Text from us watching SubNet sleeping > General Discussion

Posted: 2/6/2014 9:40:15 PM EDT

I removed the real screen names and I think I got all the links to dirty pictures/movies. Though I don't think the "real" Aimless was there, I remove that name too.

If you have no idea what any of this is ... you weren't there!

Enjoy.

<******> same

<******> fuck i got class tomorrow

<***********> I am skipping class!

<****** *****> my grandpa died in 1943 after he fell
out of one of the guard towers at auschwitz

<J***** W**> Can we change our screen name at ARFCOM?

<****** *****> uh wut

<*******> I don't think we can

<*******> maybe paid users can. I dunno

<****** *****> nope

<D******> You can but it has to go through Staff

<D******> and a good reason too

<***********> Name for life... A****** wants Thor I
think.

<****** *****>

<***********> But apparently is stuck.

<D******> I THINK Subnet's name was different at one
time

<A******> The guy who bladed at Walmart had his screen
name changed, he's still a member

<****** *****> oh really

<***********> Is his name A****** now?

<****** *****> that was an epic thread

<****** *****> 18 viewers still lol

<******> LOL at the thread on GD about this

<******> ahhahaa

<A******> top secret

<***********> LOL

<****** *****> which thread there's two

<***********> So it is possible under special
circumstances says the penguin?

<******> "Sub Is Out Like A Light "

<****** *****> k

<****** *****> hows he going to hear the alarm?

<****** *****> haha 2 threads about him

<****** *****> if it's in the other room

<***********> Wake up SUBNET! WM has bulk pack .22!

<****** *****> lol

<*******> I can only refresh one of the threads. I
have Selena gomez playing in one of them

<ww> oh, he will wake up in a bit, and his neck will
be killing him

<****** *****> he's going to be a sad monkey

<****** *****> lol thats me

<****** *****> shes hotttt

<******> ya

<******> id cum on her face

<****** *****> watching hailstorm.

<****** *****> before or after beiber

<subnets_beard> pls shave me

<****** *****> after

<subnets_beard> pls.

<****** *****> lol @subnets_beard

<******> ahahhahahahahahahahahaha

<****** *****> capt neck beard

<*******> hailstorm is fantastic

<*******> biber fucked up letting her get away

<****** *****> yup. tonge punch her fart box

<******> fuck biber

<****** *****> beiber's ghey

<****** *****> fuckin canadian

<****** *****> lol

<******> i hope he raps his car arround a telephone
pole

<J***** W**> Punk

<****** *****> the dirty youth singer is fucking hot

<****** *****> wtf

<******> i bet he is reppin a 1 incher

<J***** W**>

<******> selena couldnt handle the 1 incher

<****** *****> thats fuckin nasty johnny

<****** *****> good maybe i can please her then

<******> ewwwwwwwww is that shit in a cup?

<*******> that is so wrong

<******> im sure A****** is having a stroke from
seeing that

<****** *****> there's an infomercial about backup
generators on right now

<******> lol

<******> probably made in china

<****** *****> generac

<****** *****> ez switch

<******> China blows

<*******> no backup generator here, but I've got a
kerosene heater I purchased... I need kerosene still hmmmm

<****** *****> i bet preppers watchin are gettin
hardons

<******> anyone coin roll hunt?

<****** *****> ?

<*******> the gas statoins have pumps for kerosene,
but not K1 stuff

<****** *****> coin roll hunt?

<*******> what is a coin roll hunt?

<******> looking for silver or old coins in bank rolls

<****** *****> i durnt get it

Guest_5414 is now known as T****************.

<T****************> Oh dear is he naked and passed
out?

<*******> Anna Kendrick

<****** *****> yes

<*******> mmmmm :)

<****** *****> uh oh

<***********> Just shirt off I think... I did leave
for a bit though

<ww> movement

<***********> Movement

<*******> he's moving!

<****** *****> movement

<***********> SUBBBNEETTTT!!!

<ww> lmao

<****** *****> nom nom nom anna kendrick

<*******> sleep study?

<J***** W**> Itchey nipple again

<ww> SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB

<****** *****> scratch me neck beard AYE

<****** *****> wow

<J***** W**> Nose picker!

<****** *****> itchy weiner

<****** *****> lol

<*******> I would do bad bad things to her

<A******> It moves

<******> LOL when i typed A****** in google images
this is what came up hahahahahaha

<ww> spmeone recorb this

<ww> for posterity

<****** *****> dont know how to

<****** *****> omg

<subnets_beard> im itchy

<subnets_beard> halp

<J***** W**> fuck thats funny

<***********> He desperately needs to tan a bit.

<****** *****> lol

<******> he needs to work the fields more

<****** *****> shit i didnt know that was her.

<****** *****> hottt

<****** *****> back and to the left

<***********> Not even a farmer tan. Just pasty
everywhere.

<J***** W**> God I hope he dont start jacking off..

<******> AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

<*******> yup. man she is so damn easy on the eyes and
has a pleasant homely atitude :D

<T****************> In his chair sleeping Subnet waits
dreaming and picking his nose.... ...

<ww> lol

<****** *****> and scratching capt neck beard

<******> Bong hits for Jesus

<****** *****> lol that belly

<****** *****> nipple

<****** *****> itchy nipple

<****** *****> haha

<*******> I'm fatter then he is and this is what
someone skinnier looks like...

<ww> most embarassing moment in the history of arfcom

<*******> I need to work the fuck out

<****** *****> hes rubbing that shit

<****** *****> is weried I want to cuk her because of
her voice.

<****** *****> who are you talking bout

<******> I thought this guy was the most embarrasing
on ar15

<*******> I don't like that girl tongue, but I like
watching the train wreck videos of hers

<****** *****> lol

<ww> this is on a different level

<****** *****> dont know why. ive been watching her
for the last 3 days.

<*******> maybe deep down you want her?

<*******> He's moving more

<****** *****> it's time for a miley cyrus twerking
video

<******> omg what a homo

<*******> he does not look happy

<***********> I hope his wife knocks one of those
florescent lights over.

<****** *****> lol.

<******> ahahhaha

<****** *****> booooooooooosh

<******> then hella cussing

<Guest_4056> quick someone draw a unibrow on him
before he wakes up.

<****** *****> those are loud when they bust

<*******> I've officailly watched a man for hours and
then more hours after he is naked and touching himself ...

<J***** W**> She makes me want to push sharp pencils
into my ears..

<***********> Back in the day used to just throw them
in dumpsters. Cool as hell.

<****** *****> who miley?

<****** *****> hell yeah wind

<J***** W**> Why back in the day?

<******> Miley is a whore

<******> i cant wait for her porno tape

<****** *****> twice

<***********> Damn EPA ruins all the fun shit.

<******> Yah fuck the EPA

<****** *****> fuck the epa

<******> they can suck 87 bags of rotten dicks

<J***** W**> What are you suppost to do with them?

<****** *****> right in their epa ass

<****** *****> al bundy?

<***********> Hazerdous waste.

<*******> LOL @ al bundy

<******> YOu are supose to recycle them or throw them
off a cliff

<ww> fucking cfls blow dick

<****** *****> MEG

<*******> someone needs to photoshop al bundy on him

<******> or a penis on him

<***********> Some places take them for recycle like ******
said.

<*******> someone already did a penis

<******> AHAHHAHAHAHAH

<J***** W**> If the NSA wasnt watching us right now, I
would tell you what I do with them. LOL

<***********> Not supposed to just trash em anymore

<******> The NSA can suck my hairy nuts

<******> Then they can clean out the lint near my
asshole

<****** *****> already did the penis

<***********> Nut Sucking Agency

<*******> I live by a lake so I throw most of my shit
like motor oil and old greae right into it

<****** *****> you need to wipe better

<******> AHAHHAHAhA

<*******> I'm kidding... I don't do that

<******> Thats waht women are for

<******> winks

<****** *****> and raid in 5 4 3

<****** *****>

<c*******> Sub looks rode hard and put away wet. What
the hell did you people do to him??

<***********> Post it on youtube Johnny... what the
worst that can happen? LOL

<******> In CA you bring them to the dump but u make
sure to cover them with yard clippings

<******> muhahahhaah

<****** *****> lol

<J***** W**> funny

<***********> Ya. I know.

<****** *****> nice touch on the dribble whoever made
that

<J***** W**> is that pic OCO ?

<J***** W**> OCO? fuck me

<****** *****> oco?

<****** *****> OCO?

<J***** W**> I know....

<J***** W**> you guys dont need to rub it in. LOL

<****** *****> what did u mean

<J***** W**> Can that picture be posted in GD?

<J***** W**> LOL

<******> link?

<****** *****> ah

<****** *****> probably not. i posted it but then
removed it.

<****** *****> ask the bird

<******> ahhahaha

<*******> You can't view this on ar15!

<*******> NAKED YOGA WITH 2 WOMEN IN HD

<******> O no AROCK is here

<****** *****> ******* you need to get laid

<******> dont all of us

<****** *****> lol

<****** *****> he's been posting about chicks nonstop
for the last 30min

<***********> Is he pinching his belly?

<*******> go to 20 seconds on the video

<AROCK> finger in belly button?

<*******> my g/f is in chicago. I haven't seen in her in a couple
weeks

<****** *****> lol @20sec

<Guest_5183> in the mean time you can find a liberal
chick to fuck

<****** *****> they are supposedly more
"free"

<*******> haha

<*******> I have learned there is nothing about free
when it comes to sex with the womenz

<*******> wife!

<****** *****> lol

<***********> Ooh

<ww> heeey

<*******> She's on her phone

<J***** W**> SLAP HIM!!

<****** *****> hit himmmm

<****** *****> holy shit

<****** *****> *******

<****** *****> spit on him

<****** *****> 45sec one of them farts

<***********> kick those tubes over!

<****** *****> she says excuse me

<****** *****> quif on him

<J***** W**> Better than yoga.... http://youtu

<J***** W**> Fuck AROCK LOL

<J***** W**> Damn, what did everyone go?

<J***** W**> Oh ya, road block

<****** *****> what the hells it to the left of him

<***********> No way is that really him.

<****** *****> did u see that chick fart in the naked
yoga vid

<J***** W**> Neck Beard.

<***********> Definitely.

<*******> lol yes

<Guest_5291> hello

<****** *****> hi

<****** *****> release those toxins

<*******> This chat should be open 24/7

<****** *****> vrrrrrp

<****** *****> excuse me

<****** *****> come on and leave. i need to go to bed

<****** *****> wake the fucker up

<A******> morning wood

<Guest_5291> I'm here for the gang bang

<****** *****> lol

<*******> Isn't he cold?

<***********> She is somewhere to the left. Perhaps
she will flip his chair over when she comes back.

<ww> FUAROCK

<J***** W**> You "seen" a fart? Thats not
good. Clean up on aisle 3

<****** *****> lol

<*******> Wow it is 5am

<****** *****> heard i menat

<****** *****> meant

<*******> I started watching this before midnight I
think

<****** *****> kinda sad thay she left him to sleep in
a chair.

<*******> not even a blanket for him

<*******> sub now needs to upgrade

<*******> or make her get a blanket when he wakes up

<****** *****> ive watched him sleep for .5 hrs

<A******> we have amazing lives....better then those
that watch paint dry

<***********> Damn... even we got blankets. They had
smallpox in them but still...

