Microsoft developing a ‘smart’ bra > General Discussion

Posted: 12/4/2013 3:56:48 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/4/2013 4:15:05 PM EDT

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Eventually if the chuck a hearing aid in there for the hearing impaired females, it would give us an excuse to look and talk into it without getting punched.

Posted: 12/4/2013 4:16:19 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/4/2013 4:17:27 PM EDT

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If they could make a "smart" windows that would be great. I just had to reboot my laptop.

Posted: 12/4/2013 4:20:12 PM EDT

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Yet another reason for women to be braless!

Posted: 12/4/2013 4:21:52 PM EDT

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The sensors would signal the wearer’s smartphone, which would flash a warning message to help her step away from the fridge and make better diet decisions.

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Sounds like a good idea to me.

Posted: 12/4/2013 4:54:49 PM EDT

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lol

Posted: 12/4/2013 4:59:22 PM EDT

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I heard the bra will emit an electric shock if the user leaves the kitchen

Posted: 12/4/2013 5:03:03 PM EDT

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"I just got the new 32 gigatit version but it looks like I have to reboob it."

Posted: 12/4/2013 5:16:02 PM EDT

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Hopefully it will have an "Auto Release" function.

Posted: 12/4/2013 5:20:21 PM EDT

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If they could make a "smart" windows that would be great. I just had to reboot my laptop.

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Hahaha!

Posted: 12/4/2013 5:24:40 PM EDT

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Hopefully it will have an "Auto Release" function.

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Posted: 12/4/2013 5:33:32 PM EDT

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It's Microsoft. Wouldn't work properly even if it was a serious idea. This is just some computer nerds coming up with a new way to get paid and watch titties.

Posted: 12/4/2013 7:45:49 PM EDT

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It's Microsoft. Wouldn't work properly even if it was a serious idea. This is just some computer nerds coming up with a new way to get paid and watch titties.

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Hopefully it will have an "Auto Release" function.

It's Microsoft. Wouldn't work properly even if it was a serious idea. This is just some computer nerds coming up with a new way to get paid and watch titties.

You're probably right.

Remember the "If Microsoft made cars" bit?

Posted: 12/6/2013 6:01:02 PM EDT

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You're probably right.

Remember the "If Microsoft made cars" bit?

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Hopefully it will have an "Auto Release" function.

It's Microsoft. Wouldn't work properly even if it was a serious idea. This is just some computer nerds coming up with a new way to get paid and watch titties.

You're probably right.

Remember the "If Microsoft made cars" bit?

how did boobies factor into that idea?

Posted: 12/6/2013 6:24:22 PM EDT

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Hopefully it'll take itself off

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