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9/5/2014 9:24:42 PM EDT
Ok....I want to join what is the procedure cost and benefits?
9/5/2014 9:27:34 PM EDT
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I believe that you have to send full frontal nude photos to site staff to get entered into the lottery for membership.
9/5/2014 9:29:18 PM EDT
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I thought you had to deliver a pint of blood from a sexually frustrated Virgin honey badger?
9/5/2014 9:29:19 PM EDT
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We ain't got no openings....now scram bub!



9/5/2014 9:30:32 PM EDT
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Click this

ETA: Just saw you have 98% feedback. You would be better off going elsewhere. We can't have people like that representing the site.
9/5/2014 9:31:10 PM EDT
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Send me five silver eagles and I'll cover the cost of your bronze membership.
9/5/2014 9:31:17 PM EDT
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There's a test and that's followed by an essay.


9/5/2014 9:31:54 PM EDT
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I thought you had to deliver a pint of blood from a sexually frustrated Virgin honey badger?


Maybe you're right, but is that before or after the "twerk-off?"
9/5/2014 9:31:59 PM EDT
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9/5/2014 9:32:35 PM EDT
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I sell the prep course as a sideline, pm me.
9/5/2014 9:34:08 PM EDT
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IM me for details... USPS Money Order only.

ETA.... I hope you have a HIGH definition camera available.
9/5/2014 9:34:51 PM EDT
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Do you like imitation crab meat?
9/5/2014 9:35:25 PM EDT
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And then you must submit ten test posts.
9/5/2014 9:35:28 PM EDT
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Click here.

9/5/2014 9:35:31 PM EDT
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This is at least two this week.

Go to store, enter username, give money. Visit team and BOTD.

Edt: Post back with a kick ass avatar.
9/5/2014 9:36:50 PM EDT
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9/5/2014 9:37:57 PM EDT
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There are some people that need to be retrained around here, yall just ain't doing it right
9/5/2014 9:39:57 PM EDT
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Do you know about the BOTD contest?

Well... if you join, become a member.... Go to the BOTD section....start a thread with pics of your wife or girlfriend or sisters that are over 18, etc.....  Once a month, the best thread is chosen, and the OP of that thread wins all kinds of cool shit!



More scantly clad they are..... the better the odds of winning.
9/5/2014 9:40:03 PM EDT
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And what about gladiator movies?
9/5/2014 9:44:06 PM EDT
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Don't forget the fruit plates.
9/5/2014 9:46:29 PM EDT
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Say 'Bloody Mary' 3 times in the mirror in a darkened bathroom with only a small candle lit.

If you come back alive, post tits and you become a Team Member.

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9/5/2014 9:48:23 PM EDT
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I thought you had to deliver a pint of blood from a sexually frustrated Virgin honey badger?

It's goat sodomy pics. Come on man, '08 and you don't know that?
9/5/2014 9:48:34 PM EDT
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I'll take a membership if anyone is buying!
9/5/2014 9:49:29 PM EDT
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Follow this link and don't mind the hazing posts.  Thank you for supporting the site--you made it just in time to be in the Team member drawing, so please see the Announcement thread link at the top of the forum.  
9/5/2014 9:50:33 PM EDT
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Do you own a boat.... or a seeing eye cat.
9/5/2014 9:51:09 PM EDT
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LOL

Belongs to gun forum.  Supposedly shoots guns.  Can't do an hour at the range without burning more than $24.  Wants free $24 membership.
9/5/2014 9:58:14 PM EDT
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For only 24.99 I'll show you mine.
9/5/2014 10:19:02 PM EDT
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You also have to survive the hazing ritual.  Dibs on your guns.
9/5/2014 10:24:13 PM EDT
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Do you walk fully up rite right now,if so enjoy it.It won't last long.
9/5/2014 11:55:06 PM EDT
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I believe that you have to send full frontal nude photos to site staff to get entered into the lottery for membership.


I thought you had to deliver a pint of blood from a sexually frustrated Virgin honey badger?

It's goat sodomy pics. Come on man, '08 and you don't know that?


I thought the goat sodomy pictures were after the twerk off?
9/6/2014 12:00:57 AM EDT
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I sense retread potential, so...

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9/6/2014 12:07:08 AM EDT
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Is this the FSA thread or something?
9/7/2014 9:36:25 AM EDT
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Don't forget the fruit plates.

Have you ever been in a...in a Turkish prison?
9/7/2014 9:38:13 AM EDT
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OP, log out and log back in.  

You're welcome.
9/7/2014 9:42:39 AM EDT
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As a part of the initiation you send all existing members $1 and next thing you know you are in
9/7/2014 12:18:37 PM EDT
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It involves paper plates now. Be prepared.
9/7/2014 12:20:52 PM EDT
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Start a new thread saying that you're a 21 year old female looking for information on where to meet guys that share your interest in guns.

You'll have a membership before the end of the first page.


9/7/2014 12:28:49 PM EDT
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9/7/2014 12:34:23 PM EDT
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Bend over