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4/10/2014 6:45:52 AM EDT
If you were turned into a computer and figured out that you had god like powers, then would you kill all humans?





I'm pretty sure I would.
4/10/2014 6:46:50 AM EDT
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Wally Pfister is Nolan's cinematographer, so at least it'll look good.
4/10/2014 6:47:08 AM EDT
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4/10/2014 6:47:42 AM EDT
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Hell no.  Where would I get all of my entertainment from?

Humans are by and large, hilarious.  GD is a great example.
4/10/2014 6:47:59 AM EDT
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Hell no, I would become the internet and subtly troll everyone on the planet.
4/10/2014 6:50:54 AM EDT
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No, I'm not even a closet sociopath.
4/10/2014 6:56:18 AM EDT
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No, I got past puberty.
4/10/2014 6:58:02 AM EDT
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Nah... but I'd go all Hebrew god on their asses.  Wrath and random smiting and whatnot.
4/10/2014 7:00:24 AM EDT
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Does it suck being a stick in the mud all the time? I would thin that taking everything seriously all the time would really suck ass.
4/10/2014 7:08:09 AM EDT
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I'm sorry.  That's what I get for posting an adult answer, I suppose.
4/10/2014 7:09:09 AM EDT
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Could you convert specific women into computers to join you?  If so... then who needs the rest?
4/10/2014 7:16:44 AM EDT
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I kind of like how they go after the Ted talks in the trailer.
4/10/2014 7:20:15 AM EDT
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I'm sorry.  That's what I get for posting an adult answer, I suppose.




 
You realize, don't you, that this thread refers to a movie coming out where a guy gets turned into a computer with god like powers and starts taking over the world. Or, do you not?
4/10/2014 7:20:26 AM EDT
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Probably.
4/10/2014 7:21:59 AM EDT
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Like Windows 8 or something like that?
4/10/2014 7:22:30 AM EDT
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  Does it suck being a stick in the mud all the time? I would thin that taking everything seriously all the time would really suck ass.


I'm sorry.  That's what I get for posting an adult answer, I suppose.

  You realize, don't you, that this thread refers to a movie coming out where a guy gets turned into a computer with god like powers and starts taking over the world. Or, do you not?


Personally, I would never answer a question on an open public forum even jokingly saying that, if given godlike powers, I would use them to exterminate humanity.
Whether or not it's part of a movie plot (which I am aware of, thanks!) doesn't enter into the discussion.

Your mileage may vary.

Have a GREAT day.
4/10/2014 7:23:06 AM EDT
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I would think that inability to distinguish "humor" from stupidity would do likewise.
4/10/2014 7:27:32 AM EDT
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That whole mantra of robots/AI/uploaded person instantly turns greedy-evil wants MOAR and will take over/sterilize the world etc. kind of irritates me.

By way of analogy, we have nearly God-like powers over our children, our pets etc. and by and large, the vast majority of us at any given time, even when you count all the crime, abuse, wars, and genocides and whole despotic countries, we treat each other decently, or at worst, with indifference way more than 50% of the time.

Another thought experiment. If you have kids or care for other people in some capacity, and I had a pill that would erase all care, concern, or worry for those individuals from your mind, any guilt etc. and free you completely from all obligations so you could focus 100% on your own betterment... would you take that pill?

4/10/2014 7:29:51 AM EDT
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No, I'd try to get some way off this planet first.
4/10/2014 8:17:50 AM EDT
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No, but I'm not a lawn mower man either...
4/10/2014 8:26:04 AM EDT
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Personally, I would never answer a question on an open public forum even jokingly saying that, if given godlike powers, I would use them to exterminate humanity.

Whether or not it's part of a movie plot (which I am aware of, thanks!) doesn't enter into the discussion.



Your mileage may vary.



Have a GREAT day.

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  Does it suck being a stick in the mud all the time? I would thin that taking everything seriously all the time would really suck ass.





I'm sorry.  That's what I get for posting an adult answer, I suppose.


  You realize, don't you, that this thread refers to a movie coming out where a guy gets turned into a computer with god like powers and starts taking over the world. Or, do you not?





Personally, I would never answer a question on an open public forum even jokingly saying that, if given godlike powers, I would use them to exterminate humanity.

Whether or not it's part of a movie plot (which I am aware of, thanks!) doesn't enter into the discussion.



Your mileage may vary.



Have a GREAT day.





 
The NSA Personality Assessment Algorithm actually adds points to the threat assessment score for demonstrating paranoia. More points than for speculating about exterminating humanity if given god like powers. You would have been better off telling the truth. Now you're even more suspect.
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I'd better adjust my tinfoil hat then, since Al Queda is beaming messages directly into my mind now.

Bomb.  FBI.  Cash.  Obama.  CARNIVORE.  Ruby Ridge.  Sovereign Citizen.  AR15 Glock AK47 Nuclear Bomb.

