the customers willingly wait 6-8 weeks for morale patch panels, combat cocks, and belts. They don't seem to understand that a business owner who really cared about taking care of his customers would put those profits back into the business, by moving into a larger space, purchasing more manufacturing equipment and raw materials, and hiring more employees. Essentially, he gloats about overcharging them for stuff he unnecessarily forces them to wait to get, and they continue to line up to finance his next watch or car. The guy is one of the worst businessmen of all time. I am interested in hearing about your successful business that you own!! I love hearing success stories!! fo on.... 
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Well....Aimless actually stated at one point he might want one....I'm hardly trying to get under his skin.
As far as JW expanding his business, he appears have done that quite a bit, seems he employees over thirty folks... His business model appears to be working, whatever he is doing, he is winning at it. Quoted:
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what the fuck does it do? It's supposed to get under Aimless' skin. Obviously, much like staying on the right side of the line, The Stitch Bitch of Camden failed at this, as well. What Willis did was create controversy, as he knows his lapdogs will throw obscene amounts of money his way, just so they can tell their buddies that they took part in "The Great OSOE Trolls ARFCOM Extravaganza Sale of 2014." In the end, Willis' fans give him a shitload of money, just so they can get a gay looking doll, Aimless laughs at them, and Willis turns their orders into another watch or car. It's genius really. He openly shows off that he's profiting so much off of their orders that he can buy multiple used Porsches in a short time frame, all the while his staff is so backed up, the customers willingly wait 6-8 weeks for morale patch panels, combat cocks, and belts. They don't seem to understand that a business owner who really cared about taking care of his customers would put those profits back into the business, by moving into a larger space, purchasing more manufacturing equipment and raw materials, and hiring more employees. Essentially, he gloats about overcharging them for stuff he unnecessarily forces them to wait to get, and they continue to line up to finance his next watch or car. Well....Aimless actually stated at one point he might want one....I'm hardly trying to get under his skin.
As far as JW expanding his business, he appears have done that quite a bit, seems he employees over thirty folks... His business model appears to be working, whatever he is doing, he is winning at it. He must be pretty good, he's getting grown men to buy beanie babies. |
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Well....Aimless actually stated at one point he might want one....I'm hardly trying to get under his skin.
As far as JW expanding his business, he appears have done that quite a bit, seems he employees over thirty folks... His business model appears to be working, whatever he is doing, he is winning at it. Quoted:
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what the fuck does it do? It's supposed to get under Aimless' skin. Obviously, much like staying on the right side of the line, The Stitch Bitch of Camden failed at this, as well. What Willis did was create controversy, as he knows his lapdogs will throw obscene amounts of money his way, just so they can tell their buddies that they took part in "The Great OSOE Trolls ARFCOM Extravaganza Sale of 2014." In the end, Willis' fans give him a shitload of money, just so they can get a gay looking doll, Aimless laughs at them, and Willis turns their orders into another watch or car. It's genius really. He openly shows off that he's profiting so much off of their orders that he can buy multiple used Porsches in a short time frame, all the while his staff is so backed up, the customers willingly wait 6-8 weeks for morale patch panels, combat cocks, and belts. They don't seem to understand that a business owner who really cared about taking care of his customers would put those profits back into the business, by moving into a larger space, purchasing more manufacturing equipment and raw materials, and hiring more employees. Essentially, he gloats about overcharging them for stuff he unnecessarily forces them to wait to get, and they continue to line up to finance his next watch or car. Well....Aimless actually stated at one point he might want one....I'm hardly trying to get under his skin.
As far as JW expanding his business, he appears have done that quite a bit, seems he employees over thirty folks... His business model appears to be working, whatever he is doing, he is winning at it. You may not be trying to get under his skin, but Stitch Bitch surely was trying. And, I agree, Willis has found an audience which allows his business model to prosper. I remember 10+ years ago, when Brad Nelson was still operating Lightfighter Tactical. He caught a lot of shit because he didn't have a live inventory tracker on his web site, and frequently people would place orders, only to find out that it would be backordered for weeks, if not months, as Brad had to order it from his suppliers and receive it before he could fulfill the order. Most people hated that business model, for good reason. Willis, though, has found a bunch of people who'll willingly accept that they've got to wait months for a morale patch panel to be sewn together, while the owner of the business spends his time travelling to Las Vegas or making YouTube videos. Brad Nelson was dragged through the coals for telling people they'd have to wait weeks for their orders, but Willis' loyal customers nearly brag about the chance to do so. It's simply mind-boggling. |
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Brad Nelson was dragged through the coals for telling people they'd have to wait weeks for their orders. naa...Brad's outfit would tell folks it was IN stock....and then backorder it....and then fill as it came in hitting you on shipping for every lil thing.... I remember the shitstorm when some dude with a longtime back order called and asked if they had this specific list of items instock and ready to ship....LF sales says "yep, looking right at 'em" "Well, could you please take those items and fill backorder #xxxxx!!!" "err...ummm..." 
