[ARCHIVED THREAD] - FU Chumlee (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 8/1/2014 5:26:31 AM EDT
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Chumlee doing what pawn brokers and carnies do best, running a scam.
He lost a bunch of weight and claims it's from using a new miracle diet product called BioNutra Garcinia & Mango Cleanse. Fuck you Chumlee. Stop lying to people. You quit eating sugar and junk snacks, went on a high protein low carb 1500 cal a day diet and a personal trainer worked your ass off in a Cross Fit gym. Stop lying to people who think they can take a pill and get healthy the easy way. If your pills worked the military would be using them to get the recruits into shape instead of spending time and money on three months of physical training, good nutrition, and teaching a concept called discipline. |
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Chum Lee. I used to have a friend named Chum Lee. Lost him in a tragic shark-fishing accident long ago. Sounds like he was chumming the waters. He was Chinese. We'd toss him in the water, and when the sharks showed up, we'd pull him out. The last time, we were too slow. On the plus side, we didn't have to chum again, because the sharks were hungry again an hour later. |
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He was Chinese. We'd toss him in the water, and when the sharks showed up, we'd pull him out. The last time, we were too slow. On the plus side, we didn't have to chum again, because the sharks were hungry again an hour later. Quoted:
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Chum Lee. I used to have a friend named Chum Lee. Lost him in a tragic shark-fishing accident long ago. Sounds like he was chumming the waters. He was Chinese. We'd toss him in the water, and when the sharks showed up, we'd pull him out. The last time, we were too slow. On the plus side, we didn't have to chum again, because the sharks were hungry again an hour later. Did he used to hang out with Ho Lee Fuk and Sum Ting Wong? |
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Chum Lee. I used to have a friend named Chum Lee. Lost him in a tragic shark-fishing accident long ago. Sounds like he was chumming the waters. He was Chinese. We'd toss him in the water, and when the sharks showed up, we'd pull him out. The last time, we were too slow. On the plus side, we didn't have to chum again, because the sharks were hungry again an hour later. Did he used to hang out with Ho Lee Fuk and Sum Ting Wong? Yes. Yes he did. |
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Chumlee doing what pawn brokers and carnies do best, running a scam. He lost a bunch of weight and claims it's from using a new miracle diet product called BioNutra Garcinia & Mango Cleanse. Fuck you Chumlee. Stop lying to people. You quit eating sugar and junk snacks, went on a high protein low carb 1500 cal a day diet and a personal trainer worked your ass off in a Cross Fit gym. Stop lying to people who think they can take a pill and get healthy the easy way. If your pills worked the military would be using them to get the recruits into shape instead of spending time and money on three months of physical training, good nutrition, and teaching a concept called discipline. You realize that all these diet pills have small print on them that says something to the effect of "must exercise and maintain a healthy diet" for them to actually work right? So what he's saying is truthful in the effect that he did consume it and did lose weight...... Why do you think these stupid diet pills and cleanses work in the first place? It's not the miracle drug, it's the fact that when people take them, they start to be more conscious about everything else they consume.... Secondly, I think you're jelly... 
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He was Chinese. We'd toss him in the water, and when the sharks showed up, we'd pull him out. The last time, we were too slow. On the plus side, we didn't have to chum again, because the sharks were hungry again an hour later. Quoted:
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Chum Lee. I used to have a friend named Chum Lee. Lost him in a tragic shark-fishing accident long ago. Sounds like he was chumming the waters. He was Chinese. We'd toss him in the water, and when the sharks showed up, we'd pull him out. The last time, we were too slow. On the plus side, we didn't have to chum again, because the sharks were hungry again an hour later. 
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You realize that all these diet pills have small print on them that says something to the effect of "must exercise and maintain a healthy diet" for them to actually work right? So what he's saying is truthful in the effect that he did consume it and did lose weight...... Why do you think these stupid diet pills and cleanses work in the first place? It's not the miracle drug, it's the fact that when people take them, they start to be more conscious about everything else they consume.... Secondly, I think you're jelly... http://cdn.celebritycarsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/chumlee-driveway.jpeg http://cdn.celebritycarsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/Chumlee-Cars-600x600.png http://www.lavishcar.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Chumlee-McLaren-600x600.jpg  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbBRpHJ2mAgQuoted:
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Chumlee doing what pawn brokers and carnies do best, running a scam. He lost a bunch of weight and claims it's from using a new miracle diet product called BioNutra Garcinia & Mango Cleanse. Fuck you Chumlee. Stop lying to people. You quit eating sugar and junk snacks, went on a high protein low carb 1500 cal a day diet and a personal trainer worked your ass off in a Cross Fit gym. Stop lying to people who think they can take a pill and get healthy the easy way. If your pills worked the military would be using them to get the recruits into shape instead of spending time and money on three months of physical training, good nutrition, and teaching a concept called discipline. You realize that all these diet pills have small print on them that says something to the effect of "must exercise and maintain a healthy diet" for them to actually work right? So what he's saying is truthful in the effect that he did consume it and did lose weight...... Why do you think these stupid diet pills and cleanses work in the first place? It's not the miracle drug, it's the fact that when people take them, they start to be more conscious about everything else they consume.... Secondly, I think you're jelly... http://cdn.celebritycarsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/chumlee-driveway.jpeg http://cdn.celebritycarsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/Chumlee-Cars-600x600.png http://www.lavishcar.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Chumlee-McLaren-600x600.jpg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbBRpHJ2mAgIm in the wrong business. I bet he is banging the really fine looking trannies. |
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Total respect for his efforts and accomplishment. But giving fatties false hope that there is an easy way to do what he did is dishonest. Quoted:
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WTF is a chumlee? Never mind I googled it. Damn that fatty lost weight, good for him. Total respect for his efforts and accomplishment. But giving fatties false hope that there is an easy way to do what he did is dishonest. Have you taken a good look at the supplement market? Aside from a couple of things, it's all mostly bullshit marketed to the people who don't know any better. |
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Quoted: Chumlee doing what pawn brokers and carnies do best, running a scam. He lost a bunch of weight and claims it's from using a new miracle diet product called BioNutra Garcinia & Mango Cleanse. Fuck you Chumlee. Stop lying to people. You quit eating sugar and junk snacks, went on a high protein low carb 1500 cal a day diet and a personal trainer worked your ass off in a Cross Fit gym. Stop lying to people who think they can take a pill and get healthy the easy way. If your pills worked the military would be using them to get the recruits into shape instead of spending time and money on three months of physical training, good nutrition, and teaching a concept called discipline. I'm with you, that bullshit has gotten annoying. A local radio host has pimped weight loss miracles for years, it started with Hydroxycut and now he's on Sleepawayfat.com. Oddly enough I don't know why he needed the second one when he pimped Hydroxycut so much. Same thing with Instagram, every wannabe personal trainer has their own "detox tea" or fat burning tea or miracle diet or whatever. Miracle horseshit.
