[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Doomsday Derp (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 7/31/2014 7:26:32 PM EDT
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Nothing was on tv, so I turned on Doomsday Preppers. It's always good for a laugh. It didn't disappoint.
They had a guy using scary noises (from a speaker) and fireworks as his HD plan.  X 87
Post your favorite doomsday derp episodes/scenes here. Edit: Now they got a guy using a blender in his kitchen to liquify rabbit shit (he raises rabbits) into a methane fuel he can use for his defense flamethrower. 
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Nothing was on tv, so I turned on Doomsday Preppers. It's always good for a laugh. It didn't disappoint. They had a guy using scary noises (from a speaker) and fireworks as his HD plan. X 87
No one will ever beat the fat guy who made his own body armor and planed on raiding other preppers, the icing on the cake was it turned out he was a felon and got busted because he handled firearms on the show. |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn3PQJ9PHLY The fat guy that said he would kill you and take your stuff
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Nothing was on tv, so I turned on Doomsday Preppers. It's always good for a laugh. It didn't disappoint. They had a guy using scary noises (from a speaker) and fireworks as his HD plan. X 87
Post your favorite doomsday derp episodes/scenes here. Edit: Now they got a guy using a blender in his kitchen to liquify rabbit shit (he raises rabbits) into a methane fuel he can use for his defense flamethrower. Flamethrower is best HD weapon. Better than Shotgun, AR, and Halberd combined! |
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No one will ever beat the fat guy who made his own body armor and planed on raiding other preppers, the icing on the cake was it turned out he was a felon and got busted because he handled firearms on the show. Quoted:
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Nothing was on tv, so I turned on Doomsday Preppers. It's always good for a laugh. It didn't disappoint. They had a guy using scary noises (from a speaker) and fireworks as his HD plan. X 87
No one will ever beat the fat guy who made his own body armor and planed on raiding other preppers, the icing on the cake was it turned out he was a felon and got busted because he handled firearms on the show. 
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There are some good nuggets mixed in with the trash, but it is scripted "reality" TV. About 10 people would actually watch a show about prepping without nuts, rednecks, clips of disasters, slow motion explosions and $50,000 bunkers. Extracting those nuggets becomes exponentially harder when Im rolling on the floor trying to catch my breath. 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn3PQJ9PHLY The fat guy that said he would kill you and take your stuff WOW.
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Doesn't prove anything, he didn't even have his superior technology body armor that gives him the strength of Afghanman, and makes him the APEX predator. |
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There are some good nuggets mixed in with the trash, but it is scripted "reality" TV. About 10 people would actually watch a show about prepping without nuts, rednecks, clips of disasters, slow motion explosions and $50,000 bunkers. SHUT. WHORE. MOUTH. TRG |
| My two favorite scenes of derp were 1) the moron who cried like an infant when his friend fired the rifle from the blind (after making it obvious he only had the guy around to treat he and his family like his little bitches), and 2) the suburbanite mom who wanted to keep her neighbors from knowing she was into prepping, so she had a semi-truck drop off pallets of freeze-dried food in the middle of the night (because that's not the least bit conspicuous. |
He was also trying to promote a glorified Stanley fubar. |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn3PQJ9PHLY The fat guy that said he would kill you and take your stuff "We are coming and there's nothing you can do to stop us" Lol yeah... 
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My favorite episode: Cousin Eddy deafens his partner...then they both cry-  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHOog45llUU
Libertarian Yankee @4:40 
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Quoted: My biggest derp moment was watching it and realizing that it was my Aunt and Uncle that I hadn't seen in 20+ years on the show. They have a crapload of kids I haven't even seen most of and were always a little left of center. Were they the ones planning to poison people instead of using guns? |
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What's so sad, is some of these people appear to be spending most of their incomes and savings on "prepping". They're pouring so much money preparing for a SHTF event, that they won't really survive well if it doesn't. No college money for the kids, no retirement savings, and no preparation for personal shit hit the fan events, like loss of income, medical expenses, or disability.
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My favorite episode: Cousin Eddy deafens his partner...then they both cry- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHOog45llUU
Jesus, he is acting like he took a round.
