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Posted: 5/5/2014 3:13:22 PM EDT

NEW JACK CHICK PAMPHLET!!!

Posted: 5/5/2014 3:20:01 PM EDT

[#1]

LOL. Going to pour myself some bourbon!

Posted: 5/5/2014 3:22:13 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/5/2014 3:23:09 PM EDT

[#3]

I finished half a bottle of Dos Equis reading that shit.

Posted: 5/5/2014 3:31:44 PM EDT

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Why did you post this OP?

The exclamation points kind of hint at

, but maybe

.

???

Posted: 5/5/2014 3:34:55 PM EDT

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Trying to save you heathens from the demon rum.

Posted: 5/5/2014 3:38:14 PM EDT

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my entire library is chick tracts, gots all the facts...

Posted: 5/5/2014 3:40:59 PM EDT

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Trying to save you heathens from the demon rum.

Fuck rum, give me my bourbon.

Posted: 5/5/2014 3:42:33 PM EDT

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What was Jesus' first miracle again?

Posted: 5/5/2014 3:46:48 PM EDT

[#9]

This is new?

What the fuck?

Posted: 5/5/2014 3:50:11 PM EDT

[#10]

FPNI!

Posted: 5/5/2014 3:51:15 PM EDT

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i love how it completely ignores prohibition, and how it worked extremely well.

Posted: 5/5/2014 3:52:46 PM EDT

[#12]

tldr

Posted: 5/5/2014 3:56:09 PM EDT

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And the fact "wine" is mentioned in the Bible over two hundred times.

And NO, they did not mean "grape juice".

Posted: 5/5/2014 4:02:33 PM EDT

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GD is just the very best place for religious lectures.

Posted: 5/5/2014 4:06:32 PM EDT

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And the fact "wine" is mentioned in the Bible over two hundred times.

And NO, they did not mean "grape juice".

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i love how it completely ignores prohibition, and how it worked extremely well.

And the fact "wine" is mentioned in the Bible over two hundred times.

And NO, they did not mean "grape juice".

Ephesians 5:18

Do not get drunk on wine, which leads to debauchery. Instead, be filled with the Spirit.

What it means is letting alcohol control you will push out the Spirit, and allow you to be controlled by the drink. Don't be a drunk. Not don't drink at all.

Prohibition was just another government program where success was measured by the amount of money thrown at it.

Posted: 5/5/2014 4:08:05 PM EDT

[#16]

The fuck? I gave up two panels in.

Posted: 5/5/2014 4:08:31 PM EDT

[#17]

Dat.

Ain't nobody got time, fo it.

Posted: 5/5/2014 4:09:29 PM EDT

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For sure. Guaranteed crashes just like a NASCAR race.

Posted: 5/5/2014 4:15:54 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/5/2014 4:17:36 PM EDT

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That stupid shit made me want a drink

Posted: 5/5/2014 4:19:10 PM EDT

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Saving people from dysentery.

Allegedly.

Posted: 5/5/2014 4:22:54 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/5/2014 4:23:22 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/5/2014 4:23:45 PM EDT

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LOL. Going to pour myself some bourbon!

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Thinking about making a Tom Collins myself now.

Posted: 5/5/2014 4:30:53 PM EDT

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F'n Awesome!

Posted: 5/5/2014 4:31:13 PM EDT

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"There was no one like Carry Nation."

Patently false. She had no monopoly on batshit crazy.

Posted: 5/5/2014 4:39:16 PM EDT

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Ephesians 5:18
Do not get drunk on wine, which leads to debauchery. Instead, be filled with the Spirit.

What it means is letting alcohol control you will push out the Spirit, and allow you to be controlled by the drink. Don't be a drunk. Not don't drink at all.

Prohibition was just another government program where success was measured by the amount of money thrown at it.

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i love how it completely ignores prohibition, and how it worked extremely well.

And the fact "wine" is mentioned in the Bible over two hundred times.

And NO, they did not mean "grape juice".

Ephesians 5:18
Do not get drunk on wine, which leads to debauchery. Instead, be filled with the Spirit.

What it means is letting alcohol control you will push out the Spirit, and allow you to be controlled by the drink. Don't be a drunk. Not don't drink at all.

Prohibition was just another government program where success was measured by the amount of money thrown at it.

I agree 100%. Which spirit though? I prefer whiskey.

Posted: 5/5/2014 4:41:00 PM EDT

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Glamorizing destruction of property, giving abusers an out by saying the alcohol did it... oh Chick...

I'm a Christian, and I drink a little.

Posted: 5/5/2014 5:23:07 PM EDT

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Exactly.

I'm going to try to be as kind as I can (as a Christian) when I say that Chick's heart is in the right place, but his mind is really out there. I could totally see him doing an anti-gun tract one day.

Posted: 5/5/2014 5:30:07 PM EDT

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Glamorizing destruction of property, giving abusers an out by saying the alcohol did it... oh Chick...

I'm a Christian, and I drink a little.

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The devil has you in his clutches.

Posted: 5/5/2014 5:33:35 PM EDT

[#31]

Is this "new"? Jack Chick is 90 years old.

Posted: 5/5/2014 5:34:13 PM EDT

[#32]

Where's the funny part? Looks like something out of "American Splendor".

Posted: 5/5/2014 5:42:36 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/5/2014 11:35:18 PM EDT

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The devil has you in his clutches.

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Glamorizing destruction of property, giving abusers an out by saying the alcohol did it... oh Chick...

I'm a Christian, and I drink a little.

The devil has you in his clutches.

Only a little bit a couple of times a week

Posted: 5/6/2014 12:11:17 AM EDT

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