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8/16/2014 7:58:02 AM EDT
Dinner pic thread rules are pretty well defined (aside from the idiots wanting staplers).   However, there aren't many breakfast pic guidelines to be found.

Here's what I've got this morning:



Food:



Burrito contents (before egg and cheese were added):



Bacon, Chorizo, Egg, potato, and cheese burritos.
Fresh Fruit salad
Fresh Bacon strips
Green Chili sauce for the burritos.

Beverage:


Vodka Red Bull Screwdriver
Colombian Coffee
Ice Water

"Long Gun"



KAC SR-15 11.5" Factory SBR Fresh and filthy from a carbine course last weekend.

Hand Gun



Sig X-Five Tactical w/ X300


I've never seen breakfast rules defined around these parts.  Are they the same as dinner pic rules?  Do we substitute the required greens with fruit?  Is coffee required?  Is booze required?
8/16/2014 8:00:26 AM EDT
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Looks good! I don't think booze is a breakfast item, maybe a morning newspaper
8/16/2014 8:14:37 AM EDT
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8/16/2014 9:03:38 AM EDT
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But yeah, OP's post is full of win. I'd eat and drink the hell out of that.
8/16/2014 9:05:05 AM EDT
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+1

10/10, OP
8/16/2014 9:06:32 AM EDT
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But yeah, OP's post is full of win. I'd eat and drink the hell out of that.
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But yeah, OP's post is full of win. I'd eat and drink the hell out of that.
lol what is a newspaper?



Looks good OP...got some left? Ill be over in a bit.



 
8/16/2014 9:07:55 AM EDT
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9/10 to the OP. Looks good.





 
8/16/2014 9:08:08 AM EDT
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I had an English Muffin.



8/16/2014 9:09:26 AM EDT
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OP is eating good this morning...  



9/10  Point deducted for no use of gravy.




8/16/2014 9:10:08 AM EDT
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9.5/10

- .5 for the vodka/red bull screwdriver. That sounds like some thing college kids slam for a quick buzz. Now, a proper bloody mary, I could get into.

Those burritos look awesome.
8/16/2014 9:10:45 AM EDT
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10/10, OP

8/16/2014 9:11:09 AM EDT
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Yea that looks pretty damn good.
8/16/2014 9:14:59 AM EDT
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What's the newspaper for, proof of life?

9/10, OP
More bacon on the plate.
8/16/2014 9:15:27 AM EDT
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I did in fact learn about vodka/redbull screwdrivers in college
8/16/2014 10:42:11 AM EDT
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I couldn't have put it better myself.


 



ETA: much better than this one!
8/16/2014 11:01:29 AM EDT
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I can find no real fault. All bases covered.

On a personal preference, I'll deduct .5 points because Irish coffee would be better than a screwdriver. I'll add .5 points for laying the damn pistol down correctly.

10/10
8/16/2014 11:07:08 AM EDT
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Needs moar bacon, less fruit and some biscuits somewhere.

Still, it beats a poke in the eye with a dirty stick.



8/10
8/16/2014 11:17:20 AM EDT
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Looks good.... 10/10    
8/16/2014 11:24:14 AM EDT
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Excellent sir.
8/16/2014 11:27:02 AM EDT
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10/10

But after I eat and drink that I'd need to take a mid-morning nap.
8/16/2014 11:27:59 AM EDT
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At first, I saw your bacon and was really worried you only cooked two pieces. Your burrito saved it. Nice work
8/16/2014 8:37:45 PM EDT
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WHOOP!



10/10 even though for a proper breakfast pic, bacon should be on right, left, top, and bottom sides of the plate.
8/16/2014 8:43:55 PM EDT
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OMG,
For a 08'er you know squat about a dinner pic.  Tape measure, stapler, hello, mcfly?  





8/10






eta- where's the hot sauce?
 
8/16/2014 8:45:40 PM EDT
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perfect 10/10
8/16/2014 8:46:26 PM EDT
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Needs moar bacon