<J***** W**> 5 bucks says Subnet complain about being
sick Saturday.

<****** *****> lol

<****** *****> when im drunk enough to pass out i
usually wake up with a pillow and a blanket.

<****** *****> i guess she cares.

<****** *****> but im usually on the floor in the
kitchen

<*******> how many hours have we voured now?

<ww> she doesnt want you to wake up and fuck with her

<****** *****> rape sucks

<****** *****> thriller is on mtv

<****** *****> no time for MTV

<AROCK> awake?

<****** *****> is he up

<****** *****> lol

<****** *****> HIIIIII

<ww> jesus

<*******> he almost woke up!

<AROCK> almost

<ww> SUB!!!!

<****** *****> Kinda fucked

<****** *****> she just left him

<c*******> It lives!!!

<J***** W**> Damn!!

<****** *****> hey

<****** *****> not yet

<****** *****> fucker

<J***** W**> Picking again

<****** *****> wake up

<dude> what is this

<AROCK> i think his finger was in his belly button
earlier

<****** *****> rub that nipple

<J***** W**> Itchy nipples

<ww> pinch

<*******> at least his hand isn't in his pants

<***********> yet

<ww> exactly

<Guest_9418> waky waky

<****** *****> it is now

<****** *****> jesus fucking christ. I want to go to
bed

<AROCK> look at that sleepy fuck

<Guest_446> CHoKE YOURSELF

<J***** W**> Fuck you Arock

<dude> is he even wearing pants

<****** *****> yes

<****** *****> bell bottoms

<****** *****> i hope so

<ww> someone call the fuckers wife and get her to fuck
with him

<J***** W**> Bell
bottoms? Really?

<*******> anyone imagining this voice describing what
we are saying while watching him?

<***********> Someone has to have hre cell

<****** *****> lol 27 people here

<dude> where are those douchebags from jackass when
you need them

<Scared> That hand is getting lower and lower...

<****** *****> fuck honey badger

<J***** W**> It's 6. He needs to get the fuck up

<****** *****> yup al bundy

<****** *****> wow i have not seen thriller ina while

<***********> Meanwhile... in Subnet's basement...

<****** *****> yeah rub it

<****** *****> lol

<****** *****> shake the belly

<Guest_446> HIGGLE IT< JUST A LITTLE BIT

<ww> I have his name and addy

<****** *****> hahahaha

<*******> For now on he will be called Sub the Honey
badger

<J***** W**> He is moving more and more, thinking he
is going to wake up.

<dude> i think i have that same chair

<***********> throw it out

<****** *****> same naked guy init

<****** *****> ?

<dude> not that i'm aware

<dude> of

<dude> so why are we watching a possibly naked man
sleeping in a chair? someone asplain

<****** *****> nothing else to do

<J***** W**> Wife is all dressed warm and she just
leaves him hanging... Damn. He must have pissed her off in the last couple of
days.

<****** *****> surprised he left the came on

<Scared> Alchohol will do that

<Scared> achohol even

<AROCK> i think i'm going to have to see what his
employer thinks about him doing streaming softcore porn

<dude> oh god where is his hand\

<c*******> what time did he drop off, anyone know?

<*******> what type of bandwidth does he have to do
this?

<Guest_446> Here comes the wife'

<A******> morning wood

<*******> around 2am

<****** *****> looks like the light is on outside the
door

<****** *****> nipple

<*******> now it's off again

<dude> it's a rapeist

<A******> A****** wishes he could get non medicated
morning wood

<Guest_446> NECK BEARD

<Guest_9418> arrrr mmrrrrppphhh no mister rogers, don't touch me
there

<dude> well if he's a geek, a neck beard only makes
sense

<****** *****> 6:08 am here

<J***** W**> Capt Neck Beard..

<Guest_9418> beard > tat ?

<****** *****> he fell asleep around 3:30

<A******> thats a 2nd chin....not neck

<c*******> 4 hrs. in that chair i'd need the
chiropractor

<*******> 3:30 his time. is he eastern?

<*******> my bad. I'm in central

<*******> https

<A******> does Ohio
fall back and spring forward?

<c*******> sadly, yes

<****** *****> shit that's on sunday

<****** *****> https

<****** *****> water mel on

<****** *****> http

<****** *****> that's sad

<****** *****> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

<****** *****> that was scary

<****** *****> would still do

<ww> found his phone #

<****** *****> no no no

<****** *****> really

<*******> why does anyone want to call him?

<****** *****> just send a text. wake up

<****** *****> he needs to wake up.

<****** *****> why not

<dude> it's 3am and i can't sleep so i'm watching some
fat naked guy sleep. jesus

<***********> What we need is his wife's phone number.

<*******> it's 5:13 here now

<****** *****> dont want to wake his family up. is it
his cell?

<Guest_666> hes reallynot that fat

<*******> I'm pretty sure his wife will wake him up

<***********> 5:14 here

<****** *****> he got kids?

<****** *****> yes

<*******> yes

<****** *****> ah

<*******> why does anyone have his phone number btw?

<****** *****> who said he was fat?

<*******> Is there a number swap here I don't know
about?

<ww> I know him

<*******> I said I'm fatter then he is a while back

<c*******> Does sub do this a lot or is this rare?

<***********> Not that fat... but he is pasty... needs
sun.

<****** *****> chunky and whit.

<J***** W**> *******, we already have your number ....
Its on the list. LOL

<Guest_9418> Is that his basement?

<ww> I have a much better farmers tan than him

<****** *****> but im fat and ginger. so im pasty as
shit

<ww> and I havent seen the sun in 4 months

<****** *****> beer fucked me these last few years

<Guest_666> He has a turntable. THat precludes any
tans.

<****** *****> went from 150 to 180

<*******> It's been fun everyone, but I'm going to
have to call it a night

<****** *****> pussy

<c*******> later

<****** *****> he will be up soon

<****** *****> cant quit now

<*******> lol

<Guest_2084> The morning shift is reporting in

<****** *****> thats why im still up

<****** *****> I want to go to bed soo bad.

<****** *****> But im dedicated

<***********> Wake up

<****** *****> see hes moving

<ww> number I found must be a landline

<****** *****> where'd everyone go

<****** *****> wake up sleepy

<***********> ww you texted it?

<ww> text didnt go thru

<****** *****> glitch in the matrix?

<*******> we are like is parents

<ww> invalid #

<****** *****> not quite

<****** *****> his stalkers

<*******> haha for sure

<****** *****> kinda creepy really

<****** *****> 26 people online

<***********> He did it... not us... we just tuned
in...

<ww> restraining order against all members of arfcom

<****** *****> lol

<***********> LOL

<c*******> in that position, he'll start slobbering
pretty soon. That should do it

<Guest_4222> This is the worst porn cam ever.

<J***** W**> OK, who is going to make a screen shot
Avatar?

<c*******> lol

<****** *****> bumpd the threads.

<J***** W**> We need to hook him up with MFC

<J***** W**> Just tipped Subnet 50 tokkens

<J*****> Isn't he supposed to show more nip for 50
tokens?

<****** *****> lol

<****** *****> tokens

<*******> I'm throwing money at the screen, but he
isn't dancing?

<J*****> He's rustling

<Guest_4222> Did he just dig something out of his gut
hole?

<****** *****> lol

<*******> This reminds me of porn chat rooms where you
can type to the girl on the camera

<Guest_4774> fap fap fap

<ww> vaguely

<****** *****> wait it isnt?

<ww> GD will wack off to anything

<J*****> Are we supposed to stop fapping when he
wakes?

<c*******> nah

<J*****> ok

<****** *****> finish quickly

<Guest_4222> No you time it to climax when he wakes.

<***********> AR at the lowest level on his wall...
makes me sad.

<J*****> Okay so I'll start when he starts waking

<J***** W**> Time it?? Great, now i have to start
over..

<****** *****> im sad that his wife came in and didnt
wake him up.

<*******> No trash can by the AK?

<ww> this text needs to be saved

<ww> and posted in GD

<J*****> ARFCOM never forgets

<****** *****> man it has be raining all fucking day
and night here

<*******> The list of people watching him is
continuing to grow again and there is no music

<****** *****> https

<ww> oh shit

<****** *****> tch?v=NNJ5Ul5z8vQ

<****** *****> almost up

<****** *****> damn ****** *****

<****** *****> https

<****** *****> that video freaks me out

<*******> He has fallen asleep for short periods
before, but this is the full all night chair nap and no shirt?

<Guest_4222> Well someof us have to get a shower and
go to work.

<****** *****> i can fap to it.

<****** *****> ur
sick lol

<Guest_4222> I'll be thinking of you while I'm in
there SUB.

<****** *****> poop thread?

<****** *****> v

<*******> I can't get over what the temp must be in
there

<****** *****> https:

<*******> I'd be freezing

<ww> has to be 75+

<****** *****> sittin on the toilet

<****** *****> gotta flush

<J***** W**> Who wouldnt fap? Hairy nipples and a big old
blow hole just screaming "fap to me"...

<Guest_4222> Seriously, pay attention.

<J***** W**> LOL

<Guest_4222> Well boys, I'm out. Give em' hell.

<***********> Great line.

<J***** W**> When tired, my fingers and brain dont
talk to each other. Sorry.

<c*******> Poor Sub, I think it'll be awhile before he
lives this one down

<****** *****> Wkae up

<J*****> We expect nothing less

<ww> another classic arfcom moment

<Guest_5546> i just tried full screen mode... ugh.

<c*******> Treu, well I have to hit the shower and go
to work. Everyone take it easy

<ww> fullscreen is rough

<****** *****> that makes it strange

<*******> When he wakes up, he needs to get on amazon
and order an HD camera

<J*****> and some shirts

<ww> I have his address, we could all chip in and send
him one

<****** *****> i dont know if we need HD naked guy

<*******> we need HD everything!

<****** *****> with bell bottoms

<J*****> God I just hope he didn't sneak out of his
pants

<*******> and for the love of god, make sure it's wide
screen

<Guest_8494> what time is the wake up call?

<*******> What is this 1999?

<****** *****> 26 minutes

<J*****> He said he had to be up at 7

<ww> 6:34am there

<*******> i thought someone said the number they had
was invalid?

<****** *****> shhh he heard us

<J***** W**> No no no, dont tell him, just send him
some pasties.

<J*****> Well then his wife will be in soon to rustle
him

<ww> wasnt a cell#

<***********> It won't take texts

<Guest_347> who is this guy?

<Guest_347> arfcom mod?

<J***** W**> Subnet

<***********> SUBNET

<ww> I ain't calling his home phone

<***********> Good call ww

<*******> It's the real A******

<****** *****> lol

<****** *****> Its ok when its in a 3 way

<J***** W**> paper plate?

<*******> as long as they don't touch

<***********> A****** has some dark parts... can't be
him.

<****** *****> helicopter dick

<Guest_347> so this is subnets lair?

<***********> Ya. Basement no less

<****** *****> yup fap room

<Guest_347> lol

<*******> I don't think it's a basement

<****** *****> I wouldnt want a camera near my
computer

<*******> hard wood floors and the wife goes in and
out to smoke

<***********> I thought someone said it was.

