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9/8/2014 12:53:30 PM EDT
I've been wondering this for years. I can't think of any other line of work where men have such a disproportionate amount of moustaches. Not even the porn industry in the 70's.
9/8/2014 12:55:15 PM EDT
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I've been wondering this for years. I can't think of any other line of work where men have such a disproportionate amount of moustaches. Not even the porn industry in the 70's.
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My wife and daughter keep trying to get me to shave mine off. Only been shaved off 1 time in over 25 years when I lost a bet to my wife.
9/8/2014 12:56:07 PM EDT
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They show this in academy.  Anyone who says they didn't see this in academy is a damn liar
9/8/2014 12:56:10 PM EDT
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Who wants a mustache ride?
9/8/2014 12:57:45 PM EDT
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Lots of cops would rather have beards but cant due to department regs so a mustache is all they can grow.
9/8/2014 12:58:49 PM EDT
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9/8/2014 1:00:00 PM EDT
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Firefighters and .mil are the same way.


Grooming regulations and such.
9/8/2014 1:00:51 PM EDT
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+1 Dexterity
+2 Speechcraft
9/8/2014 1:01:50 PM EDT
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if all you can have is a moustache it's better than clean shaven.
9/8/2014 1:02:14 PM EDT
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Lots of cops would rather have breads but cant due to department regs so a mustache is all they can grow.
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This, at least until I became chief. I changed policy and all but one of my guys has a beard.
It's good to be king
9/8/2014 1:02:20 PM EDT
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I am a cop, and I don't have a moustache, eat donuts or shoot  dogs...Well not yet.... 16 years.
9/8/2014 1:03:41 PM EDT
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This, at least until I became chief. I changed policy and all but one of my guys has a beard.
It's good to be king
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Lots of cops would rather have breads but cant due to department regs so a mustache is all they can grow.

This, at least until I became chief. I changed policy and all but one of my guys has a beard.
It's good to be king
<a href="http://s1221.photobucket.com/user/jakoury256/media/WP_20140816_010_zps130454d1.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/dd461/jakoury256/WP_20140816_010_zps130454d1.jpg</a>



whos the lady?    

DAT HUMMER!  War Machine!!!
9/8/2014 1:03:53 PM EDT
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A proper copstache adds IIIa protection to the lip and chicks dig them
9/8/2014 1:04:05 PM EDT
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It's only a matter of time...
9/8/2014 1:04:14 PM EDT
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This, at least until I became chief. I changed policy and all but one of my guys has a beard.
It's good to be king
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Lots of cops would rather have breads but cant due to department regs so a mustache is all they can grow.

This, at least until I became chief. I changed policy and all but one of my guys has a beard.
It's good to be king
<a href="http://s1221.photobucket.com/user/jakoury256/media/WP_20140816_010_zps130454d1.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/dd461/jakoury256/WP_20140816_010_zps130454d1.jpg</a>



JBT beard
9/8/2014 1:05:43 PM EDT
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Yep had to shave off the goatee when I went to work for my current department old one I could have one, shaved the stache off about three years ago.
9/8/2014 1:05:44 PM EDT
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This, at least until I became chief. I changed policy and all but one of my guys has a beard.
It's good to be king
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Lots of cops would rather have breads but cant due to department regs so a mustache is all they can grow.

This, at least until I became chief. I changed policy and all but one of my guys has a beard.
It's good to be king
<a href="http://s1221.photobucket.com/user/jakoury256/media/WP_20140816_010_zps130454d1.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/dd461/jakoury256/WP_20140816_010_zps130454d1.jpg</a>



Did you.....

Did you put Aliens Colonial Marines font on a humvee?
9/8/2014 1:06:04 PM EDT
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This, at least until I became chief. I changed policy and all but one of my guys has a beard.
It's good to be king
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Lots of cops would rather have breads but cant due to department regs so a mustache is all they can grow.

This, at least until I became chief. I changed policy and all but one of my guys has a beard.
It's good to be king
<a href="http://s1221.photobucket.com/user/jakoury256/media/WP_20140816_010_zps130454d1.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/dd461/jakoury256/WP_20140816_010_zps130454d1.jpg</a>




You sir, awesome
9/8/2014 1:24:13 PM EDT
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whos the lady?    

DAT HUMMER!  War Machine!!!
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Lots of cops would rather have breads but cant due to department regs so a mustache is all they can grow.

