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6/26/2014 9:47:27 AM EDT
WTF



6/26/2014 9:47:59 AM EDT
[#1]
I thought those were called women? =x
6/26/2014 9:48:09 AM EDT
[#2]
How, exactly, is this better than a fleshlight?
6/26/2014 9:48:30 AM EDT
[#3]
This thread is hard to fap to .

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6/26/2014 9:48:32 AM EDT
[#4]
Teach it to cook, and ill kick the wife out
6/26/2014 9:48:51 AM EDT
[#5]
Ahh china. Where sanitation and sterile environments aren't a thing.
6/26/2014 9:49:34 AM EDT
[#6]
what do you do if you are overly tall or really short?

Also this is the first prototype for SEX ROBOTS

DAY 1
6/26/2014 9:49:56 AM EDT
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He said sperm, not money.

 
6/26/2014 9:50:15 AM EDT
[#8]
It needs a cup holder for my beer.
6/26/2014 9:50:38 AM EDT
[#9]
Price?

Take this and add it to a Real Doll = Mind Blown
6/26/2014 9:50:40 AM EDT
[#10]
Already got one. It's also a dishwasher and sandwich-maker.
6/26/2014 9:50:42 AM EDT
[#11]
Okay, I see you found my Accu-Jack.  Just give it back and no one gets hurt....
6/26/2014 9:51:46 AM EDT
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This.
6/26/2014 9:52:14 AM EDT
[#13]
succubus
6/26/2014 9:52:17 AM EDT
[#14]
I already have one...called Red Tube
6/26/2014 9:52:51 AM EDT
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As mentioned, its only a prototype. The production run is said to have a remote control holder and dispenser tube to shove up your ass and pee hole
6/26/2014 9:53:05 AM EDT
[#16]
I already have one.  It is called a "wife."
6/26/2014 9:53:16 AM EDT
[#17]
For the sake of everything holy stop putting your finger in it!
6/26/2014 9:54:03 AM EDT
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This one is cheaper
6/26/2014 9:54:31 AM EDT
[#19]
That's the largest external hard drive I have seen for public data transfer
6/26/2014 9:54:48 AM EDT
[#20]
And with that the marriage rate dropped to an all time low.
6/26/2014 9:56:10 AM EDT
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LOL
6/26/2014 9:56:39 AM EDT
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Unless married guys are the target market.
6/26/2014 9:56:43 AM EDT
[#23]
The suggested video banner was Michelle Janeke [sp?] warming up in the rain.

6/26/2014 9:57:28 AM EDT
[#24]
wonder if it has a probe like the livestock version does?  Veterinary version looks quicker.

6/26/2014 10:00:55 AM EDT
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6/26/2014 10:00:58 AM EDT
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Noticed that.  Works for me!
6/26/2014 10:03:07 AM EDT
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This one is cheaper
And when it starts malfunctioning and you've had enough of it's crap you can throw it in a dumpster and no one will complain!

 
6/26/2014 10:05:11 AM EDT
[#28]
Hmm.... Well..... I still jerk off manually.
6/26/2014 10:06:50 AM EDT
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The one that I have now is pretty reasonable.

And been performing on a daily basis for over 10 years. (Yes... I know... unbelievable.)

6/26/2014 10:10:15 AM EDT
[#30]
What's with all the retarded Team Members posting this old story today?

Today's Dupe

Two Year Old Dupe

You have the search feature, why don't you use it?  
6/26/2014 10:10:46 AM EDT
[#31]

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6/26/2014 10:19:05 AM EDT
[#32]
my wife would probably pay to have one of those installed in our bedroom
6/26/2014 10:25:07 AM EDT
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Mine must be broken.... does anyone know of a warranty service for them?
6/26/2014 10:26:02 AM EDT
[#34]
I already have a dishwasher that does that.
6/26/2014 10:28:17 AM EDT
[#35]
I just pay a girl to massage my prostate.  It's fantastic.


6/26/2014 10:46:43 AM EDT
[#36]
And I thought I found love with a folded mattress, towel, and rubber glove.
6/26/2014 10:57:27 AM EDT
[#37]
Does it come in an extra small pencil dick size for their home country customers?
6/26/2014 11:04:31 AM EDT
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It needs a cup holder for my beer.


As mentioned, its only a prototype. The production run is said to have a remote control holder and dispenser tube to shove up your ass and pee hole


Why would we want anything dispensed up our rectum or urethra?
6/26/2014 11:04:58 AM EDT
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As mentioned, its only a prototype. The production run is said to have a remote control holder and dispenser tube to shove up your ass and pee hole







j/k.
6/26/2014 11:08:22 AM EDT
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6/26/2014 11:10:40 AM EDT
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Well, maybe not your mind, but...
6/26/2014 11:12:37 AM EDT
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It needs a cup holder for my beer.


As mentioned, its only a prototype. The production run is said to have a remote control holder and dispenser tube to shove up your ass and pee hole


Now you're talking.
6/26/2014 11:12:59 AM EDT
[#43]
I thought you were loaning out your SO for a minute there.  Let us know if you change your mind.
6/26/2014 11:13:01 AM EDT
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It won't stop until it gets a quart.



 
6/26/2014 11:13:25 AM EDT
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Why would we want anything dispensed up our rectum or urethra?
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It needs a cup holder for my beer.




As mentioned, its only a prototype. The production run is said to have a remote control holder and dispenser tube to shove up your ass and pee hole




Why would we want anything dispensed up our rectum or urethra?




For the extrah sensationz!



 

6/26/2014 11:15:37 AM EDT
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It won't stop until it gets a quart.
 
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That's better than a milking machine, that fucker will kill you. You can't set one of them for less than a gallon.
6/26/2014 11:16:42 AM EDT
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For the extrah sensationz!
 

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It needs a cup holder for my beer.


As mentioned, its only a prototype. The production run is said to have a remote control holder and dispenser tube to shove up your ass and pee hole


Why would we want anything dispensed up our rectum or urethra?


For the extrah sensationz!
 



I didn't see any nipple clamps.
6/26/2014 11:16:58 AM EDT
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My wife told me that she'd consider getting one ... just so she could have a night off every now and then.
6/26/2014 11:17:18 AM EDT
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It needs a cup holder for my beer.




As mentioned, its only a prototype. The production run is said to have a remote control holder and dispenser tube to shove up your ass and pee hole




Why would we want anything dispensed up our rectum or urethra?




For the extrah sensationz!

 







I didn't see any nipple clamps.




They come as accessories.



 

6/26/2014 11:17:41 AM EDT
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That's better than a milking machine, that fucker will kill you. You can't set one of them for less than a gallon.
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That's better than a milking machine, that fucker will kill you. You can't set one of them for less than a gallon.


Drink plenty of fluids.

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