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12/4/2013 11:51:53 AM EDT
Why do guys short dick the urinal so much? I can't stand having to stand in someone's piss to use it.
12/4/2013 11:55:05 AM EDT
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the waters cold
12/4/2013 11:55:10 AM EDT
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Why do guys short dick the urinal so much? I can't stand having to stand in someone's piss to use it.
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Ever piss in a urinal wearing shorts and sandals?
12/4/2013 11:55:15 AM EDT
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maybe they dont have a weak stream so maintain a proper distance to prevent back splatter?
12/4/2013 11:55:32 AM EDT
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woops double fire
12/4/2013 11:56:56 AM EDT
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I'm 6' tall and most urinals are installed so high up on the wall it's impossible to piss without splashing the front of your pants. So I'm going to leave enough space so that doesn't happen. I'd rather not have my piss mingle with the last 100 people's piss and then bounce back onto my clothes. Those places with floor level urinals have it right.
12/4/2013 11:57:52 AM EDT
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I put my hands behind my neck and stretch while blasting the wall, fuck aiming, besides I don't want to touch it, god only knows where its been
12/4/2013 11:58:04 AM EDT
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I stand by the sinks and get a good arc going.
12/4/2013 11:58:36 AM EDT
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You're wearing shoes, right?
12/4/2013 11:59:58 AM EDT
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I want to know which asshole keeps trying to flush toilet paper in a urinal.

We also must have a wicked crosswind in the handicap stall at work because there is always a piss pool to the left of the toilet.
12/4/2013 12:02:55 PM EDT
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Of course, I'm no heathen, but I have to walk on the carpet when I get home, and I hate to think about where the soles of my shoes have been.
12/4/2013 12:03:38 PM EDT
[#11]
we all need a hands free urinal.



12/4/2013 12:04:16 PM EDT
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I slowing walk backwards as I'm going to see how far away I can get.
12/4/2013 12:05:19 PM EDT
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the waters cold
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It's deep, too.



 
12/4/2013 12:10:38 PM EDT
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the waters cold
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... and deep...

 






oh wait, that's when I'm using nature as my urinal, because I'm a man


















 
12/4/2013 12:10:50 PM EDT
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12/4/2013 12:11:11 PM EDT
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Of course, I'm no heathen, but I have to walk on the carpet when I get home, and I hate to think about where the soles of my shoes have been.
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Of course, I'm no heathen, but I have to walk on the carpet when I get home, and I hate to think about where the soles of my shoes have been.


No you don't.  Take off your shoes before you walk on the carpet, you heathen.
12/4/2013 12:17:02 PM EDT
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There used to be a sign in my latrine at work that said something along the lines of

"shooters with shorter barrels and slower muzzle velocities please engage at a close range"
12/4/2013 12:22:26 PM EDT
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Why do guys short dick the urinal so much? I can't stand having to stand in someone's piss to use it.




Ever piss in a urinal wearing shorts and sandals?