<J*****> Here we go

<****** *****> looooool

<*******> they have a dog!

<J*****> Or not

<***********> labrador?

<****** *****> and she left him again

<ww> AND ITS BLACK!!!

<*******> i think so

<Guest_666> LOL wife looked real concerned

<ww> she is unaware

<*******> wait.. what if the wife is with the dog, and
he really has to sleep in anther room?

<***********> So want her to flip him out of that
chair..

<J*****> I believe she and A****** are shacked up

<****** *****> im a mother lover yor're a mother lover

<ww> w/ the Lab?

<J*****> He's the camera guy

<*******> A******, the wife, and the lab in a 3 way?

<J*****> That's where the HD camera went

<****** *****> yess

<****** *****> fuckin gold

<J***** W**> Dog? A******? What is going on? I leave
for 90 sec and shit gets weird.

<***********> Just noticed top of screen says DJ is
off duty. No shit.

<*******> LOL

<***********> DJ is knocked the hell out.

<Guest_9418> time for eggs and baky

<*******> I still wonder if the screen is on or off

<****** *****> lmao at DJ status

<***********> Or if there is a sound everytime someone
posts... if he is sleeping through text chirps that is some serious shit he is
drinking.

<****** *****> almost chocked on DR pepper

<*******> I have my retainers in and have been ready
for bed since like 1am. It's almost 6am now :O

<****** *****> i think the should is comming throught
the head phones he knocked off

<****** *****> before he walked into the wall

<*******> so this is what I do on my days off... FML

<****** *****> time well spent

<Guest_347> i dont think he lifts

<***********> Do you even lift bro? LOL

<J***** W**> Wife unit put on a jacket and left?

<****** *****> nose and nipple

<***********> She is smoking I think

<J***** W**> Oh

<****** *****> call a sex line. cry deeply

<*******> she has smoked 3x that we'veseen while he's
been sleeping

<ww> "walking" the dog

<*******> facebook is starting to wake up

<J***** W**> I'm getting hungry.

<***********> This is on FB too?

<*******> if you're getting hungry watching a naked
man....

<****** *****> you're not?

<*******> people on my facebook are starting to wake
up

<****** *****> I want sausage now

<****** *****> maple sausage

<****** *****> 16 more minutes

<****** *****> mmmmmmmmm

<*******> I'm going to bed the next time the wife
comes

<*******> if nothing exciting happens

<****** *****> cant quit now

<*******> I can totally quit

<****** *****> you have laread commited 3 hours to
watch a guy sleem.

<***********> Maybe the dog will knock over the light
tubes... I hope.

<****** *****> sleep

<*******> best firend has jury duty tomorrow. He's
going to be texting me about his boredom I'm sure

<****** *****> fuck him

<****** *****> he failed. he didnt get out of it.

<J***** W**> Well look at his belly button grow and
shrink when he breathe's. o wouldnt get hungry?

<*******> need good people to do jury duty too

<****** *****> turn your phone off

<ww> lmao

<***********> Ya. Mag I agree with ya.

<****** *****> watching someone sleep is more
important,.

<***********> I wouldn't want FSA on my jury if I shot
someone.

<*******> Did anyone else just see the AK barel tip
down?

<****** *****> no

<ww> noooooooooooo

<***********> Wait what?

<J***** W**> What?

<***********> You gotta be kidding me.

<*******> did he time out?

<ww> tessssssssssss

<***********> He's backQ

<J***** W**> *******, you been huffing paint?

<****** *****> probably just the house shaking a
little

<J*****> Maybe he let one loose

<****** *****> lol

<Guest_666> I can edge no longer, he must wake soon

<*******> oh.. if you full screen it it's the pixels I
think for the video quality

<J***** W**> Or maybe there is a bedroom with a head
board on the other side of that wall.......

<****** *****> A****** ging to town?

<*******> when it's full screened you don't see his
belly button

<****** *****> going

<J***** W**> I'm tired and hungry. Im going to eat
some pancakes, jackoff and go to sleep.

<***********> In that order?

<*******> what city does he live in?

<J***** W**> Im not eatting with dirty hands

<***********> Good man.

<***********> 10 more minutes

<Guest_666> I could totally toungue punch his blow
hole while thrusting a ******* up his butt, while blowing my johnny wad

<****** *****> what was that noise

<Guest_7170> wtf

<*******> wow

<J***** W**> Milking the prostate

<****** *****> lol

<****** *****> sounded like an email charm

<ww> get this

<ww> Chesterland OH

<***********> CHesterland? LOL

<ww> chesterland OH

<****** *****> outside clevland

<****** *****> 7 more minutes

<J***** W**> is there sound?

<***********> How the hell is he shirtless... it has
to be cold there.

<****** *****> he's inside lol

<*******> It says it is 60F in chesterfield

<J***** W**> 7 mins? guess my pancakes and prostate
can wait.. fuck im tired

<***********> I would be freezing.

<*******> also raining. the dog walk can't be that
long

<****** *****> chesterland

<****** *****> his nipples dont look too hard. must
not be too cold

<***********> Pancakes sounds good. I wonder if I got
any frozen waffles.

<****** *****> im out of food

<***********> Scared to leave to check.

<****** *****> just spam left

<*******> potato pancakes and an omlet sounds
delicious

<***********> Ate spam tonight.

<Guest_9418> mmmm bacon

<****** *****> awesome. its good

<Guest_2084> for some reason I'm craving imitation
crabmeat

<*******> 5 minutes left

<****** *****> had it yesterday.

<***********> Been making burritons out of crock pot
recipe found on ARFCOM

<***********> burritos

<ww> fors GDs sake someone copy all this text

<J**********> we need a two way comm system

<J***** W**> I did

<J*****> A bunch of us use teamspeak

<****** *****> I dont think i want a record of what i
said

<***********> too late tongue

<J***** W**> Im going to edit before posting tomorrow.

<J**********> noooo, I mean so we can blast stuff at
sub

<ww> chesterland OH

<Guest_666> An airhorn would be awesome.

<***********> It will be ok though... they are after
sub not you.

<****** *****> i have a semi horn at work to scare
people

<***********> 4 minutes

<J***** W**> If I post the text, I will take the names
out.

<***********> Good man Johnny

<J***** W**> Except mine. I like it.

<***********> LOL

<Guest_666> Im totally using an alieas.

<J***** W**> 3?

<J***** W**> 3 min?

<***********> Oh subnet... you left your shit on all
night... wake the hell up!

<****** *****> GF's work supplied this horn

<J***** W**> I would have used 667 "Neighbor of
the beast.

<****** *****> lol pube face

<****** *****> this fucker is loud. 150 DB

<ww> 7am time to get up

<****** *****> waiting for alarm

<***********> Wake up SUBNET!

<****** *****> he aint gettin up

<ww> ZZZZZZZZZ

<*******> This is anti-climatic

<***********> It is 7 o clock... do you know where
your ARFCOM is?

<****** *****> yes. yes it is.

<*******> I bet his cell phone is his alarm clock and
it's not in this room

<J***** W**> Day 1

<***********> lOL

<****** *****> day 2

<*******> or he has an alarm clock which was hopefully
set. It's ringing. When the wife gets home she will wake him

<***********> day 587

<****** *****> I cant make it much longer

<***********> I know right

<Guest_666> Im afraid that when he wakes up, I will
miss the blowhole. But I want him to wake up.

<***********> 6 am a the beggars will want candy
tomorrow.

<J***** W**> 87, get both, GTFO, F13er's

<*******> what if the joke is on us and this is just
looped video we've been looking at for 5 hours?

<****** *****> nahhh

<Guest_666> Nah, hes in deep sleep now, look at his
respiration.

<****** *****> nipple rubbing hasnt been consistent

<*******> haha true true tongue

<ww> mine is

<****** *****> wtf

<***********> What was that?

<****** *****> email charm

<****** *****> what his email?

<J***** W**> what the hell was that?

<****** *****> email

<****** *****> im going to emali him from arf and see
if it does it.

<J***** W**> I did send him a email. I wonder if that
was it?

<****** *****> yup

<ww> IM

<J***** W**> It is!! everyone start emailing him!!

<Guest_666> I've watched this man seep for anhour now,
I think I'm inlove.

<*******> what's his email?

<****** *****> lol

<****** *****> just sent one

<***********> Just use ARFCOM account

<****** *****> chorizo tacos

<****** *****> nothing yet. sent email from his
account.

<Guest_666> I fear for his circadian rhythm.

<***********> sent one too... nothing.

<J***** W**> I send two emails about 20 min ago.

<****** *****> yessssss

<ww> Sub!

<Guest_666> Looks kinda like "TIMMAY" with
his hands at 90 degree angles.

<****** *****> lol

<***********> here we go maybe

<Guest_666> Scratch those balls mister.

<J*****> lol

<J***** W**> LO

<ww> lol\

<****** *****> awful close to his pecker

<****** *****> tim timmaay

<ww> hopefully he doesnt get a hardon

<J***** W**> OK, if he starts to play with himself
..... is anyone going to screen capture it? I dont think I could do it.

<****** *****> nipple

<****** *****> oh oh

<****** *****> here we go maybe

<*******> more movement

<J***** W**> He is up .... maybe

<***********> Raptor ate my shirt!

<****** *****> stretch

<****** *****> lol

<Guest_666> sexiest neckbeard show ever

<J***** W**> HELLOOOOOOO

<****** *****> soo close

<****** *****> scratch scratch

<***********> Time to buy .22 at WM

<****** *****> come on.

<****** *****> OH YEAH

<****** *****> nose

<****** *****> PICK IT

<****** *****> he loves his nose

<***********> Doing that timmy thing

<J***** W**> I just laughed because we are all sitting
here in the middle of the night watching a fat white guy sleeping in a chair.

<****** *****> lol

<****** *****> i know its sad

<****** *****> its entertaining

<Guest_8452> haha

<ww> its for a good cause

<****** *****> wife unit

<ww> us

<J*****> and here we go

<****** *****> yess

<***********> Here we go

<J*****> nope again

<***********> Slap HIM!

<****** *****> wth

<J*****> SLAP HIM

<*******> wife is still there

<*******> he's not awake yet :O

<*******> =O

<****** *****> she smokes alot huh

<****** *****> i see he in the other view

<****** *****> her

<ww> my wife would be walking around nude

<***********> Smokers do.

<J***** W**> I want the dog to jump up in his lap and
smash in nuts.

<***********> Nicotine is a Hell of a drug!

<****** *****> like every 15 min

<****** *****> i hate obama

<****** *****> FBHO

<****** *****> piece of shit liar

<J***** W**> The Halfrican?

<****** *****> yes

<*******> ok going to bed after she comes in for
certain

<ww> fuck obamao

<****** *****> lol suuuuuuuure

<***********> I live in OK... only state that went
entirely red both times.

<****** *****> you have been going to bed for hours

<Guest_666> Does this specimen have a job to go to
today?

<*******> yeah I know it

<****** *****> word on the street is he works from hime

<***********> This is work?

<****** *****> lol

<Guest_347> why am i still here...i feel like i
stepped into some dark sub-basement of arfcom

<Guest_347> and cant get out

<***********> What the hell have I signed up for?