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if people are dumb enough to believe in the "magic pill" I don't blame him for being smart enough to sell it.
from my experience seeing people who I'm friends with on fb that believe the whole "magic pill" thing is they'll move on once it doesn't work for them or the next "big" thing comes out. |
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He has a lot more work to do before I would be even slightly jealous. Quoted:
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Op, you fat? And Jealous! He has a lot more work to do before I would be even slightly jealous. So you're not even slightly fat or slightly jealous, but worried enough to start a thread? LOL ok. People WANT pills like this to work, so aside from taking the pills some of them clean up the rest of their lifestyle to acheive that want. It may be a circuitous route to "the pills work", but if in the end fat is reduced, they work. |
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I'll take OP's logic a step further:
Fuck everyone who has ever endorsed body building or weight loss supplements, especially the body builders who quietly take steiroids yet claim you can look like them with just a healthy diet, heavy weights, and whatever psudoscience suppliment they're promoting. |
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Im in the wrong business. I bet he is banging the really fine looking trannies. Quoted:
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Chumlee doing what pawn brokers and carnies do best, running a scam. He lost a bunch of weight and claims it's from using a new miracle diet product called BioNutra Garcinia & Mango Cleanse. Fuck you Chumlee. Stop lying to people. You quit eating sugar and junk snacks, went on a high protein low carb 1500 cal a day diet and a personal trainer worked your ass off in a Cross Fit gym. Stop lying to people who think they can take a pill and get healthy the easy way. If your pills worked the military would be using them to get the recruits into shape instead of spending time and money on three months of physical training, good nutrition, and teaching a concept called discipline. You realize that all these diet pills have small print on them that says something to the effect of "must exercise and maintain a healthy diet" for them to actually work right? So what he's saying is truthful in the effect that he did consume it and did lose weight...... Why do you think these stupid diet pills and cleanses work in the first place? It's not the miracle drug, it's the fact that when people take them, they start to be more conscious about everything else they consume.... Secondly, I think you're jelly... http://cdn.celebritycarsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/chumlee-driveway.jpeg http://cdn.celebritycarsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/Chumlee-Cars-600x600.png http://www.lavishcar.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Chumlee-McLaren-600x600.jpg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbBRpHJ2mAgIm in the wrong business. I bet he is banging the really fine looking trannies. His GF... Tanya Hyjazi 
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Chumlee doing what pawn brokers and carnies do best, running a scam. He lost a bunch of weight and claims it's from using a new miracle diet product called BioNutra Garcinia & Mango Cleanse. Fuck you Chumlee. Stop lying to people. You quit eating sugar and junk snacks, went on a high protein low carb 1500 cal a day diet and a personal trainer worked your ass off in a Cross Fit gym. Stop lying to people who think they can take a pill and get healthy the easy way. If your pills worked the military would be using them to get the recruits into shape instead of spending time and money on three months of physical training, good nutrition, and teaching a concept called discipline. Those shows are staged. They are setting up drama for later when people discover his evil plot. I fracking hate TV now and 99% of the reason why is the fracking false reality shows!! I wouldn't care if they were real reality shows I would still hate them. |
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Chumlee doing what pawn brokers and carnies do best, running a scam. He lost a bunch of weight and claims it's from using a new miracle diet product called BioNutra Garcinia & Mango Cleanse. Fuck you Chumlee. Stop lying to people. You quit eating sugar and junk snacks, went on a high protein low carb 1500 cal a day diet and a personal trainer worked your ass off in a Cross Fit gym. Stop lying to people who think they can take a pill and get healthy the easy way. If your pills worked the military would be using them to get the recruits into shape instead of spending time and money on three months of physical training, good nutrition, and teaching a concept called discipline. I was in the shop during the recording of one of the shows.... the producers were telling him what to say so that he sounded stupid.... they even had him re-record his lines until he got it correct. I don't think that he is a dumb as he comes across in the show and agree that scamming folks out of their cash is pretty low.... |