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1/2/2014 10:02:04 AM EDT

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dammit
came to post this
1/2/2014 10:21:48 AM EDT
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Chuck Berry -- the only man to punch Keith Richards in the face, and get "Thanks Chuck" as a response
1/2/2014 10:23:49 AM EDT
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He still plays in StL about once a month.  Depending on his mood you can still get a great show.  Worth trying to do if you are ever in StL.
1/2/2014 10:28:21 AM EDT
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I really need to go. I live 30 minutes from STL and I keep saying I ought to go see him before he can't do it anymore.
1/2/2014 10:30:28 AM EDT
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a very astute businessman as well. the venue has to supply the band and gear. he shows up 5 minutes early with a guitar. that movie about him was eye opening. $11K a show and if the band is good he'll give 1k back to the promoter.
1/2/2014 10:51:48 AM EDT
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I really like his music, but the last thing I remember hearing about Chuck Berry was that he was caught having cameras in the women's bathroom of a restaurant he owned:

http://rulefortytwo.com/secret-rock-knowledge/chapter-8/chuck-berry-bathroom-cameras/

"There are rumors that the police raided Berry's house after the allegations of the bathroom videos surfaced. Supposedly the police found some nasty home videos at Berry's residence. One of the videos supposedly shows Berry giving a golden shower to a blonde woman. After soaking her in piss, Berry apparently tells her to open her eyes and mouth, and asks whether his urine is "nice and salty." The woman supposedly tells Berry that she loves him and then asks him for a kiss. Berry's response? He said that he wouldn't kiss her because, "it smells like piss." During the same scene, Berry also reportedly unleashes a long and very loud fart and then says, "You can smell my fart." It has been reported that Berry's fart was as loud as a fog horn on a cruise ship!"

http://washedupcelebrities.blogspot.com/2009/01/chuck-berry.html

1/2/2014 11:01:24 AM EDT
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I really like his music, but the last thing I remember hearing about Chuck Berry was that he was caught having cameras in the women's bathroom of a restaurant he owned:

http://rulefortytwo.com/secret-rock-knowledge/chapter-8/chuck-berry-bathroom-cameras/

"There are rumors that the police raided Berry's house after the allegations of the bathroom videos surfaced. Supposedly the police found some nasty home videos at Berry's residence. One of the videos supposedly shows Berry giving a golden shower to a blonde woman. After soaking her in piss, Berry apparently tells her to open her eyes and mouth, and asks whether his urine is "nice and salty." The woman supposedly tells Berry that she loves him and then asks him for a kiss. Berry's response? He said that he wouldn't kiss her because, "it smells like piss." During the same scene, Berry also reportedly unleashes a long and very loud fart and then says, "You can smell my fart." It has been reported that Berry's fart was as loud as a fog horn on a cruise ship!"

http://washedupcelebrities.blogspot.com/2009/01/chuck-berry.html
Hyperventilating.....

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1/2/2014 11:06:32 AM EDT
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a very astute businessman as well. the venue has to supply the band and gear. he shows up 5 minutes early with a guitar. that movie about him was eye opening. $11K a show and if the band is good he'll give 1k back to the promoter.
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Is that the documentary with Keith Richards in it? At one point they are in CB's music room and CB is railing KR for stealing (basically anything the Stones ever did right) from him. It's funny as hell. KR just sits there smoking and smiling.
1/2/2014 5:30:26 PM EDT
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Is that the documentary with Keith Richards in it? At one point they are in CB's music room and CB is railing KR for stealing (basically anything the Stones ever did right) from him. It's funny as hell. KR just sits there smoking and smiling.
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Keith still couldn't quite play the slur to "Oh carol" just right..CB got all frustrated with him..but let it go for the show
1/2/2014 5:31:21 PM EDT
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I cant believe he is still playing shows. That dude loves music.
1/2/2014 5:31:28 PM EDT
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Total pervert
1/2/2014 6:00:45 PM EDT
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"It's your cousin Marvin......Marvin Berry. You know that new sound you were looking for?"
1/2/2014 6:08:59 PM EDT
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"Chuck Berry could sue everybody for plagiarism"
Too, I think it was Ted Nugent who said that you can't call yourself a Rock n Roll guitarist unless you know all of Chuck Berry's licks.
1/2/2014 6:20:02 PM EDT
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Keith still couldn't quite play the slur to "Oh carol" just right..CB got all frustrated with him..but let it go for the show
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Is that the documentary with Keith Richards in it? At one point they are in CB's music room and CB is railing KR for stealing (basically anything the Stones ever did right) from him. It's funny as hell. KR just sits there smoking and smiling.


