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4/1/2014 5:02:25 AM EDT
Spank the monkey


4/1/2014 5:12:34 AM EDT
[#1]
Bumpin' fuzz
4/1/2014 5:12:44 AM EDT
[#2]
Got my bean snapped.
4/1/2014 5:13:54 AM EDT
[#3]


Goose on the loose.


4/1/2014 5:14:35 AM EDT
[#4]
Slammin ya ham.
4/1/2014 5:14:47 AM EDT
[#5]
12yr olds, dude.....................
4/1/2014 5:15:09 AM EDT
[#6]
If by doing "it", you mean yourself, then spanking the monkey may apply...
4/1/2014 5:15:34 AM EDT
[#7]
Punching one up to god.
4/1/2014 5:16:07 AM EDT
[#8]
Roughing the suspect
4/1/2014 5:18:18 AM EDT
[#9]
Five Knuckle Shuffle
4/1/2014 5:18:37 AM EDT
[#10]
Punching the Clown.
Choking the Chicken.
4/1/2014 5:19:20 AM EDT
[#11]
Slappin' five with Yule Brenner.

Grippin' the bishop.
4/1/2014 5:20:25 AM EDT
[#12]
Massive adrenaline dump.  
4/1/2014 5:20:56 AM EDT
[#13]
Cuffin' the dummy.

Beatin' the bishop.

Strokin' the mule.



AB
4/1/2014 5:22:40 AM EDT
[#14]
Assault on a friendly weapon.
4/1/2014 5:23:32 AM EDT
[#15]
Pull one through.
4/1/2014 5:23:39 AM EDT
[#16]

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Slappin' five with Yule Brenner.



Grippin' the bishop.
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Cuffin the Bishop.









4/1/2014 5:33:39 AM EDT
[#17]
Since when is "it" considered boppin' the balogna?

"It" is makin' babies.
4/1/2014 5:34:53 AM EDT
[#18]
Cracking my meat
4/1/2014 5:39:59 AM EDT
[#19]
Where's my money, man?!?  Don't make me look like a fool!  I want my money!  You got money for fake mustaches, huh?  How much that fake mustache cost you?  I want my money!!!
4/1/2014 5:40:31 AM EDT
[#20]


Choking the Smurf




Bopping the Baloney






4/1/2014 5:41:52 AM EDT
[#21]
Going "hands on" with the bald headed champion
4/1/2014 5:42:07 AM EDT
[#22]
rubbin one out
waxin' the kielbasa
polishing the pole
Floggin the dolphin
Shakin' up the soda
Spankin' the dog
Arm Wrestling with your buddy
launching the rocket
shucking the corn
the five-knuckle shuffle
taking the dog out for a walk
jerkin' the gerkin
timing Old Faithful
Stress relief session with Dr.Johnson
Working the Pipe
Strangling the snake
Pumping the shotgun
Wrestling with the Anaconda
Testing the waters
Running the relay
A shake
whacking the one eyed weasel
slapping the salami
playing pocket ball
taming the cobra
Polishing your trophy
Applauding yourself
Roughing up the suspect
hoisting the main sail
fluxing the capacitor
squeezing the Charmin
bending it like Beckham
down the rabbit hole
icing the birthday cake
lightsaber dueling
blessing the rains down in Africa
beaming up the Away Team
time to make the donuts
Auditioning the hand puppet
Laying the smack down on yourself
Knocking one out
The Five Knuckle Dance
Fist Full Of Furry
Dating Ruby Palmer and her Five fat sisters
Shaking hands with the unemployed
One Handed Clapping
Ringing the cowbell.
Burping the baby
Lighting the Roman Candle
Tickling your fancy
A Date With Rosey Palmer
A Date with Palmala Handerson


Should be enough for now.
4/1/2014 5:43:19 AM EDT
[#23]
Playing policeman with origami Kleenex dogs.
4/1/2014 5:52:51 AM EDT
[#24]
Rub one out

Keeping the census down
4/1/2014 5:54:50 AM EDT
[#25]






doing the five knuckle shuffle



edit to remove dupes

4/1/2014 5:56:21 AM EDT
[#26]
Is today a school holiday?
4/1/2014 6:02:55 AM EDT
[#27]
Shooting putty at the moon.
4/1/2014 6:13:19 AM EDT
[#28]
4/1/2014 6:15:26 AM EDT
[#29]
winding my watch.
 
giving my elephant a trombone lesson.
4/1/2014 6:15:35 AM EDT
[#30]
firing off knuckle babies
4/1/2014 6:15:43 AM EDT
[#31]
Taking the skin boat to tuna town.
Taking ole' one eye to the optometrist.
4/1/2014 6:17:05 AM EDT
[#32]
Menage A Un
4/1/2014 7:05:43 AM EDT
[#33]
Quote History
Quoted:
Since when is "it" considered boppin' the balogna?

"It" is makin' babies.
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Quoted:
Since when is "it" considered boppin' the balogna?

"It" is makin' babies.

Cos it's hard to have sex in Mom's basement.








Quoted:
[snip]
bending it like Beckham
Should be enough for now.

Always thought that movie title was a bit rule-34ish

and...
Floggin the dolphin

Sadly this just makes me think of Pam...

4/1/2014 6:37:35 PM EDT
[#34]
Manual over ride
4/1/2014 8:54:53 PM EDT
[#35]
Big Moby
Pounding your Pud
Fondle some flesh
Wash n' Wax
Lube the Lion
Helmet Headrush
4/1/2014 8:56:42 PM EDT
[#36]
Buddies and I have been saying "I got some time in today" and if we do it twice "I doubled today"