Posted: 7/26/2014 10:36:58 AM EDT
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Location: Print
Room #: Print Subject: Print Notes: Print won't Print Very helpful... 
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Pre optical mouse, tickets would come thru with the following subject line "Clean mouse balls" lol where I work they glued them shut so I have to unscrew it and clean it from the top. We still use them I actually prefer them on stainless steel counter tops. |
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I got this from a student last week:
Alishia xxxxxx Jul 20 12:26 dream manager You are an agent. Add a comment by replying to this email or view ticket in Zendesk. Ticket #633981 StatusOpen RequesterAlishia xxxxx CCs- GroupTerra State Community College Support AssigneeToledo XJ PriorityNormal TypeIncident ChannelBy web service |
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lol where I work they glued them shut so I have to unscrew it and clean it from the top. We still use them I actually prefer them on stainless steel counter tops. Quoted:
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Pre optical mouse, tickets would come thru with the following subject line "Clean mouse balls" lol where I work they glued them shut so I have to unscrew it and clean it from the top. We still use them I actually prefer them on stainless steel counter tops. I'm guessing you worked at a school. |
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Quoted: I love the idiots that think if they put a few thousand print jobs in the queue eventually one will pop out.  I tell them it's not like trying to force a pipe clog to turn lose. I can understand one duplicate print. They might think they didn't actually print it. But one time I saw 12. I was very tempted to let them all print, then pile the papers across the guy's desk. All they have to do is call IT. Instead, they just keep trying to print.... |
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I tell them it's not like trying to force a pipe clog to turn lose. I can understand one duplicate print. They might think they didn't actually print it. But one time I saw 12. I was very tempted to let them all print, then pile the papers across the guy's desk. All they have to do is call IT. Instead, they just keep trying to print.... Quoted:
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I love the idiots that think if they put a few thousand print jobs in the queue eventually one will pop out. I tell them it's not like trying to force a pipe clog to turn lose. I can understand one duplicate print. They might think they didn't actually print it. But one time I saw 12. I was very tempted to let them all print, then pile the papers across the guy's desk. All they have to do is call IT. Instead, they just keep trying to print.... One woman told me it was impossible for her printer to be offline because it did not have an Ethernet port and was never online to begin with. I guess I should have given her points for knowing what an Ethernet port was.
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I love the idiots that think if they put a few thousand print jobs in the queue eventually one will pop out. The real fun part of that is having a stupid printing setup where all print jobs for a single printer are spooled on each user's device. Nothing like remote clearing 75 print queues from a command prompt. Not allowed to run a script to do it either. I do it anyways. |
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Quoted: The real fun part of that is having a stupid printing setup where all print jobs for a single printer are spooled on each user's device. Nothing like remote clearing 75 print queues from a command prompt. Not allowed to run a script to do it either. I do it anyways. Quoted: Quoted: I love the idiots that think if they put a few thousand print jobs in the queue eventually one will pop out. The real fun part of that is having a stupid printing setup where all print jobs for a single printer are spooled on each user's device. Nothing like remote clearing 75 print queues from a command prompt. Not allowed to run a script to do it either. I do it anyways. You don't have a print server? Or do the jobs just not spool on the server? |
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Quoted: Shit. Try this. Tail -f /etc/apache/logs/access_log | /dev/printer.  I used to pipe my security logs to a dot matrix printer. Can't modify that shit.  Quoted: Quoted: 10 print "Print" 20 goto 10 Shit. Try this. Tail -f /etc/apache/logs/access_log | /dev/printer. I used to pipe my security logs to a dot matrix printer. Can't modify that shit. Fuck trees! |