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2/15/2014 2:51:52 AM EDT
auto flush toilets suck.No poll added because  unless you're some sort of French guy that enjoys water splashed up on your taint you should agree.
if I wanted my grundle to be wet at work I would take a shower here
2/15/2014 2:58:14 AM EDT
[#1]
Unfortunatley about 50% of people seem to be nasty fucktarded heathens and can't flush their shit.

It's a good thing.   Now if we could just have an auto hand wash after.  
2/15/2014 3:03:33 AM EDT
[#2]
If there like ours...take the batteries out.

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2/15/2014 3:45:36 AM EDT
[#3]
The best part is cowering in the corner when they go into fountain mode, trying to avoid taking a shit shower.






I think the jews did this.




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2/15/2014 3:45:48 AM EDT
[#4]
I always wrap some tp around the sensor before I sit down. Finish business, remove tp, flush.
2/15/2014 4:11:20 AM EDT
[#5]
A cheap Chinese IR  sensor that keeps false-detecting you if you're wearing a sweater, and keeps randomly flushing with a spray of water everywhere? What could go wrong?

If it's a round one, drape a piece of paper over it till you've done your business, and it'll leave you in peace.
2/15/2014 4:16:13 AM EDT
[#6]
Sometimes it steals the nest before you can get to roost in it.
2/15/2014 4:20:22 AM EDT
[#7]
I like them, then I don't have to kick the handle to flush. The less things you have to touch, the better.
2/15/2014 4:38:17 AM EDT
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Nominating this for quote of the year.  And it's only February.
2/15/2014 4:54:34 AM EDT
[#9]
Some good advice. Gonna try it
2/15/2014 6:23:39 AM EDT
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damn you are a goddamn genius why didnt i think of that. i just though i would have to live with toilets flushing everytime leaned forward to wipe
2/15/2014 6:25:49 AM EDT
[#11]
They're not doing it right.

The ones at the building I work at wait until you stand up. That's polite.
2/15/2014 6:26:27 AM EDT
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If there like ours...take the batteries out.

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Batteries no included - they run on power generated from the water in the pipes moving.
2/15/2014 6:26:51 AM EDT
[#13]
I don't like em but they make the nasty ass flush the toilet at work.
2/15/2014 6:26:58 AM EDT
[#14]
Poop thread Saturday!
2/15/2014 6:42:07 AM EDT
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I don't want to come anywhere near the seat, but that is a great idea on the TP, since some of them flush unexpectedly on you and if your unlucky it's a confused toilet that thinks it's a bidet...