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10/16/2013 10:31:07 AM EDT
So I call home just a few minuted ago and the wife starts to explain to me how I now have my clothes I the second headroom closest and she threw away my beer brewing equipment.


Then she says "now we have more room for ammo".


I feel like that was a lot of mixed signals.
10/16/2013 10:32:06 AM EDT
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You know what you're not supposed to stick your dick in, right?
10/16/2013 10:32:55 AM EDT
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Tell me more about this head room.
10/16/2013 10:33:13 AM EDT
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10/16/2013 10:33:44 AM EDT
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I got 99 problems, but a woman ain't one of 'em.
10/16/2013 10:33:54 AM EDT
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Why can't the OP follow the rules?
10/16/2013 10:33:56 AM EDT
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Quitting drinking was one of the best choices I ever made.  Your wife is on the right track.

Post pics so we can be sure.
10/16/2013 10:34:28 AM EDT
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Well, no... not for you.
10/16/2013 10:36:06 AM EDT
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So I call home just a few minuted ago and the wife starts to explain to me how I now have my clothes I the second headroom closest and she threw away my beer brewing equipment.





Then she says "now we have more room for ammo".





I feel like that was a lot of mixed signals.
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My decoder ring says:





  • I got a boy friend, but I am not leaving..... Yet!




  • Need lots of ammo to make you look ill.




  • Beer is not illegal, but growing weed will surely get you locked up.








 
10/16/2013 10:37:50 AM EDT
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Tell her once she gets rid of most of her clothes, you'll have even more room for ammo.
10/16/2013 10:40:29 AM EDT
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Yeah, I'm lost through about 3/4 of that post.



 

10/16/2013 10:43:23 AM EDT
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So I call home just a few minuted ago and the wife starts to explain to me how I now have my clothes I the second headroom closest and she threw away my beer brewing equipment.


Then she says "now we have more room for ammo".


I feel like that was a lot of mixed signals.
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There's the problem.
10/16/2013 10:44:39 AM EDT
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Yeah, I'm lost through about 3/4 of that post.
 

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Tell me more about this head room.


Yeah, I'm lost through about 3/4 of that post.
 


This.

OP maybe this will help you out.
I tell my wife she's pretty even though she looks like a truck.
10/16/2013 10:46:01 AM EDT
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They're all of them?  
10/16/2013 10:48:59 AM EDT
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Remember this fellas...

If it's got tits or tires
Sooner or later
You're gonna have trouble with it


10/16/2013 10:49:23 AM EDT
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We have rules here!!!
10/16/2013 10:50:52 AM EDT
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Or a trolling motor.
10/16/2013 10:55:04 AM EDT
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The GF bought herself 900 rounds of .223 over the weekend. I think she has another 1500 or so at home along with over 5k in .22lr.
10/16/2013 10:55:09 AM EDT
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Though it would be pretty hot...
10/16/2013 10:56:18 AM EDT
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Looters will bring you an unlimited supply of shitty liquor and decent beer.
10/16/2013 10:57:44 AM EDT
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10/16/2013 11:00:01 AM EDT
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Ok the conversation didn't go quite that way.

She said, "I can't fit all the ammo you bought so I got rid of your brewing stuff. Now we have room for more."

The clothes thing was bound to happen.  I have 10 shirts, she has 250.  I got bumped to the other spare room with my clothes.



Eta: basic FB profile pic ..... And I have been drinking.
10/16/2013 11:02:03 AM EDT
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Or a trolling motor.
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Remember this fellas...

If it's got tits or tires
Sooner or later
You're gonna have trouble with it





Or a trolling motor.


If it floats, flies or fucks...it's cheaper to rent.
10/16/2013 11:05:06 AM EDT
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I fail to see a problem here. And after seeing the photo, I'm sure if there is a problem you are at fault.
10/16/2013 11:08:46 AM EDT
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So I call home just a few minuted ago and the wife starts to explain to me how I now have my clothes I the second headroom closest and she threw away my beer brewing equipment.


Then she says "now we have more room for ammo".


I feel like that was a lot of mixed signals.
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Max lives in a closet now?

10/16/2013 11:11:51 AM EDT
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I'll buy your brewing equipment if it's something I need...
10/16/2013 11:15:04 AM EDT
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Your homebrewing equipment fit in a closet? You don't brew much, do you?
10/16/2013 11:16:26 AM EDT
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She kept my keg stuff.  Just carboys, buckets, hoses, etc.  but if anyone wants the stuff....
10/16/2013 11:16:56 AM EDT
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10/16/2013 11:17:12 AM EDT
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I got 99 problems, but a woman ain't one of 'em.

Hmm...I wonder if women say the same things about guys? Can you tell us, or is that top secret girl talk?

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We have rules here!!!



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I'll buy your brewing equipment if it's something I need...

Same
10/16/2013 11:18:10 AM EDT
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She kept my keg stuff.  Just carboys, buckets, hoses, etc.  but if anyone wants the stuff....
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I'll buy your brewing equipment if it's something I need...

She kept my keg stuff.  Just carboys, buckets, hoses, etc.  but if anyone wants the stuff....

Well, I could use that stuff, but most of that stuff is a PITA to ship
10/16/2013 11:18:13 AM EDT
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I'm going with a toaster. Definitely a toaster!  
10/16/2013 11:19:43 AM EDT
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Add on a walk in closet for her. Integrate hidden weapon and ammo storage.



You get to do some man work and have a few homebrews with buddies.





OR...
Build a brewery in the back yard.
10/16/2013 11:21:12 AM EDT
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Maybe she's pissed by your use of shitty grammar.




10/16/2013 11:46:05 AM EDT
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Pretty wife unit. That said, if she has 250 friggin' shirts, she can keep the overflow elsewhere. I'd be damned if I were denied clothes storage in my own  bedroom
10/16/2013 5:39:19 PM EDT
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Well, no... not for you.
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Well, no... not for you.

TA-DA!!!

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They're all of them?  

Guess again, sugarplum!


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Though it would be pretty hot...



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Hmm...I wonder if women say the same things about guys? Can you tell us, or is that top secret girl talk?

We do, but usually not quite so succinctly.