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Posted: 5/9/2014 10:57:43 AM EDT

Got a bite the yesterday around 0645 AM and here it is now!

Posted: 5/9/2014 10:59:10 AM EDT

[#1]

Spider and you have tiny feet.

Posted: 5/9/2014 10:59:15 AM EDT

[#2]

Nice cankles

Posted: 5/9/2014 10:59:49 AM EDT

[#3]

A rogue herpe

Posted: 5/9/2014 10:59:52 AM EDT

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Acantholycosa herpasyphilaidsica

Posted: 5/9/2014 11:00:09 AM EDT

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wow are those about a 7.5 in size?

Posted: 5/9/2014 11:02:26 AM EDT

[#6]

Optics and ammo CLAIMED!

Posted: 5/9/2014 11:04:17 AM EDT

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As stated, spider. Watch the area for increased swelling. If you start to have flu like symptoms go to the doc immediately.

Posted: 5/9/2014 11:04:54 AM EDT

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A dikfer.

Ohhh, and draw around the red area RIGHT NOW in pen, to see if it spreads.

Posted: 5/9/2014 11:05:17 AM EDT

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that lookie like a brown recluse bite

. I'd go to the doctor on sheer principle. Ask me how I know.

Posted: 5/9/2014 11:06:11 AM EDT

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Probably a flea bite. Its in the right place for them.

Posted: 5/9/2014 11:07:29 AM EDT

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Shoe size is 10.5

I have 1 kankle because its so fucking swollen lol

Already saw the doc he said he had no clue what it could have been. It was at the end of the word day and i think he wanted to get out of their. haha

Posted: 5/9/2014 11:07:47 AM EDT

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Chigger

Posted: 5/9/2014 11:08:20 AM EDT

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LOL

Posted: 5/9/2014 11:08:37 AM EDT

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A little geographic context would be helpful, but I'm going to guess a chigger (or cheegro, if you prefer) with a bunch of subsequent scratching.

Posted: 5/9/2014 11:09:33 AM EDT

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Posted: 5/9/2014 11:10:07 AM EDT

[#16]

Chapacabra.

Posted: 5/9/2014 11:10:11 AM EDT

[#17]

You caught da AIDS.

Sorry.

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Posted: 5/9/2014 11:10:47 AM EDT

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AKA bitch feet....

Posted: 5/9/2014 11:11:20 AM EDT

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I have scar from a vagine do a that same time.

Posted: 5/9/2014 11:11:45 AM EDT

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wat

Posted: 5/9/2014 11:13:36 AM EDT

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Posted: 5/9/2014 11:15:32 AM EDT

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in the butt?

Posted: 5/9/2014 11:15:34 AM EDT

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done, good idea.

Posted: 5/9/2014 11:24:56 AM EDT

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aids

Posted: 5/9/2014 11:43:05 AM EDT

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done, good idea.

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A dikfer.

Ohhh, and draw around the red area RIGHT NOW in pen, to see if it spreads.

done, good idea.

Now use a black marker to draw fake stitches across the red line all the way around, just because it'd look cool.

Posted: 5/9/2014 11:44:58 AM EDT

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You and Hillary must have gotten the same cankle DNA

Correction - Her feet are probably larger

Posted: 5/9/2014 11:44:59 AM EDT

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Wear boots a lot, do you

Posted: 5/9/2014 11:45:24 AM EDT

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Posted: 5/9/2014 11:47:11 AM EDT

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Exactly

Posted: 5/9/2014 11:51:53 AM EDT

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priapism is a possible complication. best to make a prophylactic incision just in case.

Posted: 5/9/2014 11:53:09 AM EDT

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Posted: 5/9/2014 11:55:21 AM EDT

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The ghey... The ghey bit you, and now you has the aides.

I call eulogy!

Posted: 5/9/2014 11:56:07 AM EDT

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And just like that, a new ARf meme is born.

Posted: 5/9/2014 11:58:01 AM EDT

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Posted: 5/9/2014 11:58:15 AM EDT

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dibs on guns.

Posted: 5/9/2014 11:59:12 AM EDT

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Otherwise referred to as the "Common Brown AIDS Spider".

Congratulations on the AIDS.

Posted: 5/9/2014 12:00:43 PM EDT

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Here is his memorial thread.

El Linko

Posted: 5/9/2014 12:03:06 PM EDT

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Chigger or tick. I have the same thing right now.

Posted: 5/9/2014 12:04:17 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/9/2014 12:05:40 PM EDT

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Otherwise referred to as the "Common Brown AIDS Spider".

Congratulations on the AIDS.

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Congratulations on the AIDS.

Damn, an AIDS spider. Sorry to hear it, dude. We're all gonna miss you.

Posted: 5/9/2014 12:27:24 PM EDT

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My first thought. Moved to the mid west and couldn't figure out what was biting me.

Posted: 5/9/2014 12:41:47 PM EDT

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Bwah ha ha ha ha!

Posted: 5/9/2014 12:44:56 PM EDT

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Move over babnanas...

Posted: 5/9/2014 12:49:41 PM EDT

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Damn...It! Water out the nose!

Posted: 5/9/2014 1:10:14 PM EDT

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lmao

Posted: 5/9/2014 1:15:30 PM EDT

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I'm sending you a bill for my new keyboard. Old one full of Diet Mountain Dew now...

LOL!!!

--ww

Posted: 5/9/2014 3:37:48 PM EDT

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Lmao

Well since you all are having so much fun at my expense, why don't you photo shop some open sores and things of that nature on it. Then ill send it to my buddies and ask them if they think i should get it check out. hilarity will ensue

Posted: 5/9/2014 3:39:27 PM EDT

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Yes.

Posted: 5/9/2014 3:44:03 PM EDT

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MRSA. MRSA bit you.

Posted: 5/9/2014 3:56:32 PM EDT

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Ghey spider aids...

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