Keith still couldn't quite play the slur to "Oh carol" just right..CB got all frustrated with him..but let it go for the show


Keef got it, CB was just bustin balls.... A LOT.
Loved it when Keef adjusted CB's amp!
Great flick!
1/2/2014 6:53:35 PM EDT
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Didnt a bunch of his nude polaroid selfies end up in Hustler maybe twenty years ago?  Made the evening news i think.
1/2/2014 7:01:58 PM EDT
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CB is a one of a kind!  No doubt about that!
1/2/2014 7:05:48 PM EDT
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Remember that one time his cousin Marvin cut his hand and some dude name Marty filled in with an awesome set?

Yeah.... that was cool.
1/2/2014 8:13:29 PM EDT
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Memphis

@ around 1:22 the look on Chuck's face is hysterical!
But paycheck be damned, that bitch should've ended up in traction...
1/2/2014 8:19:12 PM EDT
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He still plays in StL about once a month.  Depending on his mood you can still get a great show.  Worth trying to do if you are ever in StL.
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Where does he play? I agree that he might be worth seeing.  With that said, I wasn't too thrilled with all of his support concerts for Obongo's re-election last year.
1/3/2014 6:54:42 AM EDT
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Keef got it, CB was just bustin balls.... A LOT.
Loved it when Keef adjusted CB's amp!
Great flick!
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Is that the documentary with Keith Richards in it? At one point they are in CB's music room and CB is railing KR for stealing (basically anything the Stones ever did right) from him. It's funny as hell. KR just sits there smoking and smiling.


Keith still couldn't quite play the slur to "Oh carol" just right..CB got all frustrated with him..but let it go for the show


Keef got it, CB was just bustin balls.... A LOT.
Loved it when Keef adjusted CB's amp!
Great flick!


Which documentary is this?
1/3/2014 6:55:39 AM EDT
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Where does he play? I agree that he might be worth seeing.  With that said, I wasn't too thrilled with all of his support concerts for Obongo's re-election last year.
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Blueberry hill in the Loop



http://www.blueberryhill.com/events/indexeventcalendar.php



 
1/3/2014 6:59:59 AM EDT
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Which documentary is this?
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Is that the documentary with Keith Richards in it? At one point they are in CB's music room and CB is railing KR for stealing (basically anything the Stones ever did right) from him. It's funny as hell. KR just sits there smoking and smiling.


Keith still couldn't quite play the slur to "Oh carol" just right..CB got all frustrated with him..but let it go for the show


Keef got it, CB was just bustin balls.... A LOT.
Loved it when Keef adjusted CB's amp!
Great flick!


Which documentary is this?


pretty sure this one
1/3/2014 7:32:33 AM EDT
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Is that the documentary with Keith Richards in it? At one point they are in CB's music room and CB is railing KR for stealing (basically anything the Stones ever did right) from him. It's funny as hell. KR just sits there smoking and smiling.


Keith still couldn't quite play the slur to "Oh carol" just right..CB got all frustrated with him..but let it go for the show


Keef got it, CB was just bustin balls.... A LOT.
Loved it when Keef adjusted CB's amp!
Great flick!


Which documentary is this?


pretty sure this one


Yep.
1/3/2014 7:42:43 AM EDT
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this one gets me rocking every time.


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Is that the documentary with Keith Richards in it? At one point they are in CB's music room and CB is railing KR for stealing (basically anything the Stones ever did right) from him. It's funny as hell. KR just sits there smoking and smiling.


Keith still couldn't quite play the slur to "Oh carol" just right..CB got all frustrated with him..but let it go for the show


Keef got it, CB was just bustin balls.... A LOT.
Loved it when Keef adjusted CB's amp!
Great flick!


Which documentary is this?


pretty sure this one



Thanks