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Fuck you, atfonline.gov.  Fuck you in the rusty pie hole you were born from.  Fuck you with a big bag of infringing upon my rights dicks.  

I have tried submitting a Form 1 for 3 fucking hours now.  And you just sit there... and sit there... and sit there.  Claim you are "loading" some bullshit that who the fuck knows what is.  But for all I know Eric Holder is scanning my entire hard drive.  Well I hope you are and you like the folders full of Chinese Bukkake I downloaded just for you.

Fuck you for not being able to upload a file larger than 3MB.  What the fuck?  I thought this was two-thousand fucking fourteen.  Pretty fucking sure every other website in the world can accept a file larger than 3MB.  But no, I have to break my trust up into 3 different files and wait on your ass to download them.  Fuck you for still using a 56k to host your website with.  It should take less than a second to upload a 3MB file.  About 2 seconds to upload the original 9MB file my trust is in.  But fuck you, John Q Citizen.  You don't need high capacity files or high speed internet.

So, ATF, fuck you.  Fuck you in the cum-drizzeled hole you call a mouth you use to kiss your whore of a mother with.

No, I don't have a girlfriend of wife to fuck on Valentines day, all I waned to do is pay my $200 fuck you tax so you can keep your shitty web service barely running.  What am I going to do instead?  Head downtown, get hammered drunk, and hit on all the single girls "celebrating" being single.  Scoop up the easy lays and ravage their pie box until all the rage you have instilled in me this evening is gone.  And then when they get pissed off when I kick them out of my house, all I'm going to say is "It's the ATF's fault.  Go do something about it." and then slam the door and start this fucking process all over again because I'm sure as shit still going to be waiting to finish loading my 3MB file.