<J***** W**> FUCK

<****** *****> nipples and belly buttons

<ww> gimp suits

<J*****> Look under the door

<Guest_666> WHAT THE FUCK FLASHY LIGHTS

<****** *****> must be a kid i nthere

<J*****> WTF is going on

<J***** W**> what the fuck is going on in the hallway?

<****** *****> light flashing

<***********> His email... be full I bet.

<J*****> I'm not saying Aliens but...

<ww> raid

<****** *****> kids i bet

<J***** W**> Its a DISCO

<***********> NSA

<ww> Police: open up

<****** *****> no wait don't open up

<***********> put a shirt on first

<J***** W**> Maybe he is deaf and its his alarm

<****** *****> lol

<ww> does Chesterland OH have a SWAT team?

<***********> flashlight reflect of that and set your
kevlar on fire.

<Guest_666> Glad im not deafh. That would suck.

<Guest_2084> Drop what's in your hands!

<J***** W**> Sun comes up weird in OH

<*******> still not walking him

<****** *****> maybes he's off tody

<ww> cruel

<****** *****> come the fuck on

<***********> SHe us up at an odd time too.

<*******> I'm off to bed now

<****** *****> so are we

<*******> you guys have a good night... err morning

<ww> sure

<***********> Say the guy that watched a dude sleep
all night... how the hell can I be critical of someone else's sleep pattern

<****** *****> just wait a few more minutes

<****** *****> lol

<Guest_347> so wtf..was he drinking, on meds?

<****** *****> true

<Guest_347> no way i could sleep like that for so long

<ww> beer

<J***** W**> Im thinking his email only checks every
20min or so. Im waiting for more beeps

<ww> those are IMs from arf

<J***** W**> oh. I sent emails.

<****** *****> Im's dont make noise for me

<J***** W**> Maybe we should more IM's

<J***** W**> lol

<J***** W**> I just sent another one

<Guest_666> Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a lull.

<***********> Sent an IM

<***********> Hmm... must be something else.

<****** *****> sounded like an iphone

<Guest_666> For those just tuning in, the eife has
made several trips to locations unknwon, An subnet has almost awakened like
three times. But he then goes back to sleep. Lazy fuck.

<A******> oh this is getting nasty

<A******> does he have pants on

<****** *****> real A****** or fake A******?

<***********> They have a dog A******!

<***********> We think he has pants on.

<****** *****> yes bell bottoms

<Guest_666> Eagerly awaiting the answer to pants.

<****** *****> black.

<ww> lab

<ww> no erection yet

<ww> thank god

<***********> Lots of Timmy impressions though.

<J***** W**> Ive got 21 pages of text in Word.

<Guest_666> TIMMAY

<A******> He must not have to work today

<***********> I still cannot get over the AK being on
the top tier.

<Guest_9418> T-T-T-Tim--aa--yy--??

<A******> he's touching himself

<J***** W**> M1 in middle?

<***********> Ya... that is jacked up.

<***********> Speaks volumes about his psyche.

<ww> AK on top is a ruse

<Guest_666> It has the orange tip cut off.

<ww> yap

<R**************> Is this the monkey I was promised?

<ww> and then some

<R**************> Looks dirty

<***********> Chewy though.

<R**************> Yeah, better beat it for a while to
tenderise

<Guest_9418> AK is ruse? Looks romanian

<Guest_666> Decor could be improved, needs a star wars
poster by bedroom door.

<ww> tarp

<ww> bad guy grabs ak and finds it is airsoft

<R**************> No starwars, needs a glow in the
darl Cobra

<Guest_9418> Yeah Star Wars or Backstreet boys

<ww> sub grabs Garand and blasts away

<R**************> This would be better with music

<ww> after he extracts thumb from action

<J*****> Oh subby sub time to make the bagels

<Guest_9418> bow chick wow wow

<***********> M1 Thumb... timmay

<Guest_667> hands in his pants!

<R**************> I dont think he is wearing pants

<Guest_667> bastard needs to shave

<Guest_666> mouthbreather.

<R**************> Someone stole his nipples?

<Guest_9418> Good Morning Sunshine!

<Guest_667> well, if no pants, hands where his pants
should be...

<R**************> IT LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!

<Guest_666> Here we go

<J*****> Welcome to the world of the living

<ww> jesus again

<Guest_667> pants!

<J*****> Thank God no ass crack

<Guest_9418> mouseketeer piss break

<R**************> Looked like a killer wedgie though

<*******> shit i missed it. he got up!

<ww> no ass

<*******> explain to me.. .what did I miss?

<Guest_666> That was not impressive.

<ww> he fent

<Guest_9849> must be present to win

<R**************> No ass Monkey with no nipples

<*******> does he realize the cam is still on?

<J***** W**> Naked, butt plug.... You dont want to
know Maglight

<****** *****> i fucking missed it

<****** *****> wtf

<****** *****> im pissed

<J*****> Now whoever has his phone number...you can
call

<****** *****> i put the cone on my dog and he was
gone

<J***** W**> He ran out like him had to piss

<R**************> Play FREEBIRD!!!!!

<*******> Let him know someone posted this link to
4Chan last night and it's viral around the world

<****** *****> im pissed and sad

<Guest_666> I feel abandoned.

<Guest_9418> Yeah 4chan --> Billed it as suicide
watch performance art

<ww> Im not waking up his kid

<***********> In his house at OHIO, dead SUBNET waits dreaming.

<****** *****> i watched him sleep for 4 hours and
left for 2 minuts and missed him wake up

<Guest_9418> Kid left with wife some time ago

<Guest_666> I miss his blowhole already.

<J***** W**> LOL 666

<J*****> He'll be back

<R**************> I think he fell in

<Guest_3912> Show me your tits

<J*****> Hopefully with your clothes

<ww> boy is he going to be surprised

<J***** W**> Tipped Subnet 50 tokens

<****** *****> im going to bed in 5 minutes.

<Guest_3912> I'm going limp over here.

<*******> sure you are

<Guest_666> I want to sniff the chair. Just a iittle.

<R**************> You mean you'll be in your
bunk.......right?

<****** *****> gross

<ww> 666 = female?

<R**************> Kinky if so

<Guest_666> ASL?

<J*****> Prob Deej

<J***** W**> You when a little too far with that one.
Never go full retard

<Guest_3912> 18/f/NJ

<Guest_3912> 8====D

<****** *****> 25 male michigan

<*******> 33/m/wi - who wants to cyber?

<J***** W**> LOL

<R**************> Fuck, not it backpage

<Guest_3912> ( . )( . )

<Guest_3912> titties

<R**************> (*)

<****** *****> 8===O

<R**************> I moon you

<Guest_666> Just a little.

<Guest_3912> I Sub coming back, or should I just go
ahead and put my pants back on?

<J***** W**> So we can come here and chat instead of
going to ARF

<*******> this depends if yo uare male or female?

<Guest_666> Puth them on, but don;t zip up. that what
I do

<****** *****> just pull it out the fly

<Guest_3912> Zip? Sweatpants dont have zippers.

<R**************> Your gonna get abrasions

<J***** W**> All right ... Pancakes and Prostate.

<R**************> My cat is on my lap purring

<*******> brb I have to piss

<R**************> Makes me feel funny

<Guest_666> Your seatpants dont have a zipper? Fucking
peasant.

<Guest_3912> I want to be inside your cat.

<R**************> No room left

<J***** W**> what?

<Guest_3912> DP?

<*******> I'm topless and wearing red flannel pajama
pants. If that makes anyone hot and heavy... you're welcome

<R**************> Too bitey

<****** *****> my butt is moist

<R**************> OUCH!! See, I told you.....

<R**************> Weirdest phone seks ever

<***********> Well guys... I surrender.

<Guest_3912> OK, guys, I gotta run. This has been fun
and orgasmic. See you on the forum. Love, XCR.

<ww> ciao

<R**************> Bail!! Im out.

<Guest_9849> You guys will never make it as NSA
surveillance agents

<Guest_666> Im leaving too. FU AROCK.

<****** *****> XCRmonger was here/

<*******> I am an NSA surveillance agent. My shift is
done. #871003 takes over for the next 5 hrs now. We get a lot of time with
short shifts and high union wages

<****** *****> well im dissapointed

<J***** W**> "So if you're getting one of these
letters, just shop around in the new marketplace. That's what it's for,"
Obama said

<****** *****> email?

<Guest_9849> maybe sub went for some morning sex

<J*****> Maybe he's getting dressed

<*******> im actually leaving now. good night everyone

<J*****> We could be only so lucky

<****** *****> bye

<****** *****> im done also

<****** *****> going to bed dissapointed

<****** *****> like usual

<Guest_9418> sooooo???

<J***** W**> Hey Lady!!!

<J***** W**> Get .... Funky

<J***** W**> Calling Neck Beard......

<Guest_9418> who y

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Am I missing something why do we care about you guys talking about Justin beiber being gay while watching a grown man sleep on cam

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FPNI

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I'd rather punch myself in the balls.

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Have you lost your mind?

Nobody is going to read all that.

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no reading that

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<TLDR> tldr

<TLDR> tldr

<TLDR> tldr

Posted: 2/6/2014 9:48:49 PM EDT

[#10]

jesus dude

seriously.

Posted: 2/6/2014 9:52:56 PM EDT

[#11]

y'all oughta get locks for posting that shit!!!!

As if sub passing out is something new...

FUCK!!!

Posted: 2/6/2014 9:55:00 PM EDT

[#12]

Epic

In a

way

Posted: 2/6/2014 9:55:43 PM EDT

[#13]

Thats only half of it. I shortened for y'all.

Posted: 2/6/2014 9:56:26 PM EDT

[#14]

Damn. I always miss Subnet's DJ/drink and pass out sessions.

Posted: 2/6/2014 10:00:01 PM EDT

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He does it often enough. I respect the hell out of him for broadcasting what we all do.

Posted: 2/6/2014 10:06:02 PM EDT

[#16]

That's one of those ya had to be there and it's still not worth repeating funny type of jokes eh.

Posted: 2/6/2014 10:06:49 PM EDT

[#17]

Ok. Not always. Just the last couple of months.

Posted: 2/6/2014 10:11:52 PM EDT

[#18]

That was a fun night.

Posted: 2/6/2014 10:16:16 PM EDT

[#19]

Holy sheet

Posted: 2/6/2014 10:17:38 PM EDT

[#20]

Kinda like Vegas, what happens in #rambing-geek, stays in #rambling-geek. n00b.

Posted: 2/6/2014 10:20:57 PM EDT

[#21]

I wish I had no life outside the internet....

Posted: 2/6/2014 10:20:59 PM EDT

[#22]

Posted: 2/6/2014 10:28:13 PM EDT

[#23]

Fuckin' Twelve's

Posted: 2/6/2014 10:31:54 PM EDT

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Posted: 2/6/2014 10:33:39 PM EDT

[#25]

Is that the longest OP in ARF history?

Posted: 2/6/2014 10:35:34 PM EDT

[#26]

Holy wall of text batman.

Posted: 2/6/2014 10:41:42 PM EDT

[#27]

I was wondering when this would turn up.