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Nailed it. The guy is one of the worst businessmen of all time. Quoted:
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what the fuck does it do? It's supposed to get under Aimless' skin. Obviously, much like staying on the right side of the line, The Stitch Bitch of Camden failed at this, as well. What Willis did was create controversy, as he knows his lapdogs will throw obscene amounts of money his way, just so they can tell their buddies that they took part in "The Great OSOE Trolls ARFCOM Extravaganza Sale of 2014." In the end, Willis' fans give him a shitload of money, just so they can get a gay looking doll, Aimless laughs at them, and Willis turns their orders into another watch or car. It's genius really. He openly shows off that he's profiting so much off of their orders that he can buy multiple used Porsches in a short time frame, all the while his staff is so backed up, the customers willingly wait 6-8 weeks for morale patch panels, combat cocks, and belts. They don't seem to understand that a business owner who really cared about taking care of his customers would put those profits back into the business, by moving into a larger space, purchasing more manufacturing equipment and raw materials, and hiring more employees. Essentially, he gloats about overcharging them for stuff he unnecessarily forces them to wait to get, and they continue to line up to finance his next watch or car. The guy is one of the worst businessmen of all time. Actually, he's one of the most genius businessmen of all time. Most business who tell their customers that they'll have to wait an exceedingly unnecessary time for a fairly innocuous product, or they can FOAD, would fold quickly, as potential customers would refrain from doing business with them. Willis, on the other hand, can tell people they'll have to wait, and that if they bitch, he'll tell them to get bent, and people seem to flock to give him their money. A good bit of the reason he can get away with it is because his products are exceedingly well made. That's not the only reason, though. He's found a niche, and he's exploiting it to its full potential. Like his Camden Cohort, Yeager, Willis is a loud, obnoxious, abrasive, asshole, who has no problem telling people to fuck off. Some folks find that to a good trait. Some find it appealing, especially in a day-and-age where most businesses kowtow to political correctness and HR suits put the fear of litigation or unemployment into people. |
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Actually, he's one of the most genius businessmen of all time. Most business who tell their customers that they'll have to wait an exceedingly unnecessary time for a fairly innocuous product, or they can FOAD, would fold quickly, as potential customers would refrain from doing business with them. Willis, on the other hand, can tell people they'll have to wait, and that if they bitch, he'll tell them to get bent, and people seem to flock to give him their money. A good bit of the reason he can get away with it is because his products are exceedingly well made. That's not the only reason, though. He's found a niche, and he's exploiting it to its full potential. Quoted:
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what the fuck does it do? It's supposed to get under Aimless' skin. Obviously, much like staying on the right side of the line, The Stitch Bitch of Camden failed at this, as well. What Willis did was create controversy, as he knows his lapdogs will throw obscene amounts of money his way, just so they can tell their buddies that they took part in "The Great OSOE Trolls ARFCOM Extravaganza Sale of 2014." In the end, Willis' fans give him a shitload of money, just so they can get a gay looking doll, Aimless laughs at them, and Willis turns their orders into another watch or car. It's genius really. He openly shows off that he's profiting so much off of their orders that he can buy multiple used Porsches in a short time frame, all the while his staff is so backed up, the customers willingly wait 6-8 weeks for morale patch panels, combat cocks, and belts. They don't seem to understand that a business owner who really cared about taking care of his customers would put those profits back into the business, by moving into a larger space, purchasing more manufacturing equipment and raw materials, and hiring more employees. Essentially, he gloats about overcharging them for stuff he unnecessarily forces them to wait to get, and they continue to line up to finance his next watch or car. The guy is one of the worst businessmen of all time. Actually, he's one of the most genius businessmen of all time. Most business who tell their customers that they'll have to wait an exceedingly unnecessary time for a fairly innocuous product, or they can FOAD, would fold quickly, as potential customers would refrain from doing business with them. Willis, on the other hand, can tell people they'll have to wait, and that if they bitch, he'll tell them to get bent, and people seem to flock to give him their money. A good bit of the reason he can get away with it is because his products are exceedingly well made. That's not the only reason, though. He's found a niche, and he's exploiting it to its full potential. He does have a knack for making bombproof stuff and folks want what they consider to be the best...opinons vary... "Is that an Eagle rig?" "yea.." "cool.." "Is that an SOE rig?" "fuck yea!" "lemme check it out!" |
