Posted: 9/7/2013 6:54:41 PM EDT
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Are you having unprotected banana? Stop. You could be hurting yourself and the ones you love. Unprotected banana could leave your banana squishy, bruised, or worse: it could shrivel up and fall apart. Remember, every time you touch an unprotected banana, you're also touching every other hand that has touched this banana. So please. Banana responsibly and always carry a Banana Bunker.
This has been a public service announcement brought to you by The People for Stiff Bananas. 
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one review
2.0 out of 5 stars Works well but one major flaw July 29, 2013 By Eric The bunker works well for bananas that fit in it, but as you can see in the picture, it was made for bananas that are curved to the left. All my bananas are curved to the right. Would not recommend. |
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From the reviews. This had me in tears!!
"This product was simply life-changing for me and my family. Day after day I would pack my kids a banana in their lunch and every day their banana would suffer horrific bruises. My children started to feel guilty, as if they were abusing their bananas too much. They didn't feel that they deserved bananas because they simply could not care for them properly. Well after our first year of school we had all but given up. We piled the family up in the car and were driving to the nearest cliff to drive off and put us out of our misery once and for all. However, whilst on our way we saw someone post a link to this product on facebook. We felt as if it was some divine intervention, a message from our lord and savior that not only did he want us to keep living but he wanted to end the suffering we had gone through day after day with bruised bananas. We ordered a dozen banana bunkers and ever since our life has been pure bliss. We now lovingly refer to them around our house as "god's condoms". Please, please, please I BEG of you. Save yourself and order a dozen banana bunkers today!" |
