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11/14/2013 5:01:08 PM EDT
On a flight and drinking a few whiskey's and ginger ales.....


I have 2 hours to kill....  

GO!
11/14/2013 5:02:10 PM EDT
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Create your own entertainment. Shake your weiner at the flight attendants.
11/14/2013 5:03:41 PM EDT
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Where ya going?
11/14/2013 5:03:58 PM EDT
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Are the attendents male or female?  You know what? It doesn't matter. Do it anyway.
11/14/2013 5:03:59 PM EDT
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Or run up and down the aisles screaming 'Allahu ackbar'! over and over.
11/14/2013 5:04:13 PM EDT
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Ouch! She fucking flicked it!!!  

No go...
11/14/2013 5:04:37 PM EDT
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Flying back to Florida from a elk hunting trip.
11/14/2013 5:04:56 PM EDT
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Thanks for my black eye....
11/14/2013 5:05:35 PM EDT
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How fast is the in-flight wifi?  


Want to play some old school Super Mario?


http://freemario.org/
11/14/2013 5:05:35 PM EDT
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fake an orgasm
11/14/2013 5:05:59 PM EDT
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Thanks for my black eye....
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Thanks for my black eye....

Sorry-just trying to 'help'
11/14/2013 5:06:00 PM EDT
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which airline?
11/14/2013 5:06:19 PM EDT
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Are the attendents male or female?  You know what? It doesn't matter. Do it anyway.


They are female. One smoking little gotta has given me a few looks and I'm about drunk....

LIQUID COURAGE! DO NOT FAIL ME NOW!!!
11/14/2013 5:06:46 PM EDT
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Descent
11/14/2013 5:06:55 PM EDT
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Kill anything on your trip?
11/14/2013 5:07:10 PM EDT
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They are female. One smoking little gotta has given me a few looks and I'm about drunk....

LIQUID COURAGE! DO NOT FAIL ME NOW!!!
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Create your own entertainment. Shake your weiner at the flight attendants.

Are the attendents male or female?  You know what? It doesn't matter. Do it anyway.


They are female. One smoking little gotta has given me a few looks and I'm about drunk....

LIQUID COURAGE! DO NOT FAIL ME NOW!!!

Good luck! join the mile high club if you can!
11/14/2013 5:07:38 PM EDT
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OPSEC. Well, until I land.....  
11/14/2013 5:07:57 PM EDT
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No, go for a money shot on the tray table.
11/14/2013 5:08:17 PM EDT
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A whole lotta beer and whiskey....

Saw quite a few. Not to my fancy though
11/14/2013 5:08:25 PM EDT
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OPSEC. Well, until I land.....  


you're no fun.
11/14/2013 5:09:22 PM EDT
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  No, go for a money shot on the tray table.


I'm shooting for the flight attendant....  :)
11/14/2013 5:09:46 PM EDT
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you're no fun.


I'm flying myself....
11/14/2013 5:10:35 PM EDT
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Could be worse. You could have rushed home from work to get your stuff to go to class where you professor sends some minion who works for her to teach family law because the attorney general asked her to do something for him.

I like the shake your weiner at a flight attendant suggestion. Do that and report back.
11/14/2013 5:11:42 PM EDT
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Could be worse. You could have rushed home from work to get your stuff to go to class where you professor sends some minion who works for her to teach family law because the attorney general asked her to do something for him.

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I'd much rather go to work and shoot guns
11/14/2013 5:11:49 PM EDT
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you're no fun.


I'm flying myself....


You're not by chance in a PA-46?
11/14/2013 5:12:31 PM EDT
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I'm flying myself....


You're not by chance in a PA-46?


Um......    


11/14/2013 5:20:30 PM EDT
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Naaaah, have a real one.
11/14/2013 5:26:49 PM EDT
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Give me 10...   Hanging in the back with Maridith (Flight Attendant)....  Drinking a few and talking with her.

I can see the twinkle in her eye.

Updates to come
11/14/2013 5:29:59 PM EDT
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Start kicking the seat in front of you, increase intensity until you get a reaction, post link to news story of you getting tazed by air marshal.

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11/14/2013 5:41:15 PM EDT
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Well boys, Maridith is newly divorced. Her husband is a pilot for United....   I told her I needed to grab my phone.  Giggity!

Updates to further come....

I'm like the fucking news. I'll keep y'all going with this!

11/14/2013 5:45:37 PM EDT
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In for the mile high conquest.
11/14/2013 5:46:57 PM EDT
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Well boys, Maridith is newly divorced. Her husband is a pilot for United....   I told her I needed to grab my phone.  Giggity!

Updates to further come....

I'm like the fucking news. I'll keep y'all going with this!

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In!

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11/14/2013 5:47:22 PM EDT
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If this were a horse race, you'd be winning big sir....

Still sealing the deal.  

(Keep telling her, " Work keeps emailing me.....")


11/14/2013 5:49:50 PM EDT
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Mile high club. Pics or BS. YOU KNOW THE RULES
11/14/2013 6:04:33 PM EDT
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I know the god damn rules.

Think I'm an idiot???   I'm going to provide fuckers
11/14/2013 6:07:55 PM EDT
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Awesome
11/14/2013 6:10:45 PM EDT
[#36]
What kind of plane?  I can go look up the crashes by type for you if you like.
11/14/2013 6:12:35 PM EDT
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I know the god damn rules.

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I know the god damn rules.

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F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
11/14/2013 6:25:50 PM EDT
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Ha...   I think I can fly this thing.
11/14/2013 6:27:01 PM EDT
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Also....

Done and DONE fools.

Pics to come.  Only have WiFi on my iPad 1

:(
11/14/2013 6:28:44 PM EDT
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This beats the shit out of a dinky glass of Coke and a well worn SkyMall catalog!
11/14/2013 6:30:50 PM EDT
[#41]
You should switch from Ginger Ale and whiskey to rum and coke, just for variety's sake.
11/14/2013 6:35:09 PM EDT
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Get her an ARF login and let her make a new thread...
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Show her your weiner
11/14/2013 6:37:25 PM EDT
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My dumb ass iPad dosnt have a camera or else I would take a whole hella lot of pics....

I switched (drank me out of Canadian Whiskey)!and went to Woodfors whiskey
11/14/2013 6:39:54 PM EDT
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UPDATE!!!!!!



I got a to with a little lip action....


She wouldn't let me take a pic (I know I am failing) as of so far...  She said she is "engaged".....

Oops....

Didn't learn until after the "apex" of the situation....

I will follow through boys...  I will be consistent!
11/14/2013 6:42:53 PM EDT
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Sorry its not going how you had hoped.
11/14/2013 6:44:03 PM EDT
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"Engaged" means that you only have one obstacle to get past.  If you are in a different city from her obstacle and already got some lip action... she is game.  She just wants to play a little hard to get so she doesn't feel like a total slut in the morning.
Sounds like GAME ON!  FO TIME!
11/14/2013 6:47:20 PM EDT
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It is not....  But better than any other damn flight.

I have no complaints.  

Shit, they're here again...  Time for another whiskey....

Also see ak-kids thread....  

Never met him, but gonna make some chatter and hopefully hunt with this man....

Also,  










I banged her....
11/14/2013 6:47:47 PM EDT
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Where'd you go elk hunting?

In eight minutes you went from her being engaged to "I banged her"?

I feel like you're not being truthful.
11/14/2013 7:09:50 PM EDT
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Evenflo has an industry partner account?
11/14/2013 7:21:07 PM EDT
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gunna have to call BS, until I see pics of a flight attendant holding a BFL or something like that
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