Posted: 2/6/2014 10:43:47 PM EDT

[#28]

TL;DR

Posted: 2/6/2014 10:43:59 PM EDT

[#29]

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Posted: 2/6/2014 10:51:19 PM EDT

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No shit

I usually don't bust out the TL;DR, but damn!!! TL;DR!!!!

Posted: 2/6/2014 10:53:13 PM EDT

[#31]

Damn, I feel kinda bad for Sub. You all were harsh.

Posted: 2/6/2014 10:57:21 PM EDT

[#32]

I've spent hours in there watching the record skip, and even I don't want to read all that crap.
P.S. Not a one off event, happens all the time.

Posted: 2/6/2014 11:02:08 PM EDT

[#33]

I just tried checking out his site, and it seems to be down. And not just because he's asleep.

Posted: 2/6/2014 11:59:16 PM EDT

[#34]

Posted: 2/7/2014 12:00:49 AM EDT

[#35]

Odd that a libertarian would want to live under such.... surveillance.

Posted: 2/7/2014 12:01:47 AM EDT

[#36]

He does this all the time

Why the fuck didn't anyone post that he was jamming tonight! I love his shows....as short lived as they are.

Posted: 2/7/2014 12:02:18 AM EDT

[#37]

Was that the other night when he invited us to Skype?

Posted: 2/7/2014 12:05:36 AM EDT

[#38]

To summarize- OP and his friends are mouth breathers.

Posted: 2/7/2014 12:06:09 AM EDT

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Apparently

Posted: 2/7/2014 12:06:13 AM EDT

[#40]

His channel is dead. Did he move?

Posted: 2/7/2014 1:43:51 AM EDT

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Why the fuck didn't anyone post that he was jamming tonight! I love his shows....as short lived as they are.

I don't believe that broadcast was this evening.

Posted: 2/7/2014 2:04:57 AM EDT

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Posted: 2/7/2014 2:20:15 AM EDT

[#43]

Holy mother fuck this thread

Posted: 2/7/2014 2:31:02 AM EDT

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Posted: 2/7/2014 2:33:45 AM EDT

[#45]

Tl;CR

Posted: 2/7/2014 2:34:12 AM EDT

[#46]

I thought there was some sort of character limit in a post. Holy wall of text batman.

Posted: 2/7/2014 2:35:24 AM EDT

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Posted: 2/7/2014 3:02:02 AM EDT

[#48]

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I removed the real screen names and I think I got all the links to dirty pictures/movies. Though I don't think the "real" Aimless was there, I remove that name too.

If you have no idea what any of this is ... you weren't there!

Enjoy.

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh259/scooterinvegas/subnet2_zps23a88f64.png

<******> same

<******> fuck i got class tomorrow

<***********> I am skipping class!

<****** *****> my grandpa died in 1943 after he fellout of one of the guard towers at auschwitz

<J***** W**> Can we change our screen name at ARFCOM?

<****** *****> uh wut

<*******> I don't think we can

<*******> maybe paid users can. I dunno

<****** *****> nope

<D******> You can but it has to go through Staff

<D******> and a good reason too

<***********> Name for life... A****** wants Thor Ithink.

<****** *****>

<***********> But apparently is stuck.

<D******> I THINK Subnet's name was different at onetime

<A******> The guy who bladed at Walmart had his screenname changed, he's still a member

<****** *****> oh really

<***********> Is his name A****** now?

<****** *****> that was an epic thread

<****** *****> 18 viewers still lol

<******> LOL at the thread on GD about this

<******> ahhahaa

<A******> top secret

<***********> LOL

<****** *****> which thread there's two

<***********> So it is possible under specialcircumstances says the penguin?

<******> "Sub Is Out Like A Light "

<****** *****> k

<****** *****> hows he going to hear the alarm?

<****** *****> haha 2 threads about him

<****** *****> if it's in the other room

<***********> Wake up SUBNET! WM has bulk pack .22!

<****** *****> lol

<*******> I can only refresh one of the threads. Ihave Selena gomez playing in one of them

<ww> oh, he will wake up in a bit, and his neck willbe killing him

<****** *****> he's going to be a sad monkey

<****** *****> lol thats me

<****** *****> shes hotttt

<******> ya

<******> id cum on her face

<****** *****> watching hailstorm.

<****** *****> before or after beiber

<subnets_beard> pls shave me

<****** *****> after

<subnets_beard> pls.

<****** *****> lol @subnets_beard

<******> ahahhahahahahahahahahaha

<****** *****> capt neck beard

<*******> hailstorm is fantastic

<*******> biber fucked up letting her get away

<****** *****> yup. tonge punch her fart box

<******> fuck biber

<****** *****> beiber's ghey

<****** *****> fuckin canadian

<****** *****> lol

<******> i hope he raps his car arround a telephonepole

<J***** W**> Punk

<****** *****> the dirty youth singer is fucking hot

<****** *****> wtf

<******> i bet he is reppin a 1 incher

<J***** W**>

<******> selena couldnt handle the 1 incher

<****** *****> thats fuckin nasty johnny

<****** *****> good maybe i can please her then

<******> ewwwwwwwww is that shit in a cup?

<*******> that is so wrong

<******> im sure A****** is having a stroke fromseeing that

<****** *****> there's an infomercial about backupgenerators on right now

<******> lol

<******> probably made in china

<****** *****> generac

<****** *****> ez switch

<******> China blows

<*******> no backup generator here, but I've got akerosene heater I purchased... I need kerosene still hmmmm

<****** *****> i bet preppers watchin are gettinhardons

<******> anyone coin roll hunt?

<****** *****> ?

<*******> the gas statoins have pumps for kerosene,but not K1 stuff

<****** *****> coin roll hunt?

<*******> what is a coin roll hunt?

<******> looking for silver or old coins in bank rolls

<****** *****> i durnt get it

Guest_5414 is now known as T****************.

<T****************> Oh dear is he naked and passedout?

<*******> Anna Kendrick

<****** *****> yes

<*******> mmmmm :)

<****** *****> uh oh

<***********> Just shirt off I think... I did leavefor a bit though

<ww> movement

<***********> Movement

<*******> he's moving!

<****** *****> movement

<***********> SUBBBNEETTTT!!!

<ww> lmao

<****** *****> nom nom nom anna kendrick

<*******> sleep study?

<J***** W**> Itchey nipple again

<ww> SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB

<****** *****> scratch me neck beard AYE

<****** *****> wow

<J***** W**> Nose picker!

<****** *****> itchy weiner

<****** *****> lol

<*******> I would do bad bad things to her

<A******> It moves

<******> LOL when i typed A****** in google imagesthis is what came up hahahahahaha

<ww> spmeone recorb this

<ww> for posterity

<****** *****> dont know how to

<****** *****> omg

<subnets_beard> im itchy

<subnets_beard> halp

<J***** W**> fuck thats funny

<***********> He desperately needs to tan a bit.

<****** *****> lol

<******> he needs to work the fields more

<****** *****> shit i didnt know that was her.

<****** *****> hottt

<****** *****> back and to the left

<***********> Not even a farmer tan. Just pastyeverywhere.

<J***** W**> God I hope he dont start jacking off..

<******> AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

<*******> yup. man she is so damn easy on the eyes andhas a pleasant homely atitude :D

<T****************> In his chair sleeping Subnet waitsdreaming and picking his nose.... ...

<ww> lol

<****** *****> and scratching capt neck beard

<******> Bong hits for Jesus

<****** *****> lol that belly

<****** *****> nipple

<****** *****> itchy nipple

<****** *****> haha

<*******> I'm fatter then he is and this is whatsomeone skinnier looks like...

<ww> most embarassing moment in the history of arfcom

<*******> I need to work the fuck out

<****** *****> hes rubbing that shit

<****** *****> is weried I want to cuk her because ofher voice.

<****** *****> who are you talking bout

<******> I thought this guy was the most embarrasingon ar15

<*******> I don't like that girl tongue, but I likewatching the train wreck videos of hers

<****** *****> lol

<ww> this is on a different level

<****** *****> dont know why. ive been watching herfor the last 3 days.

<*******> maybe deep down you want her?

<*******> He's moving more

<****** *****> it's time for a miley cyrus twerkingvideo

<******> omg what a homo

<*******> he does not look happy

<***********> I hope his wife knocks one of thoseflorescent lights over.

<****** *****> lol.

<******> ahahhaha

<****** *****> booooooooooosh

<******> then hella cussing

<Guest_4056> quick someone draw a unibrow on himbefore he wakes up.

<****** *****> those are loud when they bust

<*******> I've officailly watched a man for hours andthen more hours after he is naked and touching himself ...

<J***** W**> She makes me want to push sharp pencilsinto my ears..

<***********> Back in the day used to just throw themin dumpsters. Cool as hell.

<****** *****> who miley?

<****** *****> hell yeah wind

<J***** W**> Why back in the day?

<******> Miley is a whore

<******> i cant wait for her porno tape

<****** *****> twice

<***********> Damn EPA ruins all the fun shit.

<******> Yah fuck the EPA

<****** *****> fuck the epa

<******> they can suck 87 bags of rotten dicks

<J***** W**> What are you suppost to do with them?

<****** *****> right in their epa ass

<****** *****> al bundy?

<***********> Hazerdous waste.

<*******> LOL @ al bundy

<******> YOu are supose to recycle them or throw themoff a cliff

<ww> fucking cfls blow dick

<****** *****> MEG

<*******> someone needs to photoshop al bundy on him

<******> or a penis on him

<***********> Some places take them for recycle like ******said.

<*******> someone already did a penis

<******> AHAHHAHAHAHAH

<J***** W**> If the NSA wasnt watching us right now, Iwould tell you what I do with them. LOL

<***********> Not supposed to just trash em anymore

<******> The NSA can suck my hairy nuts

<******> Then they can clean out the lint near myasshole

<****** *****> already did the penis

<***********> Nut Sucking Agency

<*******> I live by a lake so I throw most of my shitlike motor oil and old greae right into it

<****** *****> you need to wipe better

<******> AHAHHAHAhA

<*******> I'm kidding... I don't do that

<******> Thats waht women are for

<******> winks

<****** *****> and raid in 5 4 3

<****** *****>

<c*******> Sub looks rode hard and put away wet. Whatthe hell did you people do to him??

<***********> Post it on youtube Johnny... what theworst that can happen? LOL

<******> In CA you bring them to the dump but u makesure to cover them with yard clippings

<******> muhahahhaah

<****** *****> lol

<J***** W**> funny

<***********> Ya. I know.

<****** *****> nice touch on the dribble whoever madethat

<J***** W**> is that pic OCO ?

<J***** W**> OCO? fuck me

<****** *****> oco?

<****** *****> OCO?

<J***** W**> I know....

<J***** W**> you guys dont need to rub it in. LOL

<****** *****> what did u mean

<J***** W**> Can that picture be posted in GD?

<J***** W**> LOL

<******> link?

<****** *****> ah

<****** *****> probably not. i posted it but thenremoved it.

<****** *****> ask the bird

<******> ahhahaha

<*******> You can't view this on ar15!

<*******> NAKED YOGA WITH 2 WOMEN IN HD

<******> O no AROCK is here

<****** *****> ******* you need to get laid

<******> dont all of us

<****** *****> lol

<****** *****> he's been posting about chicks nonstopfor the last 30min

<***********> Is he pinching his belly?