This, at least until I became chief. I changed policy and all but one of my guys has a beard.
It's good to be king
<a href="http://s1221.photobucket.com/user/jakoury256/media/WP_20140816_010_zps130454d1.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/dd461/jakoury256/WP_20140816_010_zps130454d1.jpg</a>



whos the lady?    

DAT HUMMER!  War Machine!!!

My sammich maker. Needless to say I married up.
Oh and cargo pockets!
9/8/2014 1:25:09 PM EDT
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My sammich maker. Needless to say I married up.
Oh and cargo pockets!
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Lots of cops would rather have breads but cant due to department regs so a mustache is all they can grow.

This, at least until I became chief. I changed policy and all but one of my guys has a beard.
It's good to be king
<a href="http://s1221.photobucket.com/user/jakoury256/media/WP_20140816_010_zps130454d1.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/dd461/jakoury256/WP_20140816_010_zps130454d1.jpg</a>



whos the lady?    

DAT HUMMER!  War Machine!!!

My sammich maker. Needless to say I married up.
Oh and cargo pockets!


She looks a bit young for you buddy.
9/8/2014 1:25:39 PM EDT
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Did you.....

Did you put Aliens Colonial Marines font on a humvee?
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Lots of cops would rather have breads but cant due to department regs so a mustache is all they can grow.

This, at least until I became chief. I changed policy and all but one of my guys has a beard.
It's good to be king
<a href="http://s1221.photobucket.com/user/jakoury256/media/WP_20140816_010_zps130454d1.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/dd461/jakoury256/WP_20140816_010_zps130454d1.jpg</a>



Did you.....

Did you put Aliens Colonial Marines font on a humvee?

The font was called NASAlization.
I dunk my Oreos a little differently than most
9/8/2014 1:27:11 PM EDT
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She looks a bit young for you buddy.
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Lots of cops would rather have breads but cant due to department regs so a mustache is all they can grow.

This, at least until I became chief. I changed policy and all but one of my guys has a beard.
It's good to be king
<a href="http://s1221.photobucket.com/user/jakoury256/media/WP_20140816_010_zps130454d1.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/dd461/jakoury256/WP_20140816_010_zps130454d1.jpg</a>



whos the lady?    

DAT HUMMER!  War Machine!!!

My sammich maker. Needless to say I married up.
Oh and cargo pockets!


She looks a bit young for you buddy.

13 years younger LIKE A BOSS!
9/8/2014 1:27:34 PM EDT
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9/8/2014 1:30:17 PM EDT
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How else are you going to use the line "Who wants a Mustache Ride" without one?
9/8/2014 1:34:50 PM EDT
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Flavor saver.  Not  a cop.
9/8/2014 1:35:37 PM EDT
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This, at least until I became chief. I changed policy and all but one of my guys has a beard.
It's good to be king
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Lots of cops would rather have breads but cant due to department regs so a mustache is all they can grow.

This, at least until I became chief. I changed policy and all but one of my guys has a beard.
It's good to be king
<a href="http://s1221.photobucket.com/user/jakoury256/media/WP_20140816_010_zps130454d1.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/dd461/jakoury256/WP_20140816_010_zps130454d1.jpg</a>



The Humvee, the tactical beard, the militarization.

ETA: oh the humanity!
9/8/2014 1:35:49 PM EDT
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9/8/2014 1:38:25 PM EDT
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I've heard it is to hide the stretch marks
9/8/2014 1:40:23 PM EDT
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Mustaches are a heckuva lot better than clean shaven.
9/8/2014 1:42:33 PM EDT
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I just assumed they were issued at the academy.
9/8/2014 1:44:34 PM EDT
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My sammich maker. Needless to say I married up.
Oh and cargo pockets!
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Lots of cops would rather have breads but cant due to department regs so a mustache is all they can grow.

This, at least until I became chief. I changed policy and all but one of my guys has a beard.
It's good to be king
<a href="http://s1221.photobucket.com/user/jakoury256/media/WP_20140816_010_zps130454d1.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/dd461/jakoury256/WP_20140816_010_zps130454d1.jpg</a>



whos the lady?    

DAT HUMMER!  War Machine!!!

My sammich maker. Needless to say I married up.
Oh and cargo pockets!



I was thinking damn she sure has the boobies all up on him.
9/8/2014 1:45:05 PM EDT
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I may or may not have colonial marine nametape font on my working rifle bag....

