"I judged the shot to be about 487 yards, but I managed a near-perfect headshot on that 22 point buck!"
Posted: 1/29/2014 5:49:33 PM EDT
[#2]
Your ass smells like clover.
Posted: 1/29/2014 5:50:04 PM EDT
[#3]
Rosie O'Donnell visits US Army Sniper School at FT Benning.
Posted: 1/29/2014 5:50:21 PM EDT
[#4]
Elsie's breath is on that kudzu.
Posted: 1/29/2014 5:58:40 PM EDT
[#5]
And thus, tactical ice cream was created.
Posted: 1/29/2014 6:04:10 PM EDT
[#6]
And then a new threat appeared on the horizon for America's elite sniper force; the Jihadi's Sniper Detecting Bovines
Posted: 1/29/2014 6:06:01 PM EDT
[#7]
Zombie cows chases down and eats snipers.
Posted: 1/29/2014 6:06:21 PM EDT
[#8]
That foliage makes your butt look big
Posted: 1/29/2014 6:06:40 PM EDT
[#9]
"Look behind you 13er"
Posted: 1/29/2014 6:07:14 PM EDT
[#10]
"Where the fuck is that animal?"
Posted: 1/29/2014 6:08:55 PM EDT
[#11]
Reefer madness.
Posted: 1/29/2014 6:09:05 PM EDT
[#12]
EAT MOR CHIKIN
Posted: 1/29/2014 6:13:17 PM EDT
[#13]
"Clever Girl."
Posted: 1/29/2014 6:27:21 PM EDT
[#14]
Pro tip: Improve your ghilly suit's effectiveness by attaching objects from the surrounding landscape. This suit comes with it's own attached cow for realistic dairy farm recon missions.
Posted: 1/29/2014 6:29:06 PM EDT
[#15]
Never ever have left over White Castle before you go on a hunt.
Had a case of the winds and next thing I know a bull is following me and saying mommy is that you!!
Posted: 1/29/2014 6:56:45 PM EDT
[#16]
one shot, one cow
Posted: 1/29/2014 7:39:12 PM EDT
[#17]
This tree smells like shit.
Posted: 1/29/2014 8:20:38 PM EDT
[#18]
Ghillie. It's what's for dinner.
Posted: 1/29/2014 8:25:04 PM EDT
[#19]
you should have wiped better...
Posted: 1/29/2014 9:32:14 PM EDT
[#20]
India Special Forces.
Posted: 1/29/2014 9:35:40 PM EDT
[#21]
in soviet russia, cow hunts you.
Posted: 1/29/2014 9:41:43 PM EDT
[#22]
You gonna get raped
Posted: 1/29/2014 9:45:24 PM EDT
[#23]
The Embarrassment Of Accidentally Using "Tasty" Foliage In Your Ghillie Suit.
Posted: 1/29/2014 9:57:22 PM EDT
[#24]
What's that movie where those guys sneak in the Nazi castle in a cow costume?
Posted: 1/29/2014 9:58:44 PM EDT
[#25]
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What's that movie where those guys sneak in the Nazi castle in a cow costume?
