Posted: 12/20/2013 6:12:45 AM EDT
| Just sat next to a dude on the plane from El Paso to Houston. I was sleepy when I sat down and totally condition white. When we landed he stood up and I was struck dumb... the beard... the posture... the wolf stare.... My mouth wouldn't work... My pulse quickened... my Motorola RAZR Maxx couldn't connect to ARFCOM. What was I to do? Then, just like that, he was gone. Maybe it was him, maybe it wasn't. My girlfriend will certainly notice my increased testosterone levels tomorrow when I see her for the first time since I returned from my overseas deployment. |
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Just sat next to a dude on the plane from El Paso to Houston. I was sleepy when I sat down and totally condition white. When we landed he stood up and I was struck dumb... the beard... the posture... the wolf stare.... My mouth wouldn't work... My pulse quickened... my Motorola RAZR Maxx couldn't connect to ARFCOM. What was I to do? Then, just like that, he was gone. Maybe it was him, maybe it wasn't. My girlfriend will certainly notice my increased testosterone levels tomorrow when I see her for the first time since I returned from my overseas deployment. Did you wet yourself? |
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did he have a dag with him? No dag. No drag either. Autocorrect tried to change dag to drag. He wasn't in drag? No. Not sure if it would have made him more or less manly, via the utilization of irony and possibly onomatopoeia. High speed, low drag, in drag? |
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The Travis one is better http://www.googlepixel.com/images/costasniff.gif |
In all honesty Costa seems to have a good personality so if I saw him I would probably tactically introduce myself. I know that I sure would love to be able to fly around the country teaching people to shoot while top tier manufacturers throw their wares at me. Maybe some day I will reach out to Hk for a sponsorship 
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I saw you and your family today at the event I was working. You didn't come say hey to me. In fact you stayed well away from my booth. Was it just because you were with your family and you thought they wouldn't approve?  
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Just sat next to a dude on the plane from El Paso to Houston. I was sleepy when I sat down and totally condition white. When we landed he stood up and I was struck dumb... the beard... the posture... the wolf stare.... My mouth wouldn't work... My pulse quickened... my Motorola RAZR Maxx couldn't connect to ARFCOM. What was I to do? Then, just like that, he was gone. Maybe it was him, maybe it wasn't. My girlfriend will certainly notice my increased testosterone levels tomorrow when I see her for the first time since I returned from my overseas deployment. Surely he's not that cheap to being flying anything that connects or starts in El Paso unless he was filming his next video at Fort Bliss. |
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Just sat next to a dude on the plane from El Paso to Houston. I was sleepy when I sat down and totally condition white. When we landed he stood up and I was struck dumb... the beard... the posture... the wolf stare.... My mouth wouldn't work... My pulse quickened... my Motorola RAZR Maxx couldn't connect to ARFCOM. What was I to do? Then, just like that, he was gone. Maybe it was him, maybe it wasn't. My girlfriend will certainly notice my increased testosterone levels tomorrow when I see her for the first time since I returned from my overseas deployment. Did you wet cream yourself? |
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I clicked the first ad before I read where and what !!! 
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