Got to love the media depiction of gun owners. |
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What's so sad, is some of these people appear to be spending most of their incomes and savings on "prepping". They're pouring so much money preparing for a SHTF event, that they won't really survive well if it doesn't. No college money for the kids, no retirement savings, and no preparation for personal shit hit the fan events, like loss of income, medical expenses, or disability. This. I remember seeing one about a family in Miamisburg, Ohio (I only remember that because I used to live down the road from Miamisburg a few years back) where the guys wife was breaking down because everything went to prepping. It was clear as Blu-Ray porn on my 60 inch that he was headed straight for the Big D, and I don't mean dick or Dallas, and he was completely oblivious to the whole fucking thing. That show made me sad actually. |
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Quoted: This. I remember seeing one about a family in Miamisburg, Ohio (I only remember that because I used to live down the road from Miamisburg a few years back) where the guys wife was breaking down because everything went to prepping. It was clear as Blu-Ray porn on my 60 inch that he was headed straight for the Big D, and I don't mean dick or Dallas, and he was completely oblivious to the whole fucking thing. That show made me sad actually. Quoted: Quoted: What's so sad, is some of these people appear to be spending most of their incomes and savings on "prepping". They're pouring so much money preparing for a SHTF event, that they won't really survive well if it doesn't. No college money for the kids, no retirement savings, and no preparation for personal shit hit the fan events, like loss of income, medical expenses, or disability. This. I remember seeing one about a family in Miamisburg, Ohio (I only remember that because I used to live down the road from Miamisburg a few years back) where the guys wife was breaking down because everything went to prepping. It was clear as Blu-Ray porn on my 60 inch that he was headed straight for the Big D, and I don't mean dick or Dallas, and he was completely oblivious to the whole fucking thing. That show made me sad actually. Some of them are prepping their way into a real personal shit hit the fan. That $70k bunker stocked with all the survival stuff their discretionary income can buy, isn't going to help when they lose their job or get a divorce. They really are putting all their eggs in one shitty basket, betting the world falls apart. ...and they'll be absolutely screwed when it doesn't fall apart they way they planned. |
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Seriously liked: the garden pool people in Mesa, AZ (I think). They were creative, practical, and as-normal-as-could-be-given-the-context people. My family and I actually took a tour of their garden pool a year or two after the show, and their setup seriously is practical and impressive!
Liked because of the derp: the woman who enjoyed pole dancing, and actually had a pole installed in her pig-sty of an apartment. 
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This was the most ridiculous episode I've ever seen. http://youtu.be/Hl-DKiB_bYA
BTW, the "Navy Seal" cowboy on this episode is a convicted felon who was picked up by law enforcement after the show aired for being a felon in possession of firearms. 
No shit? I only watched half the episode, thats fucking awesome! |
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No shit? I only watched half the episode, thats fucking awesome! Quoted:
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This was the most ridiculous episode I've ever seen. http://youtu.be/Hl-DKiB_bYA
BTW, the "Navy Seal" cowboy on this episode is a convicted felon who was picked up by law enforcement after the show aired for being a felon in possession of firearms.
No shit? I only watched half the episode, thats fucking awesome! That's what I was told. |
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There are some good nuggets mixed in with the trash, but it is scripted "reality" TV. About 10 people would actually watch a show about prepping without nuts, rednecks, clips of disasters, slow motion explosions and $50,000 bunkers. Watching a show about prepping would be about as entertaining as watching a show about not overspending and living within one's means. Prepping is unrewarding, boring, and dull. If it were exciting and fun everyone would be doing it. |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn3PQJ9PHLY The fat guy that said he would kill you and take your stuff Lol. Top apex predator. |
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Nothing was on tv, so I turned on Doomsday Preppers. It's always good for a laugh. It didn't disappoint. They had a guy using scary noises (from a speaker) and fireworks as his HD plan. X 87
Post your favorite doomsday derp episodes/scenes here. Edit: Now they got a guy using a blender in his kitchen to liquify rabbit shit (he raises rabbits) into a methane fuel he can use for his defense flamethrower. He is probably a felon and prohibited from owning firearms. |
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No one will ever beat the fat guy who made his own body armor and planed on raiding other preppers, the icing on the cake was it turned out he was a felon and got busted because he handled firearms on the show. Quoted:
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Nothing was on tv, so I turned on Doomsday Preppers. It's always good for a laugh. It didn't disappoint. They had a guy using scary noises (from a speaker) and fireworks as his HD plan. X 87
No one will ever beat the fat guy who made his own body armor and planed on raiding other preppers, the icing on the cake was it turned out he was a felon and got busted because he handled firearms on the show. I laughed when I watched that. What a fucking lugnut he was/is! |
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My favorite episode: Cousin Eddy deafens his partner...then they both cry- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHOog45llUU
Libertarian Yankee @4:40 That truly was the most ridiculous thing I ever seen. My wife would have divorced me if I acted like that when I get/got hurt. Let alone on TV. I am not big on man and woman roles, but JFC what retarded woman would respect her husband after that? |