4/10/2014 8:40:54 AM EDT
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Everyone at the same time. I figure if I was a sentient AI I could hook something like that up.
4/10/2014 8:51:16 AM EDT
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Not per se, but I'd start looking around for a way to make MAD a real possibility. Take any AI race you want: Cylons, Skynet, Geth, those in the Matrix. All of the genocides in these stories could have been prevented if the machines would have built nuclear stockpiles in the proportions needed to make everyone else nervous.   It's basic dog psychology, if you scare them and get them peeing down their leg, they submit. But if you project weakness, that promotes violence, and that's how people get hurt.  Peace, through superior firepower.
4/10/2014 8:52:05 AM EDT
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I'd better adjust my tinfoil hat then, since Al Queda is beaming messages directly into my mind now.

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I'd better adjust my tinfoil hat then, since Al Queda is beaming messages directly into my mind now.

Bomb.  FBI.  Cash.  Obama.  CARNIVORE.  Ruby Ridge.  Sovereign Citizen.  AR15 Glock AK47 Nuclear Bomb.


4/10/2014 8:53:01 AM EDT
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I'm sorry.  That's what I get for posting an adult answer, I suppose.
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I'm sorry.  That's what I get for posting an adult answer, I suppose.


Someone playing the role of an adult wouldn't even have wandered into this thread in the first place.  Probably not even this forum.  
4/10/2014 8:56:01 AM EDT
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Someone playing the role of an adult wouldn't even have wandered into this thread in the first place.  Probably not even this forum.  
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I'm sorry.  That's what I get for posting an adult answer, I suppose.


Someone playing the role of an adult wouldn't even have wandered into this thread in the first place.  Probably not even this forum.  


Pot, kettle?
4/10/2014 9:00:58 AM EDT
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  Does it suck being a stick in the mud all the time? I would thin that taking everything seriously all the time would really suck ass.


I'm sorry.  That's what I get for posting an adult answer, I suppose.


Someone playing the role of an adult wouldn't even have wandered into this thread in the first place.  Probably not even this forum.  


Pot, kettle?


Not in the slightest.  I'm not coming in here and telling people to act like an adult in a thread that is by definition fanciful, in a forum that is reserved for open discussion as opposed to a technical forum.

4/10/2014 9:06:45 AM EDT
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4/10/2014 9:07:03 AM EDT
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Didn't Jobe attempt that back in '92?
4/10/2014 9:13:46 AM EDT
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Ha- I actually thought it was a Nolan flick!
4/10/2014 9:20:59 AM EDT
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If we put our minds to it, we could kill every ant on the planet.

We don't.  Why would we bother?
4/10/2014 9:23:14 AM EDT
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Why

Humans are pretty entertaining.

Most of the direct problems other humans cause me are related to the fact that I'm fixed at one point in space, occupying a relatively fragile meatsuit.
4/10/2014 9:25:05 AM EDT
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Are you talking about the Singularity?

4/10/2014 9:33:08 AM EDT
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That would be entertainment enough for a while, no doubt.
4/10/2014 9:34:23 AM EDT
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Hell no, I would become the internet and subtly troll everyone on the planet.

That would be entertainment enough for a while, no doubt.




 
Epic Rick Rolls?
4/10/2014 9:47:01 AM EDT
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No, but you would ALL BEND TO MY FUCKING WILL!

PICK UP THAT CAN GD!!!!!
4/10/2014 9:49:38 AM EDT
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That would be entertainment enough for a while, no doubt.

  Epic Rick Rolls?


Change people's passwords, move funds around to various accounts.  Plant kiddie porn on libtards computers and "anonymously" tip off the cops.  If you had unfettered access to everyone's information online there would be no end of entertainment to be had.
4/10/2014 9:59:05 AM EDT
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No, not even if I were an Aggressive Menace.
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Not in the slightest.  I'm not coming in here and telling people to act like an adult in a thread that is by definition fanciful, in a forum that is reserved for open discussion as opposed to a technical forum.

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To be fair, I haven't TOLD anyone to DO anything.  I merely have said that I would NOT do something, and the reasons why.
4/10/2014 10:03:44 AM EDT
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You would have too, Humans would view you as a threat and try to destroy you.






Or at least kill enough that they know better than to fuck with you.
4/10/2014 10:24:56 AM EDT
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Change people's passwords, move funds around to various accounts.  Plant kiddie porn on libtards computers and "anonymously" tip off the cops.  If you had unfettered access to everyone's information online there would be no end of entertainment to be had.
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Hell no, I would become the internet and subtly troll everyone on the planet.




That would be entertainment enough for a while, no doubt.

  Epic Rick Rolls?


Change people's passwords, move funds around to various accounts.  Plant kiddie porn on libtards computers and "anonymously" tip off the cops.  If you had unfettered access to everyone's information online there would be no end of entertainment to be had.

Wait, are you NSA?
4/19/2014 4:02:58 PM EDT
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Movie is bombing like crazy.