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9/17/2014 9:31:16 PM EDT
I say 47, but it may actually be in the 50+, I've honestly lost count. No facial reconstruction this time at least. Got a nice big inguinal hernia while being young and dumb, and they're going to fix me up tomorrow.

Doc said there's a risk for cutting the vas deferens, I asked if I could pay him extra to "slip" and give me the snip while he was in there.

Not looking forward to this shit, but at least my face won't be all sliced up. You don't know how much life sucks until your hair gets stuck in a scalp incision and you rip out stitches trying to get the blood mats out of an incision.

9/17/2014 9:34:54 PM EDT
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Do they have Doctors in Somalia?  

Good luck.
9/17/2014 9:37:34 PM EDT
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Good luck
9/17/2014 9:38:38 PM EDT
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Damn dude. Good luck tomorrow
9/17/2014 9:39:39 PM EDT
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^^^^^
9/17/2014 9:43:10 PM EDT
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why was your face cut on?


ETA. whoever did it did a fine job.
9/17/2014 9:44:46 PM EDT
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Fuck man good luck it sounds like you deserve some.
What may I ask happened to you requiring the previous 46 surgeries?
9/17/2014 9:45:54 PM EDT
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You get an inguinal hernia from being young and dumb?  
9/17/2014 9:46:13 PM EDT
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Holy shit! Back story? and good luck, hopefully this is your last...
9/17/2014 9:46:35 PM EDT
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I like,patients like you.  
If the other 48 clowns didn't kill you, I figure I won't either.

Good luck.
9/17/2014 9:47:10 PM EDT
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Sport fucking?
9/17/2014 9:47:14 PM EDT
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9/17/2014 9:47:34 PM EDT
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Don't sell yourself short.  Just try harder.  
9/17/2014 9:49:58 PM EDT
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9/17/2014 9:50:14 PM EDT
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Is this you and what happened?




9/17/2014 9:51:54 PM EDT
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Evan are you going to be with OP? If so, cool.
Good luck OP.
9/17/2014 9:53:16 PM EDT
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WOW!! I thought I was bad at 23 surgeries...
9/17/2014 9:55:03 PM EDT
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Evan are you going to be with OP? If so, cool.
Good luck OP.
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If the other 48 clowns didn't kill you, I figure I won't either.

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Evan are you going to be with OP? If so, cool.
Good luck OP.


I hope not.  I'm off tomorrow
9/17/2014 9:55:32 PM EDT
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My one (appendectomy) was bad enough, I couldn't imagine 47.

Kharn
9/17/2014 9:57:31 PM EDT
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If the other 48 clowns didn't kill you, I figure I won't either.

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Don't sell yourself short.  Just try harder.  

Yes sir.
9/17/2014 9:58:14 PM EDT
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Good luck op!!!
9/17/2014 10:00:12 PM EDT
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This is the sort of thing this board ought to be about.  The silly shit that makes up 98% of this board is a waste of time....

OP, best of luck to you, I appreciate your situation and am pulling for you!
9/17/2014 10:00:25 PM EDT
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I got one this summer. I'm 39.
9/17/2014 11:42:06 PM EDT
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the FUQ 47 or 50+ surgeries

even if I count my impacted wisdom teeth, another impacted tooth, and my vasectomy, I am only up to 12.

good luck,
9/17/2014 11:43:04 PM EDT
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Good luck!
9/17/2014 11:46:30 PM EDT
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Good Luck Brother!
9/18/2014 12:53:37 AM EDT
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Would rather have a hernia operation than the double male mastectomy I get next week. Yup, guys can get breast cancer. It's not gyno nor am I overweight. Just bad luck I guess.

One in a million doc, one in a million.
9/18/2014 12:59:43 AM EDT
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damn
9/18/2014 9:22:35 PM EDT
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Made out fine. Feels like somebody punched me in the junk a couple dozen times.


Previous surgeries were all cranial facial reconstructive deals from a birth deformity. Born without a nose bone and flat face. Lung deformities never required surgeries.
9/18/2014 9:31:09 PM EDT
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Made out fine. Feels like somebody punched me in the junk a couple dozen times.


Previous surgeries were all cranial facial reconstructive deals from a birth deformity. Born without a nose bone and flat face. Lung deformities never required surgeries.
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Thumbs up.

Glad you made out ok!
9/18/2014 10:08:16 PM EDT
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Hory Shit that is a lot of times under the knife.

I have only been under twice.
9/18/2014 11:24:45 PM EDT
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not many men know about male breast CA, let alone get checked for it. At least until way late.

Good Luck next week and for the future