Posted: 10/4/2013 4:29:29 PM EDT
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So, my buddy calls and tells me they have some powder at Wal-Mart, I head out to pick some up. Yes I know, it's the first of the month, but I couldn't resist.
As soon as I pulled in and parked I knew this was going to be a surreal experience. I already spotted several slack jaws and scooter fatties....sigh. I enter and make my way to the gun counter, there,l I see the powder I need, but, as usual no one is manning the counter. I browse a bit and go off to find someone to wait on me. I find an employee. When we got back to the counter there are two huge, hambeasts waiting there, I assume mother and daughter. I tell the employee I want two bottles of Unique and two of Titegroup . That's when hambeast 1 speaks up and says real bitchy like, "Oh, huh uh, we was here first." Sounded like she had a mouth full of food because of her jowls flopping around. So I say, "Well, since your time is more important than mine, and obviously you are more entitled than I am, even though I went and found an employee to wait on me, go right ahead." It's response? "Whatever." It asks the guy about a "Mossberg Maverick 12ga gun", the guy said someone put the last one on lay away earlier. Hambeast 2 says, "Oh, that's strait up bullshit! We called an' y'all said you had one!" Guy says, "Yes we did have one, and it's first come first serve, we don't reserve merchandise." Hambeast 1: " You go get yer manager, this is a bunch of crap!" Guy: "I am the manager mam." Hambeast 1: "Well, you need to go get that gun from the lay away because I called and I wanna buy it!" Guy: "I can't do that, it wouldn't be fair to the person who put it on lay away." Hambeast 1: "Well y'all ain't fair anyways cause I called!" Guy: "I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do, we should be getting some more in a couple weeks." Hambeast 2: "That ain't gonna do me no good, I want one today! We ain't shopping here no more mama, fuck this place." I took a step back because I didn't want to get caught in the hambeast stampede. As they waddled off they knocked over a beef jerky display, on purpose I think....lol! The manager looks at me, shakes his head with a look of utter disgust. I tell him, "Man, I just don't know how you put up with that? I'd be out of a job if someone acted like that with me." He says, "Eh, I get that crap all the time." So I buy my powder, thank him, and pick up the jerky display because I knew this guy was going to have to do it himself. After the shit he just went through I decided it would be a nice thing to do. He thanked me.Then I got the hell out of there. CSB TL/DR: Hambeasts felt entitled at Wally World, hambeasts don't get their way, hambeasts stampede! Jerky gets displaced, manager frustrated. I get my powder. The end. |
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Your WalMart sells Powder? F-ing awesome. Yeah, Hodgdon, IMR, and Alliant. $17-$20 per 1lb. They also carry RCBS dies ,RCBS reloading gear, plus Sierra, Hornady, and Nosler bullets. I love my Wal Mart, I don't love FSA days at Wal Mart. Damn hambeast scooter fatties. 
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I have a fantasy. In this fantasy I find myself the technical manual and schematics for the scooters that Walmart provides, and figure out how to rewire them so that they are three times faster than normal. Once the hambeasts turn the throttle and find themselves in a situation that their atrophied reflexes aren't able to handle the carnage would be beautiful. I would also like to disable the batteries on them altogether, forcing the hambeasts to resort to bipedal mode, the sound of cracking femurs would be a little unsettling, but the results would be a thing of beauty. |
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Quoted: I was wondering if OP posted there, See also Hamplanets. Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: 'Hambeasts'. I like that. I had never heard that term before. But if you want to study them, no doubt Wal Mart is the place. /r/fatpeoplestories I was wondering if OP posted there, See also Hamplanets. Beetus. |
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I was wondering if OP posted there, See also Hamplanets. Quoted:
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'Hambeasts'. I like that. I had never heard that term before. But if you want to study them, no doubt Wal Mart is the place. /r/fatpeoplestories I was wondering if OP posted there, See also Hamplanets. Holy shit! Hamplanets? 
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