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Posted: 8/16/2014 9:36:44 PM EDT

Posted: 8/16/2014 9:40:36 PM EDT

[#1]

Goddammit! I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here!

Posted: 8/16/2014 9:43:26 PM EDT

[#2]

Wake up bitch, you're my new best friend.

Posted: 8/16/2014 9:53:27 PM EDT

[#3]

throbbing cock!

Posted: 8/16/2014 9:54:28 PM EDT

[#4]

Get yourself another hero, kid.

Posted: 8/16/2014 9:57:06 PM EDT

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Always loved that line.

Posted: 8/16/2014 9:59:13 PM EDT

[#6]

steeeeeeeeve PERRY

Posted: 8/16/2014 10:18:42 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/16/2014 10:21:35 PM EDT

[#8]

dude

Posted: 8/16/2014 10:23:58 PM EDT

[#9]

Go back to your fancy cars, and your big bank accounts, and your celebrity friends, and your beautiful women, and Victoria Silvestedt, Playmate of the Year... FUCK!

Posted: 8/16/2014 11:02:09 PM EDT

[#10]

The whole movie is the best scene.

You don't like hospitals! You like Taco Bell!

Thanks a lot, Doctor Dickhead! You totally fucked me there!

Posted: 8/16/2014 11:04:43 PM EDT

[#11]

Dude, that's so fuckin weak. . How am I supposed to get a chick in that?

Posted: 8/16/2014 11:05:58 PM EDT

[#12]

Forgot about the Unsolved Mysteries guy

Posted: 8/16/2014 11:07:08 PM EDT

[#13]

Oh yeah and:

Scenario number one: he's hanging by his neck in his fucking closet

According to the nosy bitch from down the street

Posted: 8/16/2014 11:07:28 PM EDT

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You read my mind

Posted: 8/16/2014 11:08:47 PM EDT

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dude

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Dude!

Posted: 8/16/2014 11:09:16 PM EDT

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The whole movie is the best scene.

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You don't like hospitals! You like Taco Bell!

Thanks a lot, Doctor Dickhead! You totally fucked me there!

Dude that was a hostel!

Posted: 8/16/2014 11:18:41 PM EDT

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throbbing cock!

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LONG WANGER!!!

Roadkill, caught on tape!

ETA:

"and those warts on your dick will never go away...
...unless you use topical cream every day."

Posted: 8/17/2014 12:06:28 AM EDT

[#18]

He smells like Robert Downey Jr!

Posted: 8/17/2014 12:22:11 AM EDT

[#19]

I think my lobby could use a good buffing if you know what I mean?

Posted: 8/17/2014 12:34:05 AM EDT

[#20]

My favorite scene:

"Dude, do you even know what you're doing?"
"What does it look like?"
"An execution?"

Posted: 8/17/2014 12:36:26 AM EDT

[#21]

...goes home, fucks the sleeve of his favorite jacket...

Posted: 8/17/2014 12:55:56 AM EDT

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My favorite scene:

"Dude, do you even know what you're doing?"

"What does it look like?"

"An execution?"

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DAMMIT MAN I'M TRYING TO SAVE AN INNOCENT LIFE!

Posted: 8/17/2014 1:10:46 AM EDT

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My favorite scene:

"Dude, do you even know what you're doing?"
"What does it look like?"
"An execution?"

DAMMIT MAN I'M TRYING TO SAVE AN INNOCENT LIFE!

I crack up every time at that scene.

My family thinks I'm nuts.

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