[ARCHIVED THREAD] - British chicks (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 12/22/2013 5:45:14 PM EDT
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After that Mad Friday thread, I started looking for more stories on it, then found some video clips and that got me thinking.
Listening to some of those British chics make me want to shove my dick in their mouth to shut them up. But I'd be afraid of getting my dick torn up in case they had bad teeth. Them being British and what not. 
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I love british women accents. Ireland accents are awesome too. French accents come in third. I have plenty of those where I grew up, so they are not that cool to me as others. Don't ask me why but British women are smokin. you let the poo pouri ad on youtube run to the end, don't you
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I think beautiful English women are the most beautiful in the world. I think they're amazing. |
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She is American. 
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Not sure if my sarcasm METER needs service.... I spent a few weeks there in the nineties, made me understand the adulation for Diana, she was a pearl amongst the swine. pretty shallow gene pool. |
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She has a british accent though, so she still qualifies. |
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She has a british accent though, so she still qualifies. 
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She is American.
She has a british accent though, so she still qualifies. http://pikigeek.com/files/2012/07/Fish-Wat.jpg 
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I love british women accents. Ireland accents are awesome too. French accents come in third. I have plenty of those where I grew up, so they are not that cool to me as others. Don't ask me why but British women are smokin. you let the poo pouri ad on youtube run to the end, don't you haha, wasn't she a blonde? I don't like blondes at all.
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She has a british accent though, so she still qualifies. http://pikigeek.com/files/2012/07/Fish-Wat.jpg  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCj3Lmz8nX4
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I love british women accents. Ireland accents are awesome too. French accents come in third. I have plenty of those where I grew up, so they are not that cool to me as others. Don't ask me why but British women are smokin. I met a gal from Ireland when I lived in NC. She would have been nice looking, but she downed a twelve pack of Bud before noon every day-an absolute drunk-and smoked like a train. Thirty-something and she looked like she was in her late 50s. Still had a nice body though. No, I didn't partake in that Irish craziness. Her husband met her online, and they married a couple of weeks later (!), which is how she ended up in Wilmington a year or two before we met her. Sometime after we moved back to ID the first time, he kicked her and her two kids to the curb-literally. It was a mess, but I wasn't in the area so I couldn't help her or the kids out. Hell, I didn't even know for a few months. Her two youngest kids were the worse I've ever met in terms of acting "entitled", too. Once in a while before that we moved away, we'd get together for a BBQ or watch her husband play hockey at the local ice rink. She start to drink'n, and would begin to curse at me in that Irish accent because I was standing there, getting in my face and telling me to "Shut the FUCK up" out of nowhere as if she was scolding me. It was great. By the time I went back in 2009, she found her way into an apartment in Porters Neck and I'd go buy her groceries every couple of weeks. She'd curse and throw things at me with that Irish temper, but she loved me. She was a complete socialist, too-crazy as a fucked sheep. I can't imagine marrying into that kind of DNA. Holy fuck. I knew a captain from Syracuse NY that just got back from Ireland, where he earned his MB. One of our Marines asked him "what are the women like over there, sir". He replied in that thick NY accent "They're all Irish Catholic-they don't fuck and everyone drinks like a fish". |
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European women have the best legs. Athletic, and developed. |
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I met a gal from Ireland when I lived in NC. She would have been nice looking, but she downed a twelve pack of Bud before noon every day-an absolute drunk-and smoked like a train. Thirty-something and she looked like she was in her late 50s. Still had a nice body though. No, I didn't partake in that Irish craziness. Her husband met her online, and they married a couple of weeks later (!), which is how she ended up in Wilmington a year or two before we met her. Sometime after we moved back to ID the first time, he kicked her and her two kids to the curb-literally. It was a mess, but I wasn't in the area so I couldn't help her or the kids out. Hell, I didn't even know for a few months. Her two youngest kids were the worse I've ever met in terms of acting "entitled", too. Once in a while before that we moved away, we'd get together for a BBQ or watch her husband play hockey at the local ice rink. She start to drink'n, and would begin to curse at me in that Irish accent because I was standing there, getting in my face and telling me to "Shut the FUCK up" out of nowhere as if she was scolding me. It was great. By the time I went back in 2009, she found her way into an apartment in Porters Neck and I'd go buy her groceries every couple of weeks. She'd curse and throw things at me with that Irish temper, but she loved me. She was a complete socialist, too-crazy as a fucked sheep. I can't imagine marrying into that kind of DNA. Holy fuck. I knew a captain from Syracuse NY that just got back from Ireland, where he earned his MB. One of our Marines asked him "what are the women like over there, sir". He replied in that thick NY accent "They're all Irish Catholic-they don't fuck and everyone drinks like a fish". Quoted:
