Posted: 12/30/2002 12:40:04 AM EDT
| That since I am such a loser and never get any womenz, that I will set out to invent the holodeck. |
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You might try one or more of the following: - Lower your standards with regards to womenz - Try taking off the ST:NG jump suit and wearing something more traditional - Visit reality more often - Hook up with one of those chicks dressed like a Klingon at a Star Trek convention - Ask Imbroglio USPC40 [img]photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/IG_LoadImage.asp?iImageUnq=476[/img] [url=www.nra.org][b][red]NRA[/red][/url] [url=www.nra.org][blue]Life Member[/blue][/url] [url=www.gunowners.org][b][red]GOA[/red] [/url] [url=www.gunowners.org][blue]Life Member[/blue][/url] [url=www.saf.org][red]SAF[/red][/url] [url=www.saf.org][blue]Supporter[/blue][/url] [url=sas-aim.org][red]SAS[/red][/url] [url=sas-aim.org][blue]Supporter[/blue][/b][/url] [img]photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/IG_LoadImage.asp?iImageUnq=469[/img] |
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"Would you like to see my comlink?" doesn't count as a pickup line. Here's some advice. The next time you talk to an attractive girl who is "I'd hit it" material, pretend that SHE is the latest movie and just interchange any reference to the movie with 'you' and 'my little life support mechanism for female genetaila". As follows: [i]Seeing Nemesis was the greatest experience of my life.[/i] becomes [i]Spending the evening in your company would only be eclipsed in greatness by my being given the chance to gently caress your genetalia with my Romulan Love Wand.[/i] The reason I know this would work is because there is one truth to women... if you can make her laugh, you can make her take her clothes off. Any reference to a Romulan Love Wand is instant laughter material. |