Posted: 4/1/2014 5:02:25 AM EDT
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Spank the monkey |
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rubbin one out
waxin' the kielbasa polishing the pole Floggin the dolphin Shakin' up the soda Spankin' the dog Arm Wrestling with your buddy launching the rocket shucking the corn the five-knuckle shuffle taking the dog out for a walk jerkin' the gerkin timing Old Faithful Stress relief session with Dr.Johnson Working the Pipe Strangling the snake Pumping the shotgun Wrestling with the Anaconda Testing the waters Running the relay A shake whacking the one eyed weasel slapping the salami playing pocket ball taming the cobra Polishing your trophy Applauding yourself Roughing up the suspect hoisting the main sail fluxing the capacitor squeezing the Charmin bending it like Beckham down the rabbit hole icing the birthday cake lightsaber dueling blessing the rains down in Africa beaming up the Away Team time to make the donuts Auditioning the hand puppet Laying the smack down on yourself Knocking one out The Five Knuckle Dance Fist Full Of Furry Dating Ruby Palmer and her Five fat sisters Shaking hands with the unemployed One Handed Clapping Ringing the cowbell. Burping the baby Lighting the Roman Candle Tickling your fancy A Date With Rosey Palmer A Date with Palmala Handerson Should be enough for now. |
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Since when is "it" considered boppin' the balogna? "It" is makin' babies. Quoted:
Since when is "it" considered boppin' the balogna? "It" is makin' babies. Cos it's hard to have sex in Mom's basement. 
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[snip] bending it like Beckham Should be enough for now. Always thought that movie title was a bit rule-34ish and... Floggin the dolphin Sadly this just makes me think of Pam... 
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