[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Spaceballs (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 1/1/2014 7:26:58 PM EDT
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Now available on Netflix Instant.
Enjoy. 
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Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best! Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner? Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin. Dark Helmet: Who is he? Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir. Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name? Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole! Dark Helmet: And his cousin? Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole! Dark Helmet: How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway? [Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand] Entire Bridge Crew: Yo! Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes! Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes! |
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It was one of my favorite movies as a kid. I had the whole damned script memorized. The best part is that, as I got older, I caught more of the subtle jokes, and a few that just didn't make sense as a kid.
I have used the "we ain't found shit" line at work a few times. Reactions have been mixed. |
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It was one of my favorite movies as a kid. I had the whole damned script memorized. The best part is that, as I got older, I caught more of the subtle jokes, and a few that just didn't make sense as a kid. I have used the "we ain't found shit" line at work a few times. Reactions have been mixed. I've used that one a few times at work. |