<*******> go to 20 seconds on the video

<AROCK> finger in belly button?

<*******> my g/f is in chicago. I haven't seen in her in a coupleweeks

<****** *****> lol @20sec

<Guest_5183> in the mean time you can find a liberalchick to fuck

<****** *****> they are supposedly more"free"

<*******> haha

<*******> I have learned there is nothing about freewhen it comes to sex with the womenz

<*******> wife!

<****** *****> lol

<***********> Ooh

<ww> heeey

<*******> She's on her phone

<J***** W**> SLAP HIM!!

<****** *****> hit himmmm

<****** *****> holy shit

<****** *****> *******

<****** *****> spit on him

<****** *****> 45sec one of them farts

<***********> kick those tubes over!

<****** *****> she says excuse me

<****** *****> quif on him

<J***** W**> Better than yoga.... http://youtu

<J***** W**> Fuck AROCK LOL

<J***** W**> Damn, what did everyone go?

<J***** W**> Oh ya, road block

<****** *****> what the hells it to the left of him

<***********> No way is that really him.

<****** *****> did u see that chick fart in the nakedyoga vid

<J***** W**> Neck Beard.

<***********> Definitely.

<*******> lol yes

<Guest_5291> hello

<****** *****> hi

<****** *****> release those toxins

<*******> This chat should be open 24/7

<****** *****> vrrrrrp

<****** *****> excuse me

<****** *****> come on and leave. i need to go to bed

<****** *****> wake the fucker up

<A******> morning wood

<Guest_5291> I'm here for the gang bang

<****** *****> lol

<*******> Isn't he cold?

<***********> She is somewhere to the left. Perhapsshe will flip his chair over when she comes back.

<ww> FUAROCK

<J***** W**> You "seen" a fart? Thats notgood. Clean up on aisle 3

<****** *****> lol

<*******> Wow it is 5am

<****** *****> heard i menat

<****** *****> meant

<*******> I started watching this before midnight Ithink

<****** *****> kinda sad thay she left him to sleep ina chair.

<*******> not even a blanket for him

<*******> sub now needs to upgrade

<*******> or make her get a blanket when he wakes up

<****** *****> ive watched him sleep for .5 hrs

<A******> we have amazing lives....better then thosethat watch paint dry

<***********> Damn... even we got blankets. They hadsmallpox in them but still...

<J***** W**> 5 bucks says Subnet complain about beingsick Saturday.

<****** *****> lol

<****** *****> when im drunk enough to pass out iusually wake up with a pillow and a blanket.

<****** *****> i guess she cares.

<****** *****> but im usually on the floor in thekitchen

<*******> how many hours have we voured now?

<ww> she doesnt want you to wake up and fuck with her

<****** *****> rape sucks

<****** *****> thriller is on mtv

<****** *****> no time for MTV

<AROCK> awake?

<****** *****> is he up

<****** *****> lol

<****** *****> HIIIIII

<ww> jesus

<*******> he almost woke up!

<AROCK> almost

<ww> SUB!!!!

<****** *****> Kinda fucked

<****** *****> she just left him

<c*******> It lives!!!

<J***** W**> Damn!!

<****** *****> hey

<****** *****> not yet

<****** *****> fucker

<J***** W**> Picking again

<****** *****> wake up

<dude> what is this

<AROCK> i think his finger was in his belly buttonearlier

<****** *****> rub that nipple

<J***** W**> Itchy nipples

<ww> pinch

<*******> at least his hand isn't in his pants

<***********> yet

<ww> exactly

<Guest_9418> waky waky

<****** *****> it is now

<****** *****> jesus fucking christ. I want to go tobed

<AROCK> look at that sleepy fuck

<Guest_446> CHoKE YOURSELF

<J***** W**> Fuck you Arock

<dude> is he even wearing pants

<****** *****> yes

<****** *****> bell bottoms

<****** *****> i hope so

<ww> someone call the fuckers wife and get her to fuckwith him

<J***** W**> Bellbottoms? Really?

<*******> anyone imagining this voice describing whatwe are saying while watching him?

<***********> Someone has to have hre cell

<****** *****> lol 27 people here

<dude> where are those douchebags from jackass whenyou need them

<Scared> That hand is getting lower and lower...

<****** *****> fuck honey badger

<J***** W**> It's 6. He needs to get the fuck up

<****** *****> yup al bundy

<****** *****> wow i have not seen thriller ina while

<***********> Meanwhile... in Subnet's basement...

<****** *****> yeah rub it

<****** *****> lol

<****** *****> shake the belly

<Guest_446> HIGGLE IT< JUST A LITTLE BIT

<ww> I have his name and addy

<****** *****> hahahaha

<*******> For now on he will be called Sub the Honeybadger

<J***** W**> He is moving more and more, thinking heis going to wake up.

<dude> i think i have that same chair

<***********> throw it out

<****** *****> same naked guy init

<****** *****> ?

<dude> not that i'm aware

<dude> of

<dude> so why are we watching a possibly naked mansleeping in a chair? someone asplain

<****** *****> nothing else to do

<J***** W**> Wife is all dressed warm and she justleaves him hanging... Damn. He must have pissed her off in the last couple ofdays.

<****** *****> surprised he left the came on

<Scared> Alchohol will do that

<Scared> achohol even

<AROCK> i think i'm going to have to see what hisemployer thinks about him doing streaming softcore porn

<dude> oh god where is his hand\

<c*******> what time did he drop off, anyone know?

<*******> what type of bandwidth does he have to dothis?

<Guest_446> Here comes the wife'

<A******> morning wood

<*******> around 2am

<****** *****> looks like the light is on outside thedoor

<****** *****> nipple

<*******> now it's off again

<dude> it's a rapeist

<A******> A****** wishes he could get non medicatedmorning wood

<Guest_446> NECK BEARD

<Guest_9418> arrrr mmrrrrppphhh no mister rogers, don't touch methere

<dude> well if he's a geek, a neck beard only makessense

<****** *****> 6:08 am here

<J***** W**> Capt Neck Beard..

<Guest_9418> beard > tat ?

<****** *****> he fell asleep around 3:30

<A******> thats a 2nd chin....not neck

<c*******> 4 hrs. in that chair i'd need thechiropractor

<*******> 3:30 his time. is he eastern?

<*******> my bad. I'm in central

<*******> https

<A******> does Ohiofall back and spring forward?

<c*******> sadly, yes

<****** *****> shit that's on sunday

<****** *****> https

<****** *****> water mel on

<****** *****> http

<****** *****> that's sad

<****** *****> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

<****** *****> that was scary

<****** *****> would still do

<ww> found his phone #

<****** *****> no no no

<****** *****> really

<*******> why does anyone want to call him?

<****** *****> just send a text. wake up

<****** *****> he needs to wake up.

<****** *****> why not

<dude> it's 3am and i can't sleep so i'm watching somefat naked guy sleep. jesus

<***********> What we need is his wife's phone number.

<*******> it's 5:13 here now

<****** *****> dont want to wake his family up. is ithis cell?

<Guest_666> hes reallynot that fat

<*******> I'm pretty sure his wife will wake him up

<***********> 5:14 here

<****** *****> he got kids?

<****** *****> yes

<*******> yes

<****** *****> ah

<*******> why does anyone have his phone number btw?

<****** *****> who said he was fat?

<*******> Is there a number swap here I don't knowabout?

<ww> I know him

<*******> I said I'm fatter then he is a while back

<c*******> Does sub do this a lot or is this rare?

<***********> Not that fat... but he is pasty... needssun.

<****** *****> chunky and whit.

<J***** W**> *******, we already have your number ....Its on the list. LOL

<Guest_9418> Is that his basement?

<ww> I have a much better farmers tan than him

<****** *****> but im fat and ginger. so im pasty asshit

<ww> and I havent seen the sun in 4 months

<****** *****> beer fucked me these last few years

<Guest_666> He has a turntable. THat precludes anytans.

<****** *****> went from 150 to 180

<*******> It's been fun everyone, but I'm going tohave to call it a night

<****** *****> pussy

<c*******> later

<****** *****> he will be up soon

<****** *****> cant quit now

<*******> lol

<Guest_2084> The morning shift is reporting in

<****** *****> thats why im still up

<****** *****> I want to go to bed soo bad.

<****** *****> But im dedicated

<***********> Wake up

<****** *****> see hes moving

<ww> number I found must be a landline

<****** *****> where'd everyone go

<****** *****> wake up sleepy

<***********> ww you texted it?

<ww> text didnt go thru

<****** *****> glitch in the matrix?

<*******> we are like is parents

<ww> invalid #

<****** *****> not quite

<****** *****> his stalkers

<*******> haha for sure

<****** *****> kinda creepy really

<****** *****> 26 people online

<***********> He did it... not us... we just tunedin...

<ww> restraining order against all members of arfcom

<****** *****> lol

<***********> LOL

<c*******> in that position, he'll start slobberingpretty soon. That should do it

<Guest_4222> This is the worst porn cam ever.

<J***** W**> OK, who is going to make a screen shotAvatar?

<c*******> lol

<****** *****> bumpd the threads.

<J***** W**> We need to hook him up with MFC

<J***** W**> Just tipped Subnet 50 tokkens

<J*****> Isn't he supposed to show more nip for 50tokens?

<****** *****> lol

<****** *****> tokens

<*******> I'm throwing money at the screen, but heisn't dancing?

<J*****> He's rustling

<Guest_4222> Did he just dig something out of his guthole?

<****** *****> lol

<*******> This reminds me of porn chat rooms where youcan type to the girl on the camera

<Guest_4774> fap fap fap

<ww> vaguely

<****** *****> wait it isnt?

<ww> GD will wack off to anything

<J*****> Are we supposed to stop fapping when hewakes?

<c*******> nah

<J*****> ok

<****** *****> finish quickly

<Guest_4222> No you time it to climax when he wakes.

<***********> AR at the lowest level on his wall...makes me sad.

<J*****> Okay so I'll start when he starts waking

<J***** W**> Time it?? Great, now i have to startover..

<****** *****> im sad that his wife came in and didntwake him up.

<*******> No trash can by the AK?

<ww> this text needs to be saved

<ww> and posted in GD

<J*****> ARFCOM never forgets

<****** *****> man it has be raining all fucking dayand night here

<*******> The list of people watching him iscontinuing to grow again and there is no music

<****** *****> https

<ww> oh shit

<****** *****> tch?v=NNJ5Ul5z8vQ

<****** *****> almost up

<****** *****> damn ****** *****

<****** *****> https

<****** *****> that video freaks me out

<*******> He has fallen asleep for short periodsbefore, but this is the full all night chair nap and no shirt?

<Guest_4222> Well someof us have to get a shower andgo to work.

<****** *****> i can fap to it.

<****** *****> ursick lol

<Guest_4222> I'll be thinking of you while I'm inthere SUB.

<****** *****> poop thread?

<****** *****> v

<*******> I can't get over what the temp must be inthere

<****** *****> https:

<*******> I'd be freezing

<ww> has to be 75+

<****** *****> sittin on the toilet

<****** *****> gotta flush

<J***** W**> Who wouldnt fap? Hairy nipples and a big oldblow hole just screaming "fap to me"...

