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9/17/2013 1:01:34 PM EDT
You metrosexual, Axe body spray wearing, 87 chicken wing eating, craft beer I paid for drinking, getting punked by Putin,Fugly huge assed raciss wife havin, race obsessed, demagoguing, bowing to bedouin troglodytes, redline drawing, red communist feching
POS,  son of a ROPer and dirty traitor hippy chick.

FUCK YOU.


Yes, I"ve been drinking.

I work hard and drink hard.

ETA Felching not felting  SOB autocorrect
9/17/2013 1:02:20 PM EDT
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You metrosexual, Axe body spray wearing, 87 chicken wing eating, craft beer I paid for drinking, getting punked by Putin,Fugly huge assed raciss wife havin, race obsessed, demagoguing, bowing to bedouin troglodytes, redline drawing, red communist felting, POS,  son of a ROPer and dirty traitor hippy chick.

FUCK YOU.


Yes, I"ve been drinking.

I work hard and drink hard.
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+1 Would read again.
9/17/2013 1:02:28 PM EDT
[#2]
Dude, I wish I was drunk at 4pm.
9/17/2013 1:02:33 PM EDT
[#3]
9/10. Could use more fucks.
9/17/2013 1:04:09 PM EDT
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I got off early today.
I got 36 hours of OT scheduled this week.
9/17/2013 1:06:36 PM EDT
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I got off early today.
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Dude, I wish I was drunk at 4pm.

I got off early today.
I got 36 hours of OT scheduled this week.


Me too, although I got today off so you figure that out
9/17/2013 1:07:50 PM EDT
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Me too, although I got today off so you figure that out
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Dude, I wish I was drunk at 4pm.

I got off early today.
I got 36 hours of OT scheduled this week.


Me too, although I got today off so you figure that out


It's 1700 somewhere.
9/17/2013 1:08:09 PM EDT
[#7]
HEY,,,, I like your attitude,,,,,
9/17/2013 1:08:53 PM EDT
[#8]
Fuck that fucking hussein fuckity fuck.
9/17/2013 1:09:30 PM EDT
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Dude, I wish I was drunk at 4pm.

I got off early today.
I got 36 hours of OT scheduled this week.
I was being serious
9/17/2013 1:10:01 PM EDT
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+1 Would read again.
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You metrosexual, Axe body spray wearing, 87 chicken wing eating, craft beer I paid for drinking, getting punked by Putin,Fugly huge assed raciss wife havin, race obsessed, demagoguing, bowing to bedouin troglodytes, redline drawing, red communist felting, POS,  son of a ROPer and dirty traitor hippy chick.

FUCK YOU.


Yes, I"ve been drinking.

I work hard and drink hard.


+1 Would read again.


Hell, I read it 3 times.
9/17/2013 1:12:06 PM EDT
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That was fun to read!! But I agree that a few more tactically placed fucks might earn the extra point!
9/17/2013 1:13:31 PM EDT
[#12]
You forgot Cocksauce gurgling
9/17/2013 1:15:14 PM EDT
[#13]
Not bad but he's such an easy target, the degree of difficulty is way low.  Really can't go any higher than a six.
9/17/2013 1:16:59 PM EDT
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LOL!!!!!!

9/17/2013 1:18:35 PM EDT
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Not bad but he's such an easy target, the degree of difficulty is way low.  Really can't go any higher than a six.
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not looking for score
9/17/2013 1:18:43 PM EDT
[#16]
I Sir would like to subscribe to your drunk en newsletter
9/17/2013 1:19:03 PM EDT
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Obama would make most anyone drink at 4pm.
9/17/2013 1:21:50 PM EDT
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You metrosexual, Axe body spray wearing, 87 chicken wing eating, craft beer I paid for drinking, getting punked by Putin,Fugly huge assed raciss wife havin, race obsessed, demagoguing, bowing to bedouin troglodytes, redline drawing, red communist feching
POS,  son of a ROPer and dirty traitor hippy chick.

FUCK YOU.


Yes, I"ve been drinking.

I work hard and drink hard.

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It's 5 o clock somewhere I guess
9/17/2013 1:29:08 PM EDT
[#19]
At first I would rate it a mere 8/10 but the typos give it extra cred.
9/10
9/17/2013 1:30:50 PM EDT
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I just poured another Bourbon and Coke.
Just finished off Tabasco Olives and Spicy pickles.

Bourbon, It's whats for dinner.
9/17/2013 1:32:14 PM EDT
[#21]
But you capitalized his name. Show the hate with the low o.


I wear axe body spray and eat the hell out of chicken. I also listen to icp
9/17/2013 1:32:28 PM EDT
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You metrosexual, Axe body spray wearing, 87 chicken wing eating, craft beer I paid for drinking, getting punked by Putin,Fugly huge assed raciss wife havin, race obsessed, demagoguing, bowing to bedouin troglodytes, redline drawing, red communist feching
POS,  son of a ROPer and dirty traitor hippy chick.

