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9/17/2014 1:11:44 AM EDT
Today I was a dumass


9/17/2014 1:12:45 AM EDT
[#1]
What were you frying, besides yourself?
9/17/2014 1:13:27 AM EDT
[#2]
I see no bullet holes.
9/17/2014 1:13:53 AM EDT
[#3]
You were cooking bacon. You got excited and attempted to eat them straight from the pan.

You, sir, are not a dumbass. You are a hero.
9/17/2014 1:14:11 AM EDT
[#4]
what did you do?
9/17/2014 1:15:32 AM EDT
[#5]


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You were cooking bacon. You got excited and attempted to eat them straight from the pan.





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500 degree olive oil from the searing part of pan seared rib eye....

 






Sadly not a hero

 
9/17/2014 1:16:12 AM EDT
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This post does not apply if you were not eating bacon.
9/17/2014 1:16:31 AM EDT
[#7]
Bacon grease?
9/17/2014 1:18:02 AM EDT
[#8]
Ewwwwwww
9/17/2014 1:18:42 AM EDT
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Sadly not a hero
 
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You were cooking bacon. You got excited and attempted to eat them straight from the pan.

You, sir, are not a dumbass. You are a hero.
500 degree olive oil from the searing part of pan seared rib eye....  

Sadly not a hero
 


You're supposed to cook the cow meat not the human meat.

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9/17/2014 1:19:19 AM EDT
[#10]
So sorry to hear you have herpes.
9/17/2014 1:21:25 AM EDT
[#11]
Sure looks a lot like Ebola. Dibs on guns and ammo
9/17/2014 1:22:05 AM EDT
[#12]
You got the eboli yo
9/17/2014 1:24:16 AM EDT
[#13]
Smells like long pig... mmmmmmm
9/17/2014 1:24:55 AM EDT
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You were cooking bacon. You got excited and attempted to eat them straight from the pan.

You, sir, are not a dumbass. You are a hero.
500 degree olive oil from the searing part of pan seared rib eye....  

Sadly not a hero
 


The fuck were you doing heating olive oil that hot? You do know that the smoke point on that stuff is just under 400 degrees, right?
9/17/2014 1:26:08 AM EDT
[#15]
Ouch!!! I've almost done that a few times. Oh well, put some ice on it.
9/17/2014 1:29:26 AM EDT
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You were cooking bacon. You got excited and attempted to eat them straight from the pan.



You, sir, are not a dumbass. You are a hero.
500 degree olive oil from the searing part of pan seared rib eye....  



Sadly not a hero

 




The fuck were you doing heating olive oil that hot? You do know that the smoke point on that stuff is just under 400 degrees, right?
I do now

 
9/17/2014 1:37:55 AM EDT
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500 degree olive oil from the searing part of pan seared rib eye....  

Sadly not a hero
 




Damn that looks painful.
9/17/2014 1:39:25 AM EDT
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The fuck were you doing heating olive oil that hot? You do know that the smoke point on that stuff is just under 400 degrees, right?
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You were cooking bacon. You got excited and attempted to eat them straight from the pan.

You, sir, are not a dumbass. You are a hero.
500 degree olive oil from the searing part of pan seared rib eye....  

Sadly not a hero
 


The fuck were you doing heating olive oil that hot? You do know that the smoke point on that stuff is just under 400 degrees, right?



This. Grape seed oil is your friend.
9/17/2014 1:41:20 AM EDT
[#19]
Rub some dirt on it, OP, you'll be fine.
9/17/2014 7:43:57 AM EDT
[#20]
Where's the dinner pic?
9/17/2014 7:46:29 AM EDT
[#21]
Sorry about the herpes.

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9/17/2014 8:10:00 AM EDT
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You were cooking bacon. You got excited and attempted to eat them straight from the pan.



You, sir, are not a dumbass. You are a hero.
500 degree olive oil from the searing part of pan seared rib eye....  



Sadly not a hero
 
looks more like poison ivy....

 
9/17/2014 8:15:53 AM EDT
[#23]
I used to fry donuts.......those look familiar.


Hurts like hell.


ummmm....donuts....
9/17/2014 8:18:35 AM EDT
[#24]
I knew a guy who had the same thing.  2 days later he was dead.  Dibs on guns, ammo, taticool goodies
9/17/2014 8:21:00 AM EDT
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You were cooking bacon. You got excited and attempted to eat them straight from the pan.

You, sir, are not a dumbass. You are a hero.
500 degree olive oil from the searing part of pan seared rib eye....  

Sadly not a hero
 

At least it was for a good cause
9/17/2014 8:21:34 AM EDT
[#26]
Needs more aloe vera.
9/17/2014 8:23:31 AM EDT
[#27]

Sunflower or some high heat oil, but just a little to coat the steak for searing.

How much oil did you use?
9/17/2014 8:34:48 AM EDT
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You were cooking bacon. You got excited and attempted to eat them straight from the pan.

You, sir, are not a dumbass. You are a hero.
500 degree olive oil from the searing part of pan seared rib eye....  

Sadly not a hero
 


That's too hot for EVOO.  Didn't you notice the burning smell before you burnt yourself?
9/17/2014 8:38:39 AM EDT
[#29]
He's got the ebola
9/17/2014 8:48:13 AM EDT
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What...you didn't see it?  Right up there in the original post.  Seared and rare, just like ARFcom likes it.
9/17/2014 9:08:09 AM EDT
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That's too hot for EVOO. Didn't you notice the burning smell before you burnt yourself?
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You were cooking bacon. You got excited and attempted to eat them straight from the pan.



You, sir, are not a dumbass. You are a hero.
500 degree olive oil from the searing part of pan seared rib eye....



Sadly not a hero





That's too hot for EVOO. Didn't you notice the burning smell before you burnt yourself?


WAY too hot for olive oil.









9/17/2014 9:09:12 AM EDT
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What...you didn't see it?  Right up there in the original post.  Seared and rare, just like ARFcom likes it.
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Where's the dinner pic?






What...you didn't see it?  Right up there in the original post.  Seared and rare, just like ARFcom likes it.
Lolololol. Said steaks were consumed long before this thread. Food doesn't survive long enough for a dinner pic usually


 
9/17/2014 9:15:09 AM EDT
[#33]
my grill never has that problem.
9/17/2014 9:16:00 AM EDT
[#34]
EBOLA!
9/17/2014 9:18:53 AM EDT
[#35]
Meh.  I've played three whole quarters with worse.
9/17/2014 9:21:11 AM EDT
[#36]
It's not just today.

Dibs on the guns and porn.

9/17/2014 9:24:25 AM EDT
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OP got it from Olive who got it after fucking Brutus.
9/17/2014 9:25:21 AM EDT
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It's not just today.

Dibs on the guns and porn.

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I'll take ammo and wife.
9/17/2014 9:26:24 AM EDT
[#39]
Slide it in OP, slide it in.
9/17/2014 9:27:45 AM EDT
[#40]
I told you not to fist that hooker, but did you listen?

9/17/2014 11:10:30 AM EDT
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I'll take ammo and wife.
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Dibs on the guns and porn.





I'll take ammo and wife.
My wife doesn't like basements and the dibs belong to her

 
9/17/2014 11:31:11 AM EDT
[#42]

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Sunflower or some high heat oil, but just a little to coat the steak for searing.



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A little bit too much. And dropped the steak instead of setting it in the pan

 
9/17/2014 11:52:38 AM EDT
[#43]
did you see where the space herpe went after it bit you?