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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - A Puzzling Question About Detroit

Posted: 9/13/2013 6:08:34 PM EDT

If Detroit is little better than a Toxic Waste Dump

Then what are the Detroit Tigers doing in First Place in the American League Central Division?

Something isn't adding up

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/standings/

Detroit	85	62	.578	-	-	-	5-5	W3	45-27	40-35	9/13 vs KC, W 6-3	9/14 vs KC, 7:08 PM
Cleveland	79	68	.537	6.0	10	1.0	7-3	W2	45-30	34-38	9/13 @ CWS, W 3-1	9/14 @ CWS, 7:10 PM
Kansas City	77	70	.524	8.0	8	3.0	6-4	L1	40-35	37-35	9/13 @ DET, L 3-6	9/14 @ DET, 7:08 PM
Minnesota	63	82	.434	21.0	E	16.0	4-6	L2	30-41	33-41	9/12 vs OAK, L 2-8	9/13 vs TB, 8:10 PM
Chi White Sox	58	89	.395	27.0	E	22.0	2-8	L4	33-38	25-51	9/13 vs CLE, L 1-3	9/14 vs CLE, 7:10 PM

Posted: 9/13/2013 6:11:53 PM EDT

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The sports teams are not funded by the city. The suburbs of Detroit are full of upper middle class sports fans. That funds the teams. The real mystery is with all the money coming in why do the lions suck every year?

Posted: 9/13/2013 6:17:30 PM EDT

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The sports teams are not funded by the city. The suburbs of Detroit are full of upper middle class sports fans. That funds the teams. The real mystery is with all the money coming in why do the lions suck every year?

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Posted: 9/13/2013 6:22:45 PM EDT

[#3]

No one from Detroit actually plays for Detroit....so what was the question?

Posted: 9/13/2013 6:24:33 PM EDT

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No one from Detroit actually plays for Detroit....so what was the question?

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Who's on First

Posted: 9/13/2013 6:31:57 PM EDT

[#5]

They have AIDS.

Posted: 9/13/2013 6:36:41 PM EDT

[#6]

I think a few players wanted play really well so maybe they will get traded to better cities. Then they all started doing it so now they are stuck in Detroit.

Posted: 9/13/2013 7:49:17 PM EDT

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I think a few players wanted play really well so maybe they will get traded to better cities. Then they all started doing it so now they are stuck in Detroit.

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That's the best theory I've heard yet.

Posted: 9/13/2013 11:53:10 PM EDT

[#8]

HAH!~

Posted: 9/14/2013 12:33:13 AM EDT

[#9]

If they win enough games, they get to play somewhere OTHER than Detroit.

Very strong motivation.

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