FUCK YOU.


Yes, I"ve been drinking.

I work hard and drink hard.

ETA Felching not felting  SOB autocorrect
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Eloquently put being drunk and all.
9/17/2013 1:33:57 PM EDT
[#23]
don't forget the purple lips and the stupid lisp
9/17/2013 1:35:00 PM EDT
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This.
9/17/2013 1:36:52 PM EDT
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Fuck it, I'm pouring myself a big ass Sailro Jerry and Diet Coke and joining you!

 
9/17/2013 1:37:04 PM EDT
[#26]
Good rant. That being said I hope Moochelle prolapses his colon.
9/17/2013 1:38:33 PM EDT
[#27]
Tell us how you really feel..    
9/17/2013 1:39:52 PM EDT
[#28]
You forgot to mention his irritating pronunciation of Pahk-e-stahn
9/17/2013 1:54:39 PM EDT
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Covered Here

In my previous alcohol induced Obama rant

"Drinking begins.  

Fuck you, you America hating, soul food eating, bike helmet wearing, fat assed wife fucking, beer summit guzzling, no education records, phony birth certificate having, should have been smothered in your hippie slut mother's maggot ridden placenta and stuffed in a dirty utility room to die ( look it up), governing by EO, POCKISTAN goat fucking sympathizer, Gun smuggling to Mejico, needs impeaching with  cattle prod to rectum POS."
9/17/2013 2:03:21 PM EDT
[#30]
7/10 rant is not angry enough to require a visit from ss.
9/17/2013 2:06:46 PM EDT
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Lol.  

I take my anger out at the voting booth and with contributions to Zero's opponents.

I'm not going to FPMITAP over any POS politician.
9/17/2013 2:08:39 PM EDT
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I read this rant thinking of Clark Griswold himself wrote it, spoke it, got on the soap box and ranted it.  
9/17/2013 2:12:11 PM EDT
[#33]
What have you got against craft beers?  I do not understand that part of the rant.... so 7/10.        
 
9/17/2013 2:17:47 PM EDT
[#34]
Your newsletter, I believe I just read it.  Would subscribe.
9/17/2013 2:18:09 PM EDT
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What have you got against craft beers?  I do not understand that part of the rant.... so 7/10.          
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Nothing.  

I think, I could be wrong, that zero Has fancy beer's bought or his consumption at the White House and has the food guys there making beer for him.  
On, our dime.
9/17/2013 2:21:34 PM EDT
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9/17/2013 2:21:40 PM EDT
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FBHO
9/17/2013 2:22:00 PM EDT
[#38]
Don't be hatin' on chicken wings, bucko...
9/17/2013 2:24:22 PM EDT
[#39]
OP, you forgot gender confused.......
9/17/2013 2:24:59 PM EDT
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I love them.  

It just pisses me off how his cunt wife pushes health food on school kids and tried to on our troops, yet they eat ghetto fabulous cuisine on our dime.
9/17/2013 2:26:57 PM EDT
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Shit I was buzzed at 4:30, but I ate since then and it's all but gone now....I'll pick up more Shiner tomorrow.


FBHO with rusty barbed wire chucked up in a 1/2" drill!
9/17/2013 2:30:17 PM EDT
[#42]
You forgot "cum guzzling gutter whore". Other than that, good rant!
9/17/2013 2:32:00 PM EDT
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I got off early today.
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Dude, I wish I was drunk at 4pm.

I got off early today.
I got 36 hours of OT scheduled this week.




After taxes, that many hours of OT becomes straight pay.
The FSA thanks you anyway...
9/17/2013 2:32:46 PM EDT
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Shit I was buzzed at 4:30, but I ate since then and it's all but gone now....I'll pick up more Shiner tomorrow.


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I ate some Tabasco olives and spicy pickels.  

I'm thinking whataburger or Chuy's later.  
Wife will have to drive.  
9/17/2013 2:33:31 PM EDT
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Pretty sure he doesn't read this forum. Maybe send it to him in an email or a letter or something.
9/17/2013 2:33:43 PM EDT
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After taxes, that many hours of OT becomes straight pay.
The FSA thanks you anyway...
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Dude, I wish I was drunk at 4pm.

I got off early today.
I got 36 hours of OT scheduled this week.




After taxes, that many hours of OT becomes straight pay.
The FSA thanks you anyway...


Pisses me off.  

I had 108 hours one month.   72 to 96 isn't uncommon
9/17/2013 2:34:28 PM EDT
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Calling him a troglodyte was a nice touch. you just don't get that kind of creativity anymore.

MPD165
9/17/2013 2:35:05 PM EDT
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fbho
9/17/2013 2:35:22 PM EDT
[#49]
6 out of 10
9/17/2013 2:36:28 PM EDT
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Hey.  Please leave his wife and mom out of this.  
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