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I love british women accents. Ireland accents are awesome too. French accents come in third. I have plenty of those where I grew up, so they are not that cool to me as others. Don't ask me why but British women are smokin. I met a gal from Ireland when I lived in NC. She would have been nice looking, but she downed a twelve pack of Bud before noon every day-an absolute drunk-and smoked like a train. Thirty-something and she looked like she was in her late 50s. Still had a nice body though. No, I didn't partake in that Irish craziness. Her husband met her online, and they married a couple of weeks later (!), which is how she ended up in Wilmington a year or two before we met her. Sometime after we moved back to ID the first time, he kicked her and her two kids to the curb-literally. It was a mess, but I wasn't in the area so I couldn't help her or the kids out. Hell, I didn't even know for a few months. Her two youngest kids were the worse I've ever met in terms of acting "entitled", too. Once in a while before that we moved away, we'd get together for a BBQ or watch her husband play hockey at the local ice rink. She start to drink'n, and would begin to curse at me in that Irish accent because I was standing there, getting in my face and telling me to "Shut the FUCK up" out of nowhere as if she was scolding me. It was great. By the time I went back in 2009, she found her way into an apartment in Porters Neck and I'd go buy her groceries every couple of weeks. She'd curse and throw things at me with that Irish temper, but she loved me. She was a complete socialist, too-crazy as a fucked sheep. I can't imagine marrying into that kind of DNA. Holy fuck. I knew a captain from Syracuse NY that just got back from Ireland, where he earned his MB. One of our Marines asked him "what are the women like over there, sir". He replied in that thick NY accent "They're all Irish Catholic-they don't fuck and everyone drinks like a fish". I used to hook up with a batshit crazy socialist english girl in Wilmington too! She was from Carolina Beach though...
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I used to hook up with a batshit crazy socialist english girl in Wilmington too! She was from Carolina Beach though...
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I love british women accents. Ireland accents are awesome too. French accents come in third. I have plenty of those where I grew up, so they are not that cool to me as others. Don't ask me why but British women are smokin. I met a gal from Ireland when I lived in NC. She would have been nice looking, but she downed a twelve pack of Bud before noon every day-an absolute drunk-and smoked like a train. Thirty-something and she looked like she was in her late 50s. Still had a nice body though. No, I didn't partake in that Irish craziness. Her husband met her online, and they married a couple of weeks later (!), which is how she ended up in Wilmington a year or two before we met her. Sometime after we moved back to ID the first time, he kicked her and her two kids to the curb-literally. It was a mess, but I wasn't in the area so I couldn't help her or the kids out. Hell, I didn't even know for a few months. Her two youngest kids were the worse I've ever met in terms of acting "entitled", too. Once in a while before that we moved away, we'd get together for a BBQ or watch her husband play hockey at the local ice rink. She start to drink'n, and would begin to curse at me in that Irish accent because I was standing there, getting in my face and telling me to "Shut the FUCK up" out of nowhere as if she was scolding me. It was great. By the time I went back in 2009, she found her way into an apartment in Porters Neck and I'd go buy her groceries every couple of weeks. She'd curse and throw things at me with that Irish temper, but she loved me. She was a complete socialist, too-crazy as a fucked sheep. I can't imagine marrying into that kind of DNA. Holy fuck. I knew a captain from Syracuse NY that just got back from Ireland, where he earned his MB. One of our Marines asked him "what are the women like over there, sir". He replied in that thick NY accent "They're all Irish Catholic-they don't fuck and everyone drinks like a fish". I used to hook up with a batshit crazy socialist english girl in Wilmington too! She was from Carolina Beach though...
They probably knew each other. They were into the swinging lifestyle, and her hubby had a thing for blonds. |
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Alas, I'm kind of from Wilmington (actually J'ville) and I met a beautiful young Irish lass traveling in Guatemala. Oh man oh man, the stories I could tell... Just about anything out of her mouth was sex. And anything out of her mouth during sex was.... umm double sex. We carried on like that for 2 months with me changing my stupid departure flight three times. She came to the States the next year but we realized it just wasn't gonna work. She could mf-ing party too. spf |
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She is American.
She has a british accent though, so she still qualifies. http://pikigeek.com/files/2012/07/Fish-Wat.jpg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCj3Lmz8nX4
I'm not sure which accent I like more. Her fake "southern" or her "British" one. 
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