<Guest_4222> Seriously, pay attention.

<J***** W**> LOL

<Guest_4222> Well boys, I'm out. Give em' hell.

<***********> Great line.

<J***** W**> When tired, my fingers and brain donttalk to each other. Sorry.

<c*******> Poor Sub, I think it'll be awhile before helives this one down

<****** *****> Wkae up

<J*****> We expect nothing less

<ww> another classic arfcom moment

<Guest_5546> i just tried full screen mode... ugh.

<c*******> Treu, well I have to hit the shower and goto work. Everyone take it easy

<ww> fullscreen is rough

<****** *****> that makes it strange

<*******> When he wakes up, he needs to get on amazonand order an HD camera

<J*****> and some shirts

<ww> I have his address, we could all chip in and sendhim one

<****** *****> i dont know if we need HD naked guy

<*******> we need HD everything!

<****** *****> with bell bottoms

<J*****> God I just hope he didn't sneak out of hispants

<*******> and for the love of god, make sure it's widescreen

<Guest_8494> what time is the wake up call?

<*******> What is this 1999?

<****** *****> 26 minutes

<J*****> He said he had to be up at 7

<ww> 6:34am there

<*******> i thought someone said the number they hadwas invalid?

<****** *****> shhh he heard us

<J***** W**> No no no, dont tell him, just send himsome pasties.

<J*****> Well then his wife will be in soon to rustlehim

<ww> wasnt a cell#

<***********> It won't take texts

<Guest_347> who is this guy?

<Guest_347> arfcom mod?

<J***** W**> Subnet

<***********> SUBNET

<ww> I ain't calling his home phone

<***********> Good call ww

<*******> It's the real A******

<****** *****> lol

<****** *****> Its ok when its in a 3 way

<J***** W**> paper plate?

<*******> as long as they don't touch

<***********> A****** has some dark parts... can't behim.

<****** *****> helicopter dick

<Guest_347> so this is subnets lair?

<***********> Ya. Basement no less

<****** *****> yup fap room

<Guest_347> lol

<*******> I don't think it's a basement

<****** *****> I wouldnt want a camera near mycomputer

<*******> hard wood floors and the wife goes in andout to smoke

<***********> I thought someone said it was.

<J*****> Here we go

<****** *****> looooool

<*******> they have a dog!

<J*****> Or not

<***********> labrador?

<****** *****> and she left him again

<ww> AND ITS BLACK!!!

<*******> i think so

<Guest_666> LOL wife looked real concerned

<ww> she is unaware

<*******> wait.. what if the wife is with the dog, andhe really has to sleep in anther room?

<***********> So want her to flip him out of thatchair..

<J*****> I believe she and A****** are shacked up

<****** *****> im a mother lover yor're a mother lover

<ww> w/ the Lab?

<J*****> He's the camera guy

<*******> A******, the wife, and the lab in a 3 way?

<J*****> That's where the HD camera went

<****** *****> yess

<****** *****> fuckin gold

<J***** W**> Dog? A******? What is going on? I leavefor 90 sec and shit gets weird.

<***********> Just noticed top of screen says DJ isoff duty. No shit.

<*******> LOL

<***********> DJ is knocked the hell out.

<Guest_9418> time for eggs and baky

<*******> I still wonder if the screen is on or off

<****** *****> lmao at DJ status

<***********> Or if there is a sound everytime someoneposts... if he is sleeping through text chirps that is some serious shit he isdrinking.

<****** *****> almost chocked on DR pepper

<*******> I have my retainers in and have been readyfor bed since like 1am. It's almost 6am now :O

<****** *****> i think the should is comming throughtthe head phones he knocked off

<****** *****> before he walked into the wall

<*******> so this is what I do on my days off... FML

<****** *****> time well spent

<Guest_347> i dont think he lifts

<***********> Do you even lift bro? LOL

<J***** W**> Wife unit put on a jacket and left?

<****** *****> nose and nipple

<***********> She is smoking I think

<J***** W**> Oh

<****** *****> call a sex line. cry deeply

<*******> she has smoked 3x that we'veseen while he'sbeen sleeping

<ww> "walking" the dog

<*******> facebook is starting to wake up

<J***** W**> I'm getting hungry.

<***********> This is on FB too?

<*******> if you're getting hungry watching a nakedman....

<****** *****> you're not?

<*******> people on my facebook are starting to wakeup

<****** *****> I want sausage now

<****** *****> maple sausage

<****** *****> 16 more minutes

<****** *****> mmmmmmmmm

<*******> I'm going to bed the next time the wifecomes

<*******> if nothing exciting happens

<****** *****> cant quit now

<*******> I can totally quit

<****** *****> you have laread commited 3 hours towatch a guy sleem.

<***********> Maybe the dog will knock over the lighttubes... I hope.

<****** *****> sleep

<*******> best firend has jury duty tomorrow. He'sgoing to be texting me about his boredom I'm sure

<****** *****> fuck him

<****** *****> he failed. he didnt get out of it.

<J***** W**> Well look at his belly button grow andshrink when he breathe's. o wouldnt get hungry?

<*******> need good people to do jury duty too

<****** *****> turn your phone off

<ww> lmao

<***********> Ya. Mag I agree with ya.

<****** *****> watching someone sleep is moreimportant,.

<***********> I wouldn't want FSA on my jury if I shotsomeone.

<*******> Did anyone else just see the AK barel tipdown?

<****** *****> no

<ww> noooooooooooo

<***********> Wait what?

<J***** W**> What?

<***********> You gotta be kidding me.

<*******> did he time out?

<ww> tessssssssssss

<***********> He's backQ

<J***** W**> *******, you been huffing paint?

<****** *****> probably just the house shaking alittle

<J*****> Maybe he let one loose

<****** *****> lol

<Guest_666> I can edge no longer, he must wake soon

<*******> oh.. if you full screen it it's the pixels Ithink for the video quality

<J***** W**> Or maybe there is a bedroom with a headboard on the other side of that wall.......

<****** *****> A****** ging to town?

<*******> when it's full screened you don't see hisbelly button

<****** *****> going

<J***** W**> I'm tired and hungry. Im going to eatsome pancakes, jackoff and go to sleep.

<***********> In that order?

<*******> what city does he live in?

<J***** W**> Im not eatting with dirty hands

<***********> Good man.

<***********> 10 more minutes

<Guest_666> I could totally toungue punch his blowhole while thrusting a ******* up his butt, while blowing my johnny wad

<****** *****> what was that noise

<Guest_7170> wtf

<*******> wow

<J***** W**> Milking the prostate

<****** *****> lol

<****** *****> sounded like an email charm

<ww> get this

<ww> Chesterland OH

<***********> CHesterland? LOL

<ww> chesterland OH

<****** *****> outside clevland

<****** *****> 7 more minutes

<J***** W**> is there sound?

<***********> How the hell is he shirtless... it hasto be cold there.

<****** *****> he's inside lol

<*******> It says it is 60F in chesterfield

<J***** W**> 7 mins? guess my pancakes and prostatecan wait.. fuck im tired

<***********> I would be freezing.

<*******> also raining. the dog walk can't be thatlong

<****** *****> chesterland

<****** *****> his nipples dont look too hard. mustnot be too cold

<***********> Pancakes sounds good. I wonder if I gotany frozen waffles.

<****** *****> im out of food

<***********> Scared to leave to check.

<****** *****> just spam left

<*******> potato pancakes and an omlet soundsdelicious

<***********> Ate spam tonight.

<Guest_9418> mmmm bacon

<****** *****> awesome. its good

<Guest_2084> for some reason I'm craving imitationcrabmeat

<*******> 5 minutes left

<****** *****> had it yesterday.

<***********> Been making burritons out of crock potrecipe found on ARFCOM

<***********> burritos

<ww> fors GDs sake someone copy all this text

<J**********> we need a two way comm system

<J***** W**> I did

<J*****> A bunch of us use teamspeak

<****** *****> I dont think i want a record of what isaid

<***********> too late tongue

<J***** W**> Im going to edit before posting tomorrow.

<J**********> noooo, I mean so we can blast stuff atsub

<ww> chesterland OH

<Guest_666> An airhorn would be awesome.

<***********> It will be ok though... they are aftersub not you.

<****** *****> i have a semi horn at work to scarepeople

<***********> 4 minutes

<J***** W**> If I post the text, I will take the namesout.

<***********> Good man Johnny

<J***** W**> Except mine. I like it.

<***********> LOL

<Guest_666> Im totally using an alieas.

<J***** W**> 3?

<J***** W**> 3 min?

<***********> Oh subnet... you left your shit on allnight... wake the hell up!

<****** *****> GF's work supplied this horn

<J***** W**> I would have used 667 "Neighbor ofthe beast.

<****** *****> lol pube face

<****** *****> this fucker is loud. 150 DB

<ww> 7am time to get up

<****** *****> waiting for alarm

<***********> Wake up SUBNET!

<****** *****> he aint gettin up

<ww> ZZZZZZZZZ

<*******> This is anti-climatic

<***********> It is 7 o clock... do you know whereyour ARFCOM is?

<****** *****> yes. yes it is.

<*******> I bet his cell phone is his alarm clock andit's not in this room

<J***** W**> Day 1

<***********> lOL

<****** *****> day 2

<*******> or he has an alarm clock which was hopefullyset. It's ringing. When the wife gets home she will wake him

<***********> day 587

<****** *****> I cant make it much longer

<***********> I know right

<Guest_666> Im afraid that when he wakes up, I willmiss the blowhole. But I want him to wake up.

<***********> 6 am a the beggars will want candytomorrow.

<J***** W**> 87, get both, GTFO, F13er's

<*******> what if the joke is on us and this is justlooped video we've been looking at for 5 hours?

<****** *****> nahhh

<Guest_666> Nah, hes in deep sleep now, look at hisrespiration.

<****** *****> nipple rubbing hasnt been consistent

<*******> haha true true tongue

<ww> mine is

<****** *****> wtf

<***********> What was that?

<****** *****> email charm

<****** *****> what his email?

<J***** W**> what the hell was that?

<****** *****> email

<****** *****> im going to emali him from arf and seeif it does it.

<J***** W**> I did send him a email. I wonder if thatwas it?

<****** *****> yup

<ww> IM

<J***** W**> It is!! everyone start emailing him!!

<Guest_666> I've watched this man seep for anhour now,I think I'm inlove.

<*******> what's his email?

<****** *****> lol

<****** *****> just sent one

<***********> Just use ARFCOM account

<****** *****> chorizo tacos

<****** *****> nothing yet. sent email from hisaccount.

<Guest_666> I fear for his circadian rhythm.

<***********> sent one too... nothing.

<J***** W**> I send two emails about 20 min ago.

<****** *****> yessssss

<ww> Sub!

<Guest_666> Looks kinda like "TIMMAY" withhis hands at 90 degree angles.

<****** *****> lol

<***********> here we go maybe

<Guest_666> Scratch those balls mister.

<J*****> lol

<J***** W**> LO

<ww> lol\

<****** *****> awful close to his pecker

<****** *****> tim timmaay

<ww> hopefully he doesnt get a hardon

<J***** W**> OK, if he starts to play with himself..... is anyone going to screen capture it? I dont think I could do it.

