[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Dinner pic (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 1/28/2014 2:57:16 PM EDT
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G19 - reload is in my pocket, get bent.
Benchmade Wool golf cap - straight bill, go screw. Bacon - from a pig my lovely niece affectionately called, 'Poke Chop,' until his timely demise, which my brother's wife arranged with great anticipation. Eggs - scrambled with a little salt and pepper in the remains of 'Poke Chop.' No veggies - because 'Poke Chop' ate the veggies for all of us. No napkin - because I wore the kitchen rag while cooking, and it's in my pocket. Beverage - Ron Swanson approved, though it's Canadian in origin. 
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I ani't big, but I can eat 5 of those plates..  
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Too little food on teh plate. Ya hungry? I ain't that big, and the bulk of it went to my boys, 10 and 13. I ani't big, but I can eat 5 of those plates..
I'd have hogged it, but I've had a bug the past couple days. 
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If I were much in need of that much animal content, I'd be a goddamn lion. Or a bear. Or something much larger than my skinny self. Quoted:
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That is a pussy plate . Should be at least a dozen eggs and a pound of bacon If I were much in need of that much animal content, I'd be a goddamn lion. Or a bear. Or something much larger than my skinny self. I'm a bear 
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That is a pussy plate . Should be at least a dozen eggs and a pound of bacon If I were much in need of that much animal content, I'd be a goddamn lion. Or a bear. Or something much larger than my skinny self. I'm a bear Glad I ain't feeding you, then!
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Needs a couple more eggs (farm fresh) More bacon Big pile of hashbrowns with greenpeppers and tabasco mmmmmmmmmmmmmm  Working on some chickens at the sustainable farm. The pig was my niece's. I thought ARF would appreciate the sacrifice.. 
I'll work something in with a short-barreled-possum, complete with reload, for the next dinner pic. Tough crowd here.
And hungry, too...ya carb starved bastages 
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-1 no plasma rifle in 40 watt range -1 no plasma rifle in 40 watt range reloads -1 no napkin -1 no handgun reloads -1 horse polo hat -1 no drink (shot is desert) -5 being 08er and doing this +10 for bacon -5 for not enough bacon Total: -6  I'll spot you the join date difference, and call it a -1. And forgive you the thought that whisky is dessert. Who implied that was the first or last shot?
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G19 - reload is in my pocket, get bent. Benchmade Wool golf cap - straight bill, go screw. Bacon - from a pig my lovely niece affectionately called, 'Poke Chop,' until his timely demise, which my brother's wife arranged with great anticipation. Eggs - scrambled with a little salt and pepper in the remains of 'Poke Chop.' No veggies - because 'Poke Chop' ate the veggies for all of us. No napkin - because I wore the kitchen rag while cooking, and it's in my pocket. Beverage - Ron Swanson approved, though it's Canadian in origin. http://i888.photobucket.com/albums/ac85/Peengwin/IMG_20140128_182640_016_zps4fb717ba.jpg Those are the worst looking scrambled eggs I've ever seen. |
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Yup. Bunch a needy bastages
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Eggs are overlooked
I'm not going to be a dick, I'll tell you how to make incredible eggs! 
When making eggs, cook on like 2-3 setting on your stove. It does not matter if scrambled or over easy. Always cook them low and slow. Once the eggs are cooked about 2/3s the way turn off the heat and take off of the burner and use the heat of the pan to finish the cooking. This technique also avoids burning the butter. I do prefer vegetable oil to butter when cooking with eggs. But, low heat and a lot more time period! Brown spots on eggs are disgustingly over cooked eggs. |