Not a beard or mustache guy but my hair is who I am.
9/8/2014 1:46:53 PM EDT
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My sammich maker. Needless to say I married up.
Oh and cargo pockets!
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Lots of cops would rather have breads but cant due to department regs so a mustache is all they can grow.

This, at least until I became chief. I changed policy and all but one of my guys has a beard.
It's good to be king
<a href="http://s1221.photobucket.com/user/jakoury256/media/WP_20140816_010_zps130454d1.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/dd461/jakoury256/WP_20140816_010_zps130454d1.jpg</a>



whos the lady?    

DAT HUMMER!  War Machine!!!

My sammich maker. Needless to say I married up.
Oh and cargo pockets!


There was cargo pockets? All I saw was a white shirt.
9/8/2014 1:48:58 PM EDT
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[redMy sammich maker[/red]. Needless to say I married up.
Oh and cargo pockets!
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Lots of cops would rather have breads but cant due to department regs so a mustache is all they can grow.

This, at least until I became chief. I changed policy and all but one of my guys has a beard.
It's good to be king
<a href="http://s1221.photobucket.com/user/jakoury256/media/WP_20140816_010_zps130454d1.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/dd461/jakoury256/WP_20140816_010_zps130454d1.jpg</a>



whos the lady?    

DAT HUMMER!  War Machine!!!

[redMy sammich maker[/red]. Needless to say I married up.
Oh and cargo pockets!



I was about to say...judging by how her boob is resting on your arm...I was going to bet money that your tapping that.
9/8/2014 1:50:29 PM EDT
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9/8/2014 1:59:26 PM EDT
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The mustache is for holding extra Vics Vap-O-Rub under your nose if you take a call with a decomposed body that's been sitting around for awhile.
9/8/2014 2:00:54 PM EDT
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cause some guys just absolutely, positivly, have to have some sort of facial hair to feel like a manly man, and thats all they can get away with in uniform regs.  

9/8/2014 2:02:06 PM EDT
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standard issue to assert dominance.



tool belt was full. had to attach to face.
9/8/2014 2:06:04 PM EDT
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Not all cops, just the gay ones.
9/8/2014 2:06:32 PM EDT
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Either super troopers or the village people inspired this look, depending on who you ask. Firemen rock lots of stashes too, but they can do it without fear of being seen as a ghey.
9/8/2014 2:10:06 PM EDT
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Well, cops have had 'staches since well before the Village People or Super Troopers. I think the folks that have speculated that it has something to do with uniform regulations have hit the nail on the head. They can't get away with a beard, so they wear a mustache.

My dad's been a cop since 1982 and he's never been without a mustache in the 28 years I've been alive.
9/8/2014 2:32:50 PM EDT
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9/8/2014 2:40:21 PM EDT
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Well, cops have had 'staches since well before the Village People or Super Troopers. I think the folks that have speculated that it has something to do with uniform regulations have hit the nail on the head. They can't get away with a beard, so they wear a mustache.

My dad's been a cop since 1982 and he's never been without a mustache in the 28 years I've been alive.
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Well, cops have had 'staches since well before the Village People or Super Troopers. I think the folks that have speculated that it has something to do with uniform regulations have hit the nail on the head. They can't get away with a beard, so they wear a mustache.

My dad's been a cop since 1982 and he's never been without a mustache in the 28 years I've been alive.


Take it easy- just messin'. I rock one too, except my version is the "lustash". Something between Chopper Read and Sam Elliot. The COC hated it when I was in the army (back when it was just a stash) which is why I kept it.
9/8/2014 3:28:25 PM EDT
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I've only been without my mustache twice for a total of 9 months.

Marine corps boot camp and the police academy.
9/8/2014 3:31:19 PM EDT
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They are Hippies at heart.


ETA: you can't wear gas masks with beards, so a closely trimmed mustache  is the only alternative.
9/8/2014 3:33:32 PM EDT
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This is the correct answer.
9/8/2014 3:41:29 PM EDT
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It's a right of passage they earn upon winning their first syrup chugging contest.
9/8/2014 3:42:26 PM EDT
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The mustache is for tickling the balls when 69ing.

 
9/8/2014 3:43:34 PM EDT
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Moustaches are like the badge and gun - required equipment...



9/8/2014 3:45:58 PM EDT
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We can have full goatees, abd I can't think of anyone who only has a mustache. I just have a chin goatee
9/8/2014 3:46:34 PM EDT
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