Posted: 11/8/2002 6:19:32 AM EDT
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Sad news about beer. You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable. Yesterday, scientists suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men: a.. Gained weight b.. Talked excessively without making sense c.. Became overly emotional d.. Couldn't drive e.. Failed to think rationally f.. Argued over nothing g.. Had to sit down while urinating h.. Showed no interest in sex i.. Refused to apologize when wrong No further testing is planned. |
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a.. So what! I don't [b]care[/b] about it! b.. It's not [b]my[/b] fault they couldn't understand that the beer was gone before I passed out! c.. That's because they wouldn't get me some more beer! d.. The Phuckers took my keys! e.. Bullsh!t! I just wanted some more beer! f.. Nothing is right! There was [b]nothing[/b] left in the keg! g.. They just didn't want to admit that they had to mop the floor in the morning. h.. That's because there wasn't any hotties around! i.. I would apologize [b]if[/b] I was wrong! |