<****** *****> nipple

<****** *****> oh oh

<****** *****> here we go maybe

<*******> more movement

<J***** W**> He is up .... maybe

<***********> Raptor ate my shirt!

<****** *****> stretch

<****** *****> lol

<Guest_666> sexiest neckbeard show ever

<J***** W**> HELLOOOOOOO

<****** *****> soo close

<****** *****> scratch scratch

<***********> Time to buy .22 at WM

<****** *****> come on.

<****** *****> OH YEAH

<****** *****> nose

<****** *****> PICK IT

<****** *****> he loves his nose

<***********> Doing that timmy thing

<J***** W**> I just laughed because we are all sittinghere in the middle of the night watching a fat white guy sleeping in a chair.

<****** *****> lol

<****** *****> i know its sad

<****** *****> its entertaining

<Guest_8452> haha

<ww> its for a good cause

<****** *****> wife unit

<ww> us

<J*****> and here we go

<****** *****> yess

<***********> Here we go

<J*****> nope again

<***********> Slap HIM!

<****** *****> wth

<J*****> SLAP HIM

<*******> wife is still there

<*******> h''s not awake yet :O

<*******> =O

<****** *****> she smokes alot huh

<****** *****> i see he in the other view

<****** *****> her

<ww> my wife would be walking around nude

<***********> Smokers do.

<J***** W**> I want the dog to jump up in his lap andsmash in nuts.

<***********> Nicotine is a Hell of a drug!

<****** *****> like every 15 min

<****** *****> i hate obama

<****** *****> FBHO

<****** *****> piece of shit liar

<J***** W**> The Halfrican?

<****** *****> yes

<*******> ok going to bed after she comes in forcertain

<ww> fuck obamao

<****** *****> lol suuuuuuuure

<***********> I live in OK... only state that wententirely red both times.

<****** *****> you have been going to bed for hours

<Guest_666> Does this specimen have a job to go totoday?

<*******> yeah I know it

<****** *****> word on the street is he works from hime

<***********> This is work?

<****** *****> lol

<Guest_347> why am i still here...i feel like istepped into some dark sub-basement of arfcom

<Guest_347> and cant get out

<***********> What the hell have I signed up for?

<J***** W**> FUCK

<****** *****> nipples and belly buttons

<ww> gimp suits

<J*****> Look under the door

<Guest_666> WHAT THE FUCK FLASHY LIGHTS

<****** *****> must be a kid i nthere

<J*****> WTF is going on

<J***** W**> what the fuck is going on in the hallway?

<****** *****> light flashing

<***********> His email... be full I bet.

<J*****> ''m not saying Aliens but...

<ww> raid

<****** *****> kids i bet

<J***** W**> Its a DISCO

<***********> NSA

<ww> Police: open up

<****** *****> no wait do''t open up

<***********> put a shirt on first

<J***** W**> Maybe he is deaf and its his alarm

<****** *****> lol

<ww> does Chesterland OH have a SWAT team?

<***********> flashlight reflect of that and set yourkevlar on fire.

<Guest_666> Glad im not deafh. That would suck.

<Guest_2084> Drop wha''s in your hands!

<J***** W**> Sun comes up weird in OH

<*******> still not walking him

<****** *****> maybes h''s off tody

<ww> cruel

<****** *****> come the fuck on

<***********> SHe us up at an odd time too.

<*******> ''m off to bed now

<****** *****> so are we

<*******> you guys have a good night... err morning

<ww> sure

<***********> Say the guy that watched a dude sleepall night... how the hell can I be critical of someone els''s sleep pattern

<****** *****> just wait a few more minutes

<****** *****> lol

<Guest_347> so wtf..was he drinking, on meds?

<****** *****> true

<Guest_347> no way i could sleep like that for so long

<ww> beer

<J***** W**> Im thinking his email only checks every20min or so. Im waiting for more beeps

<ww> those are IMs from arf

<J***** W**> oh. I sent emails.

<****** *****> I''s dont make noise for me

<J***** W**> Maybe we should more I''s

<J***** W**> lol

<J***** W**> I just sent another one

<Guest_666> Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a lull.

<***********> Sent an IM

<***********> Hmm... must be something else.

<****** *****> sounded like an iphone

<Guest_666> For those just tuning in, the eife hasmade several trips to locations unknwon, An subnet has almost awakened likethree times. But he then goes back to sleep. Lazy fuck.

<A******> oh this is getting nasty

<A******> does he have pants on

<****** *****> real A****** or fake A******?

<***********> They have a dog A******!

<***********> We think he has pants on.

<****** *****> yes bell bottoms

<Guest_666> Eagerly awaiting the answer to pants.

<****** *****> black.

<ww> lab

<ww> no erection yet

<ww> thank god

<***********> Lots of Timmy impressions though.

<J***** W**> Ive got 21 pages of text in Word.

<Guest_666> TIMMAY

<A******> He must not have to work today

<***********> I still cannot get over the AK being onthe top tier.

<Guest_9418> T-T-T-Tim--aa--yy--??

<A******> h''s touching himself

<J***** W**> M1 in middle?

<***********> Ya... that is jacked up.

<***********> Speaks volumes about his psyche.

<ww> AK on top is a ruse

<Guest_666> It has the orange tip cut off.

<ww> yap

<R**************> Is this the monkey I was promised?

<ww> and then some

<R**************> Looks dirty

<***********> Chewy though.

<R**************> Yeah, better beat it for a while totenderise

<Guest_9418> AK is ruse? Looks romanian

<Guest_666> Decor could be improved, needs a star warsposter by bedroom door.

<ww> tarp

<ww> bad guy grabs ak and finds it is airsoft

<R**************> No starwars, needs a glow in thedarl Cobra

<Guest_9418> Yeah Star Wars or Backstreet boys

<ww> sub grabs Garand and blasts away

<R**************> This would be better with music

<ww> after he extracts thumb from action

<J*****> Oh subby sub time to make the bagels

<Guest_9418> bow chick wow wow

<***********> M1 Thumb... timmay

<Guest_667> hands in his pants!

<R**************> I dont think he is wearing pants

<Guest_667> bastard needs to shave

<Guest_666> mouthbreather.

<R**************> Someone stole his nipples?

<Guest_9418> Good Morning Sunshine!

<Guest_667> well, if no pants, hands where his pantsshould be...

<R**************> IT LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!

<Guest_666> Here we go

<J*****> Welcome to the world of the living

<ww> jesus again

<Guest_667> pants!

<J*****> Thank God no ass crack

<Guest_9418> mouseketeer piss break

<R**************> Looked like a killer wedgie though

<*******> shit i missed it. he got up!

<ww> no ass

<*******> explain to me.. .what did I miss?

<Guest_666> That was not impressive.

<ww> he fent

<Guest_9849> must be present to win

<R**************> No ass Monkey with no nipples

<*******> does he realize the cam is still on?

<J***** W**> Naked, butt plug.... You dont want toknow Maglight

<****** *****> i fucking missed it

<****** *****> wtf

<****** *****> im pissed

<J*****> Now whoever has his phone number...you cancall

<****** *****> i put the cone on my dog and he wasgone

<J***** W**> He ran out like him had to piss

<R**************> Play FREEBIRD!!!!!

<*******> Let him know someone posted this link to4Chan last night and i''s viral around the world

<****** *****> im pissed and sad

<Guest_666> I feel abandoned.

<Guest_9418> Yeah 4chan --> Billed it as suicidewatch performance art

<ww> Im not waking up his kid

<***********> In his house at OHIO, dead SUBNET waits dreaming.

<****** *****> i watched him sleep for 4 hours andleft for 2 minuts and missed him wake up

<Guest_9418> Kid left with wife some time ago

<Guest_666> I miss his blowhole already.

<J***** W**> LOL 666

<J*****> H''ll be back

<R**************> I think he fell in

<Guest_3912> Show me your tits

<J*****> Hopefully with your clothes

<ww> boy is he going to be surprised

<J***** W**> Tipped Subnet 50 tokens

<****** *****> im going to bed in 5 minutes.

<Guest_3912> ''m going limp over here.

<*******> sure you are

<Guest_666> I want to sniff the chair. Just a iittle.

<R**************> You mean yo''ll be in yourbunk.......right?

<****** *****> gross

<ww> 666 = female?

<R**************> Kinky if so

<Guest_666> ASL?

<J*****> Prob Deej

<J***** W**> You when a little too far with that one.Never go full retard

<Guest_3912> 18/f/NJ

<Guest_3912> 8====D

<****** *****> 25 male michigan

<*******> 33/m/wi - who wants to cyber?

<J***** W**> LOL

<R**************> Fuck, not it backpage

<Guest_3912> ( . )( . )

<Guest_3912> titties

<R**************> (*)

<****** *****> 8===O

<R**************> I moon you

<Guest_666> Just a little.

<Guest_3912> I Sub coming back, or should I just goahead and put my pants back on?

<J***** W**> So we can come here and chat instead ofgoing to ARF

<*******> this depends if yo uare male or female?

<Guest_666> Puth them on, but don;t zip up. that whatI do

<****** *****> just pull it out the fly

<Guest_3912> Zip? Sweatpants dont have zippers.

<R**************> Your gonna get abrasions

<J***** W**> All right ... Pancakes and Prostate.

<R**************> My cat is on my lap purring

<*******> brb I have to piss

<R**************> Makes me feel funny

<Guest_666> Your seatpants dont have a zipper? Fuckingpeasant.

<Guest_3912> I want to be inside your cat.

<R**************> No room left

<J***** W**> what?

<Guest_3912> DP?

<*******> ''m topless and wearing red flannel pajamapants. If that makes anyone hot and heavy... yo''re welcome

<R**************> Too bitey

<****** *****> my butt is moist

<R**************> OUCH!! See, I told you.....

<R**************> Weirdest phone seks ever

<***********> Well guys... I surrender.

<Guest_3912> OK, guys, I gotta run. This has been funand orgasmic. See you on the forum. Love, XCR.

<ww> ciao

<R**************> Bail!! Im out.

<Guest_9849> You guys will never make it as NSAsurveillance agents

<Guest_666> Im leaving too. FU AROCK.

<****** *****> XCRmonger was here/

<*******> I am an NSA surveillance agent. My shift isdone. #871003 takes over for the next 5 hrs now. We get a lot of time withshort shifts and high union wages

<****** *****> well im dissapointed

<J***** W**> "So if yo''re getting one of theseletters, just shop around in the new marketplace. Tha''s what i''s for,"Obama said

<****** *****> email?

<Guest_9849> maybe sub went for some morning sex

<J*****> Maybe h''s getting dressed

<*******> im actually leaving now. good night everyone

<J*****> We could be only so lucky

<****** *****> bye

<****** *****> im done also

<****** *****> going to bed dissapointed

<****** *****> like usual

<Guest_9418> sooooo???

<J***** W**> Hey Lady!!!

<J***** W**> Get .... Funky

<J***** W**> Calling Neck Beard......

<Guest_9418> who y

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I removed the real screen names and I think I got all the links to dirty pictures/movies. Though I don't think the "real" Aimless was there, I remove that name too.

If you have no idea what any of this is ... you weren't there!

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