Posted: 4/7/2014 10:39:50 AM EDT
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Stupid asshole spring.
Get to work, get going at a good pace and we take an ass soaking before lunch even though the weatherman said 5pm. I'm broke and my job is weather dependent, so I'm gonna complain in a thread and then stare blankly at GD for about an hour while I wait for Noah to float by. |
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Here's my assistant. http://www.powertoolsinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/masonry_hammer_drill_sexy_girl.jpg Quoted:
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You could post pics of a female to make GD happy. Here's my assistant. http://www.powertoolsinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/masonry_hammer_drill_sexy_girl.jpg Nice. |
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Stupid asshole spring. Get to work, get going at a good pace and we take an ass soaking before lunch even though the weatherman said 5pm. I'm broke and my job is weather dependent, so I'm gonna complain in a thread and then stare blankly at GD for about an hour while I wait for Noah to float by. Just curious, what's your line of work? It's switched between snowing and sunshine four times this morning. EDIT: nvm, just saw above that you're a carpenter? Maybe not. |
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Just curious, what's your line of work? It's switched between snowing and sunshine four times this morning. EDIT: nvm, just saw above that you're a carpenter? Maybe not. Quoted:
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Stupid asshole spring. Get to work, get going at a good pace and we take an ass soaking before lunch even though the weatherman said 5pm. I'm broke and my job is weather dependent, so I'm gonna complain in a thread and then stare blankly at GD for about an hour while I wait for Noah to float by. Just curious, what's your line of work? It's switched between snowing and sunshine four times this morning. EDIT: nvm, just saw above that you're a carpenter? Maybe not. Masonry, and I am working on a natural stone veneer under eaves without gutters. It doesn't play nice with rain, and I don't like standing under waterfall eaves. |
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I don't get shit for showing up except 1/3 tank less fuel in the truck, and I had to pay the help. Quoted:
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I was rained out at work this morning as well. At least I get 4 hours for just showing up, which is better than nothing. I don't get shit for showing up except 1/3 tank less fuel in the truck, and I had to pay the help. Have you looked into other career options 
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Masonry, and I am working on a natural stone veneer under eaves without gutters. It doesn't play nice with rain, and I don't like standing under waterfall eaves. Quoted:
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Stupid asshole spring. Get to work, get going at a good pace and we take an ass soaking before lunch even though the weatherman said 5pm. I'm broke and my job is weather dependent, so I'm gonna complain in a thread and then stare blankly at GD for about an hour while I wait for Noah to float by. Just curious, what's your line of work? It's switched between snowing and sunshine four times this morning. EDIT: nvm, just saw above that you're a carpenter? Maybe not. Masonry, and I am working on a natural stone veneer under eaves without gutters. It doesn't play nice with rain, and I don't like standing under waterfall eaves. Dang, sorry to hear the weather's not cooperating. Wish you the best, man. |
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I tried, but staring at the sky yelling curse words just got me funny looks from the carpenters. I even threw some tools, it didn't seem to help. There's your problem. You gotta find a big metal lamp post, grab it between your hands and your knees, and shake it while you scream "THE RAIN GOD IS A FUCKING PUSSY" Tucker Max style. |
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I was rained out at work this morning as well. At least I get 4 hours for just showing up, which is better than nothing. I don't get shit for showing up except 1/3 tank less fuel in the truck, and I had to pay the help. Have you looked into other career options Just about weekly. The only other thing I am good at is getting hit on by older women. I keep telling everyone I am going to just become a male companion to women of a certain age. They are lonely, and probably tip really good. Plus I look good in a suit. |
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Quoted: Stupid asshole spring. Get to work, get going at a good pace and we take an ass soaking before lunch even though the weatherman said 5pm. I'm broke and my job is weather dependent, so I'm gonna complain in a thread and then stare blankly at GD for about an hour while I wait for Noah to float by. Not only that, you are in NY. Insult to injury.
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Not only that, you are in NY. Insult to injury. Quoted:
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Stupid asshole spring. Get to work, get going at a good pace and we take an ass soaking before lunch even though the weatherman said 5pm. I'm broke and my job is weather dependent, so I'm gonna complain in a thread and then stare blankly at GD for about an hour while I wait for Noah to float by. Not only that, you are in NY. Insult to injury. At least the ducks have been coming back home in droves. Duck season in the fall is the happy little light at the end of the shitty state tunnel. |
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Just about weekly. The only other thing I am good at is getting hit on by older women. I keep telling everyone I am going to just become a male companion to women of a certain age. They are lonely, and probably tip really good. Plus I look good in a suit. Quoted:
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I was rained out at work this morning as well. At least I get 4 hours for just showing up, which is better than nothing. I don't get shit for showing up except 1/3 tank less fuel in the truck, and I had to pay the help. Have you looked into other career options Just about weekly. The only other thing I am good at is getting hit on by older women. I keep telling everyone I am going to just become a male companion to women of a certain age. They are lonely, and probably tip really good. Plus I look good in a suit. Perhaps these guys can help? 
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Perhaps these guys can help? http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTQ5MzA3MTE5NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMzk1Njc3._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg Quoted:
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I was rained out at work this morning as well. At least I get 4 hours for just showing up, which is better than nothing. I don't get shit for showing up except 1/3 tank less fuel in the truck, and I had to pay the help. Have you looked into other career options Just about weekly. The only other thing I am good at is getting hit on by older women. I keep telling everyone I am going to just become a male companion to women of a certain age. They are lonely, and probably tip really good. Plus I look good in a suit. Perhaps these guys can help? http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTQ5MzA3MTE5NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMzk1Njc3._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg Maybe, it's either that or professional sperm donor. My wife said no way though. She seems to think that with my IQ and looks that I would have thousands of children by women all over the tri-state area. |
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Shit I wish I could get rained out in my job. I have to work despite whatever shitty weather is currently happening. You have not experienced life till you are pulling a 40 horse pump out of a wasterwater sump in a thunderstorm/freezing temps or 100* heat. Yeah, that sounds un-enjoyable. If it's any consolation I used to make snow at a ski resort, getting hit with a firehose when it's about zero out is not I like to spend the afternoon. I made a whopping 9 bucks an hour for that too. |
