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12/22/2002 1:12:54 AM EDT
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"My Mother's Combat boots are the height of fashion.  Say it you smart ass... SAY IT!"[/center]
12/22/2002 1:35:32 AM EDT
[#1]
"They can't see me - they won't see me - just as long as I keep my eyes covered."

12/22/2002 1:37:17 AM EDT
[#2]
"Hey, get up.  When somebody yells GRENADE! you do not have to stay down there the rest of the day."
12/22/2002 1:38:59 AM EDT
[#3]
Goddamn non mil-spec contacts just [i]won't[/i] stay in - Guys, can ya help me here ?!?!
12/22/2002 1:40:30 AM EDT
[#4]
"DEWD! we like forgot to put mags in our guns!
12/22/2002 1:45:01 AM EDT
[#5]
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1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!!......Ready or not, here I come!
12/22/2002 1:48:17 AM EDT
[#6]
Cut line to the latrine again mutherfu......
12/22/2002 1:51:44 AM EDT
[#7]
"A doormat of one"
12/22/2002 1:55:12 AM EDT
[#8]
"...very funny assclown... but MECCA is THAT way."
12/22/2002 2:05:21 AM EDT
[#9]
"THAT IS IT! NO MORE CHILI FOR YOU!"
12/22/2002 2:11:01 AM EDT
[#10]
No More of those Texas Armadillo boys for us!

 Bob [:D]
12/22/2002 2:15:07 AM EDT
[#11]
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PLDC instructor:[b] OK listen up!!  The LT here is going to demonstrate the field expedient compass.  First I'm going to spin him with my foot......[/b]
12/22/2002 2:26:22 AM EDT
[#12]
Ok, I'm gonna count to ten.. you guys go hide.
12/22/2002 2:26:44 AM EDT
[#13]
Why'd you hit the dirt?!
WHAT?! [i]Your listen'in for buffalo?!?![/i]
Git up! This ain't no cowboys and indians!
12/22/2002 2:35:05 AM EDT
[#14]
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"Woops.  I guess I had one chambered.  Sorry LT."[/center]

-Tat "tasteless" jana (who loves keyboards with a £ key!)
12/22/2002 3:01:32 AM EDT
[#15]
what the hell? I dont have an F witha wierd _ under it key!?

thats cheating! I gotta get me some Foreign Keyboards!
12/22/2002 3:28:45 AM EDT
[#16]
*Lick* --- You're right Sarge, it is Camel SHIT. Good thing no-one stepped on it...
12/22/2002 3:37:31 AM EDT
[#17]
Walk it off!!!
12/22/2002 5:13:17 AM EDT
[#18]
"SIR!  This ROCK looks just like a US SOLDIER!"
12/22/2002 5:19:35 AM EDT
[#19]
GI:  "No.  Nope.  Definately no Al Queda under THIS rock SIR!"

SARGEANT: "Keep checking"
12/22/2002 5:33:27 AM EDT
[#20]
"Narcolepsy continued to be a persistent problem for Sgt. Mayhune for the remainder of his career, but his team adapted and learned how to work around it".
12/22/2002 5:47:54 AM EDT
[#21]
Why should we believe you did not take the latest SI Swimsuit Edition?
12/22/2002 5:49:20 AM EDT
[#22]
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"Woops.  I guess I had one chambered.  Sorry LT."[/center]

-Tat "tasteless" jana (who loves keyboards with a £ key!)
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Now THAT is funny  [:D]
12/22/2002 5:51:49 AM EDT
[#23]
Get up stupid!  You'll never find a contact lens in the sand!
12/22/2002 6:27:08 AM EDT
[#24]
STOP, DROP,....uh, sarge? I forgot what comes next....

ROLL!, YOU DUMBASS, ROLL!
12/22/2002 6:27:38 AM EDT
[#25]
"You're damn right we're Federal Employees, soldier.  If you want to fly to Kansas City, you've got to go through inspections first"
12/22/2002 6:32:06 AM EDT
[#26]
After the strange disappearance of the new neighbor from Montana and a herd of sheep, Bert Gummer Jr. and the rest of the townspeople look for gravoids with surplus Ground Penetrating Binoculars (GPB) in northern Nevada.

[smallprint]Copyright(c) National Geographic.[/smallprint]
12/22/2002 6:09:05 PM EDT
[#27]
the caption is: i told you if you fall out again it was going to be the last time....damn newbies
12/22/2002 6:20:05 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
what the hell? I dont have an F witha wierd _ under it key!?

thats cheating! I gotta get me some Foreign Keyboards!
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£

Press and hold the ALT key, and type in the number 0163, and release the ALT key.

It's in your character map, which you get to this way:  Start--programs--accessories--system tools
(Assuming you're using Windows, that is.)

露菉綠鷺爛樓累欄欄  (I wonder what that comes out as on the board...just playing with the character map!)

12/22/2002 6:26:54 PM EDT
[#29]
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What does a hearing impaired squad do, when their non deaf point man hears the mortars thump?
12/22/2002 6:28:10 PM EDT
[#30]
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"Look, Lieutenant, I WARNED you that I'd shoot you in the nuts if you grabbed my ass again, didn't I??  "



"Gee, let me guess.  You're in desert camo, lying on your face in the desert, not doing anything and trying to avoid being seen, and there's a job to do and you're not doing it.   I guess you're a...DESERTER! (pun intended!)  We shoot deserters! (click)"


"Get off it, Johnson.  The spaghetti MRE wasn't THAT bad!"



12/22/2002 6:34:46 PM EDT
[#31]
"Guys, I KNOW I dropped that quarter right around here..."
12/22/2002 6:36:38 PM EDT
[#32]
"hey look a penny!"
12/22/2002 7:01:22 PM EDT
[#33]
soldier? I don't see any soldier!