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interesting read, especially after coming home from the strip club where the bouncer who is also my best friend almost had to kick me out after a stripper sat on my lap and wouldn't get up.

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I was on a Vol EMS unit years ago.   I look like Santa Our units coats were red.   It was between Thanksgiving and Christmas.  We get a call to the strip joint.  A stripper is freaking out.  WE walk in I go Hi I am Grizz I with the ems what is wrong?  The stripper turns looks at me and smiles.   "Santa is here, I will doing any thing Santa whats,  He can do anything he wants and grabs my hand and puts it on her tit".  The stripper calmed right down we had no problems took her to the Hospital and all was right with the world.


Another call to the strip joint just as Sparkles comes on.  Do what we need to do and head back to the station.  I notice that there was sparkles all over everything.   I ask where did the sparkles come from.   One of the young guys answers "That's from Sparkles the stripper that was dancing while we were there.   She throws sparkles all over the place".  Great just great.   Get cleaned up head home and back to bed.   Next morning the Wife and Daughter want to know where all the sparkles came from.   Great I brought Sparkles the stripper came home with me..   The other bar in town owners wife referred to the stuff ans SLUT DUST.