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Posted: 11/16/2013 5:01:17 PM EDT

So, what is it you're guilty of? What's your deep dark secret?

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:02:10 PM EDT

[#1]

I don't floss my teeth.

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:02:32 PM EDT

[#2]

I made lots porno with a Colombian exGF in Westwood LA without a permit.

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:03:16 PM EDT

[#3]

This guy I worked with asked me if I had a lighter he could use. I said no.

I had a lighter.

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:04:12 PM EDT

[#4]

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Me too, until right before I go to the Dentist, then the technician complains about my bleeding gums.

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:04:44 PM EDT

[#5]

I tell the bums downtown I don't have any cash, when I in fact carry only cash.

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:05:32 PM EDT

[#6]

I pee through the fence into my neighbors back yard.

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:06:10 PM EDT

[#7]

I just farted....

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:06:28 PM EDT

[#8]

I'm guilty of keeping all of my dark secrets secret.

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:06:39 PM EDT

[#9]

I have a birthmark on my stomach that looks like a booger.

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:06:47 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/16/2013 5:08:55 PM EDT

[#11]

First real date with my now wife started at a gay bar in DC.

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:09:44 PM EDT

[#12]

I like small tits more than big ones.

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:10:18 PM EDT

[#13]

There was this guy at work that everybody thought was a dick.

He would snitch on everyone and try to burn people over retarded shit.

So one day I went back to the shop and saw that the uniform people had left our cleaned uniforms on the rack.

After a day of sweaty work out in the sun, and a couple bombing runs in the water closet, I singled out his uniform shirts and wiped all the collars in my ass crack.

Sad, yes.

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:10:30 PM EDT

[#14]

I can't tell you, I'm still in the process of punishing myself, maybe later.

Ok, I'll tell you one.....I pulled the tags off my mattress.

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:10:51 PM EDT

[#15]

Im constipated.

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:11:25 PM EDT

[#16]

I once shaved my dog and glued the hair to my nutsack so I looked like a grown man

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:12:40 PM EDT

[#17]

I kissed a girl behind the knee once.

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:16:59 PM EDT

[#18]

I ate the last Oreo.

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:17:25 PM EDT

[#19]

I shot a man in Reno once.

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:19:23 PM EDT

[#20]

I squeeze the toothpaste tube (all tubes, really,) from the middle.

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:19:49 PM EDT

[#21]

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I thought I did, I didn't.

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:21:38 PM EDT

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I squeeze the toothpaste tube (all tubes, really,) from the middle.

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You're supposed to squeeze from the tip.

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:21:48 PM EDT

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So, what is it you're guilty of? What's your deep dark secret?

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I crop dusted you in Leander, Tx.

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:22:43 PM EDT

[#24]

I am the Snuggler.

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:23:45 PM EDT

[#25]

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Are you felons for failure to wear safety goggles?

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:23:47 PM EDT

[#26]

I see dead people

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:24:07 PM EDT

[#27]

the first Victoria's secret panties i bought my EX-Girl, were intended for another girl...

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:24:29 PM EDT

[#28]

I am the Lindbergh baby

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:26:37 PM EDT

[#29]

I'm a 13er

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:29:45 PM EDT

[#30]

There is no monkey.

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:31:32 PM EDT

[#31]

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I crop dusted you in Leander, Tx.

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So, what is it you're guilty of? What's your deep dark secret?

I crop dusted you in Leander, Tx.

Sure it was me?

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:33:25 PM EDT

[#32]

I banged a brazilian shemale...

She was a "Trap" and I really don't care!!!

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:33:26 PM EDT

[#33]

I am not in mom's basement.

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:33:52 PM EDT

[#34]

I voted for Romney.

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:35:06 PM EDT

[#35]

I drink alone .

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Posted: 11/16/2013 5:36:04 PM EDT

[#36]

I hurt someone's feelings once and I don't know what color the boat house at Hereford is.

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:36:07 PM EDT

[#37]

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And now this thread has wings.

In.

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:37:11 PM EDT

[#38]

My uncle took me to see the wizard of oz when I was 3.

To this day, the nightmares have only gotten worse.

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:37:29 PM EDT

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I see dead people

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Big deal. So does the President.
He saw them during his Veterans Day speech at Arlinton.
He said that he saw "Corpse-men" in front of him.
Glenn Beck was playing the audio on Monday

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:37:32 PM EDT

[#40]

I like Disco music.
There I said it. Now I feel extra dirty.

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:37:45 PM EDT

[#41]

I'm not telling.

You can't make me either.

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:40:27 PM EDT

[#42]

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Posted: 11/16/2013 5:40:32 PM EDT

[#43]

Okay, I'll tell.

Quit looking at me.

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:40:37 PM EDT

[#44]

I voted for Obama....

NOT, hahaha

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:40:41 PM EDT

[#45]

I have way too many to list

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:40:45 PM EDT

[#46]

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I shot a man in Reno once.

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I hope it wasn't just to watch him die.

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:42:10 PM EDT

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I like Disco music.
There I said it. Now I feel extra dirty.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N1DdwrsdTo

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You are showing your age.

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:42:16 PM EDT

[#48]

I once, accidentally, drank my own urine. I was not impressed. Fuck you, Bear Grylls.

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:42:16 PM EDT

[#49]

I found out an ex supervisor works at Target now, so I called and pretended to be from another Target store and asked if they could give me his direct number and they did. I then posted his number on Craigslist in an ad selling his 68 Camaro for 2000 dollars in order to pay off his recent DWI. i am also working on people we know mutually so that I can get his home and cell phone numbers and any neighbors' numbers.

I fully intend to ruin this guys life.

Posted: 11/16/2013 5:42:19 PM EDT

[#50]

I have a drinking problem.

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