Posted: 8/26/2014 4:46:55 PM EDT
You little black sombitches!!!!!! I hate you!! Fuck you!!!!! I see no need for your existence on this fucking planet!!!!!! After one of your little workers stung me on the eyebrow, You declared war motherfucker!!!!!! Yeah, it hurt like hell when you stung, but I just blowed the fuck outta your home with 5 round of birdshot thru my 870.  . You done fucked with the wrong person!!!!!
All I wanted to do was push up some brush with my tractor, sorry I disturbed you but you shouldn't have stung me on the goddamn eyebrow!!!! Fuck you, and have fun building a new home. P.S. I hope I killed your queen!!!!! and loved blowing the hell outta your home!!! |
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9/10 The shotgun threat was pretty good. Still, it lacked ~just a little~ something to keep it from scoring a 10 It wasn't a threat. When I found the nest, I grab the 870, and I sent 5 down the pipe!!! Fuck them!!!! At least I got some trigger time today. 
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You little black sombitches!!!!!! I hate you!! Fuck you!!!!! I see no need for your existence on this fucking planet!!!!!! After one of your little workers stung me on the eyebrow, You declared war motherfucker!!!!!! Yeah, it hurt like hell when you stung, but I just blowed the fuck outta your home with 5 round of birdshot thru my 870. . You done fucked with the wrong person!!!!!
All I wanted to do was push up some brush with my tractor, sorry I disturbed you but you shouldn't have stung me on the goddamn eyebrow!!!! Fuck you, and have fun building a new home. P.S. I hope I killed your queen!!!!! and loved blowing the hell outta your home!!! 
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| I found a dead hornet yesterday in my back yard. That sumbitch was the biggest hornet ive ever seen in my life. About half the lenth of my pinky, and as big around as a AA battery. I was burning some leaves and shit, and tossed it in the fire, on the off chance that it resurected and came after me. |
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I killed one two days ago while I was pooping by flinging capfuls of listerine at it. I don't know how they get inside. http://i.imgur.com/zA0QBrG.jpg 
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I just love.......LOVE.....putting on my gear and sliding my duster nozzle in right to the side of the "guard" freaking out and puffing away on them with Drione. I don't assemble the long pole. I like to get right in close ........close enough to almost feel the hive buzz in a panicked frenzy and watch the little assholes come out all white and burning like a thousand little fires from hell.
It warms my heart. 
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I killed one two days ago while I was pooping by flinging capfuls of listerine at it. I don't know how they get inside. http://i.imgur.com/zA0QBrG.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Ptyzk.jpg 
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| I'm a recent victim of their (red wasp) indiscriminate hate fueled rampage. What makes it worse is I wasn't even near a nest as far as I could tell. The bastard just landed on my shirt and stung me about an inch below my left nipple for no apparent reason. All I could do was run away screaming "what the fuck man?!" |
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I just love.......LOVE.....putting on my gear and sliding my duster nozzle in right to the side of the "guard" freaking out and puffing away on them with Drione. I don't assemble the long pole. I like to get right in close ........close enough to almost feel the hive buzz in a panicked frenzy and watch the little assholes come out all white and burning like a thousand little fires from hell. It warms my heart. This guy gets it. Let the fuckers burn. |
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I just love.......LOVE.....putting on my gear and sliding my duster nozzle in right to the side of the "guard" freaking out and puffing away on them with Drione. I don't assemble the long pole. I like to get right in close ........close enough to almost feel the hive buzz in a panicked frenzy and watch the little assholes come out all white and burning like a thousand little fires from hell. It warms my heart. This guy gets it. Let the fuckers burn. Oh trust me, fire was my first thought. I'd love to burn them little bastards out, But it too hot and too dry here. I'd be afraid that I'd start a forest fire. |
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I just love.......LOVE.....putting on my gear and sliding my duster nozzle in right to the side of the "guard" freaking out and puffing away on them with Drione. I don't assemble the long pole. I like to get right in close ........close enough to almost feel the hive buzz in a panicked frenzy and watch the little assholes come out all white and burning like a thousand little fires from hell. It warms my heart. This guy gets it. Let the fuckers burn. Oh trust me, fire was my first thought. I'd love to burn them little bastards out, But it too hot and too dry here. I'd be afraid that I'd start a forest fire. It's an insecticide dust with quick "knock down". The more they freak, the more it spreads and flies around inside to others in the nest, making them freak. They tumble out trying to take flight or just fall to the ground coated in white death. It's beautiful. |
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Haha coincidence, on the way to work this morning, suns coming up so it is still kinda of dark. I feel a tickle on my leg (shorts), I think is a pice of string from the steering wheel or something. I look down and make out the outline of a yellow jacket, WTF! Try and slap it, I felt my hand hit it but don't know if it is dead. So I am heading down the highway doing 70mph wondering when the pain is going to hit on the back of my leg. I get to work without incident, but never find the bastard. Around 11:30 I hop in the truck to grab some lunch. 2 minutes in I look down and the fucker is back and crawling off my center console onto my forearm. Almost ran off the fucking road... I fully expect him to be haunting my dreams tonight. Spawns of Satan |
Now I look like Rocky Balboa after a few rounds with Appolo. 
The worst part was my 7yo son was on the tractor with me. Luckily, he didn't get stung. I think I scared him though when I started screaming "RUN RUN RUN!!!" He was a little trooper, He hauled ass to the house and told mom. By this time, I'm off the tractor running back toward the house holding my eye. .
I explained to him about the hornets and didn't want him to get stung is why I told him to run. Now he just looks at me funny cause of my swollen eye. |
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Knock on wood, I have yet to get tagged by any this year. Even though I have destroyed a few nests.
One of the nest this year was build under my gas grill. We had gotten back from about a 2 week vacation in the black hills and I was pulling the cover off to firing it up.. For some reason my spidy senses told me to be wary of satin's minions.. Next thing I know the air is filled with flying anger and a taste of hatred. I back away from the grill and my 10 y/o son who is at least 2x farther way from the grill then me gets tagged... (He is a walking honet/wasp attractant).. He had the great pleasure of spraying them that night.. |