[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Inkies (Page 1 of 2)
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Did you see this one in the comments:
Maybe he thought he was giving the girls some great, artistic gift or something. Or maybe he just got bored? Who knows. While I would be livid about it being done to my own child, I don't think that I'd go so far as to press charges unless my child was exposed to HIV or something else like that. I guess it would depend upon why he did it and how bad/dangerous it was. Certainly not the right thing for him to do, to be sure. But arrested? Not so sure about that one. And the parents - what idiots to try to remove it with a hot razor!!! That had to hurt terribly and will definitely leave scars! How fucked in the head do you have to be to write that??? Sterilization should be mandatory. |
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you say that NOW, but we all know when your fevered brain is driving down the road anything can happen. Quoted:
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I'm covered in ink. I'll do my best to not rob anyone on the way to work this morning. I made it! That was a close one. The day is young, though. 
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im covered and ink and without a criminal record of any kind. where am I failing? please help. You just haven't met the right 7/11 or liquor store yet. Eventually, one special night, the urge to rob it will be irresistible, and then you will finally be able to go and join all your friends on the inky reservation ... and no longer have to live a lie.
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You just haven't met the right 7/11 or liquor store yet. Eventually, one special night, the urge to rob it will be irresistible, and then you will finally be able to go and join all your friends on the inky reservation ... and no longer have to live a lie. Quoted:
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im covered and ink and without a criminal record of any kind. where am I failing? please help. You just haven't met the right 7/11 or liquor store yet. Eventually, one special night, the urge to rob it will be irresistible, and then you will finally be able to go and join all your friends on the inky reservation ... and no longer have to live a lie. but none of my friends have tattoos. nor my wife. am I triple failing? is there a crisis hotline?
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but none of my friends have tattoos. nor my wife. am I triple failing? is there a crisis hotline? Quoted:
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im covered and ink and without a criminal record of any kind. where am I failing? please help. You just haven't met the right 7/11 or liquor store yet. Eventually, one special night, the urge to rob it will be irresistible, and then you will finally be able to go and join all your friends on the inky reservation ... and no longer have to live a lie. but none of my friends have tattoos. nor my wife. am I triple failing? is there a crisis hotline? I am sure you are incessantly trying to recruit them into your inky lifestyle!! 
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I am sure you are incessantly trying to recruit them into your inky lifestyle!! Quoted:
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im covered and ink and without a criminal record of any kind. where am I failing? please help. You just haven't met the right 7/11 or liquor store yet. Eventually, one special night, the urge to rob it will be irresistible, and then you will finally be able to go and join all your friends on the inky reservation ... and no longer have to live a lie. but none of my friends have tattoos. nor my wife. am I triple failing? is there a crisis hotline? I am sure you are incessantly trying to recruit them into your inky lifestyle!! oh yes. I never shut up about it. its all I ever do is try to trick my friends into getting them. just like the joel osteen fellow and always trying to sell his books and cd's on the tv picture box. 
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Draw me like one of your French girls!!  Quoted:
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Just more evidence that having tattoos is a good indicator of mental illness. 
That's it. Your pants are coming off in the next drawing. Draw me like one of your French girls!! I have a much, much better idea for you. |
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... oh yes. I never shut up about it. its all I ever do is try to trick my friends into getting them. just like the joel osteen fellow and always trying to sell his books and cd's on the tv picture box.
I knew it!! 
I hope none of them ever get drunk around you. That's the classic Inky recruiting trick. 
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I have a much, much better idea for you. Quoted:
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Just more evidence that having tattoos is a good indicator of mental illness.
That's it. Your pants are coming off in the next drawing. Draw me like one of your French girls!! I have a much, much better idea for you. Oh shit.
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The inkies must be too ashamed of their fellow inkies and don't want to call attention to themselves. 
But that contradicts the attention whoring that is being an inkie. Mind blown. Being an 'inkie' is about as attention whoring as having that stupid Somali flag |
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Give it time. The subtle effects of the crime-inducing ink on your brain chemistry can be slower in some people. Quoted:
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I have a tattoo, but don't have a criminal record. Please help me. Give it time. The subtle effects of the crime-inducing ink on your brain chemistry can be slower in some people. Tell me about it, lately I find myself driving past convenience stores...........that aren't on the way home. |
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I have a much, much better idea for you. Quoted:
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Just more evidence that having tattoos is a good indicator of mental illness.
That's it. Your pants are coming off in the next drawing. Draw me like one of your French girls!! I have a much, much better idea for you. Oh, I think you should be scared
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I knew it!!
I hope none of them ever get drunk around you. That's the classic Inky recruiting trick. Quoted:
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... oh yes. I never shut up about it. its all I ever do is try to trick my friends into getting them. just like the joel osteen fellow and always trying to sell his books and cd's on the tv picture box.
I knew it!!
I hope none of them ever get drunk around you. That's the classic Inky recruiting trick. I am bbq'ing this weekend, want to come over and have some drinks? |
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I am bbq'ing this weekend, want to come over and have some drinks? Quoted:
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... oh yes. I never shut up about it. its all I ever do is try to trick my friends into getting them. just like the joel osteen fellow and always trying to sell his books and cd's on the tv picture box.
I knew it!!
I hope none of them ever get drunk around you. That's the classic Inky recruiting trick. I am bbq'ing this weekend, want to come over and have some drinks? My mom says I am not allowed to play with Inkies, because they are a bad influence.
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My mom says I am not allowed to play with Inkies, because they are a bad influence.
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... oh yes. I never shut up about it. its all I ever do is try to trick my friends into getting them. just like the joel osteen fellow and always trying to sell his books and cd's on the tv picture box.
I knew it!!
I hope none of them ever get drunk around you. That's the classic Inky recruiting trick. I am bbq'ing this weekend, want to come over and have some drinks? My mom says I am not allowed to play with Inkies, because they are a bad influence.
you are correct. after over 2 years of marriage I finally got to my wife and she faltered and cracked and got laser hair removal to her underarms. I see ink in her future as the minor pain of the laser is getting her built up for the NEEDLE!!! |
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... you are correct. after over 2 years of marriage I finally got to my wife and she faltered and cracked and got laser hair removal to her underarms. I see ink in her future as the minor pain of the laser is getting her built up for the NEEDLE!!! Your evil is as insidious as it is impressive!! |
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Tell me about it, lately I find myself driving past convenience stores...........that aren't on the way home. Quoted:
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I have a tattoo, but don't have a criminal record. Please help me. Give it time. The subtle effects of the crime-inducing ink on your brain chemistry can be slower in some people. Tell me about it, lately I find myself driving past convenience stores...........that aren't on the way home. Trying to go straight, but it's hard with that son of a bitch Reagan in the White House. |
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Prison over-crowding is a real thing. I assume he's on parole or work release or something like that. Quoted:
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I'm covered in ink. I'll do my best to not rob anyone on the way to work this morning. Who let you outside? Prison over-crowding is a real thing. I assume he's on parole or work release or something like that. Personally, I don't mind them going outside, as long as the ink is visible, or they have wear a special hat or badge on their clothes so decent people know they are deviants. And, they shouldn't ride on the inside of public transportation. |
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Trying to go straight, but it's hard with that son of a bitch Reagan in the White House. Quoted:
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I have a tattoo, but don't have a criminal record. Please help me. Give it time. The subtle effects of the crime-inducing ink on your brain chemistry can be slower in some people. Tell me about it, lately I find myself driving past convenience stores...........that aren't on the way home. Trying to go straight, but it's hard with that son of a bitch Reagan in the White House.
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