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9/1/2013 6:37:02 PM EDT
By the state police.






I was driving though an intersection and saw what looked like an unmarked due to the antennas sticking up but it looked like a Fussion. So I was just sorts staring at it as I drove by. Well as soon as I passed, she immediately does a three point tern the road and hauls ass and pulls me over.







I wasn't speeding or anything.







She comes to my window and asks for DL, registration and inspection receipt.  I handed her my DL and registration but I had no idea where my inspection recept was. Hell, I never knew that I had to keep it.







So as I'm digging around she gets pissy that I'm digging in my consoles and that makes her nervous then tells me that my papers should be in better order.







She finally cut to the chase when she asked me why my inspection sticker wasn't more neatly stuck on the wind shield and I said that I don't k ow and that I really didn't see a problem with it. She then accused me of having a stolen inspection sticker.







She then tells me that she has a sensor on her car that can verify is my sticker is legit. She walks back to the car, comes back in 30 seconds to tell me that I'm in the system and free to go.







WTF?

 
9/1/2013 6:38:39 PM EDT
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By the state police.




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I was driving though an intersection and saw what looked like an unmarked due to the antennas sticking up but it looked like a Fussion. So I was just sorts staring at it as I drove by. Well as soon as I passed, she immediately does a three point tern the road and hauls ass and pulls me over.







I wasn't speeding or anything.







She comes to my window and asks for DL, registration and inspection receipt.  I handed her my DL and registration but I had no idea where my inspection recept was. Hell, I never knew that I had to keep it.







So as I'm digging around she gets pissy that I'm digging in my consoles and that makes her nervous then tells me that my papers should be in better order.







She finally cut to the chase when she asked me why my inspection sticker wasn't more neatly stuck on the wind shield and I said that I don't k ow and that I really didn't see a problem with it. She then accused me of having a stolen inspection sticker.







She then tells me that she has a sensor on her car that can verify is my sticker is legit. She walks back to the car, comes back in 30 seconds to tell me that I'm in the system.







WTF?






Did she apologize, that her shit wasn't in a pile?



EDIT: I would like to believe you were sent on your merry way...
 
9/1/2013 6:40:25 PM EDT
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She wanted your dick.  Too bad you didn't pick up the vibe, she-troopers give good head.
9/1/2013 6:40:57 PM EDT
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Troopers are supposed to know that the inspector places the sticker on the window, so wtf can you do about it?  





Its probably a felony for an owner to peel and replace the sticker anyway.  Derp.



ETA, and the inspection receipt is that little pink postage stamp sized paper that the inspector balls up in my cupholder?  Never thought to have it handy.  Good to know.  

9/1/2013 6:42:04 PM EDT
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In on one.
9/1/2013 6:42:49 PM EDT
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Last few inspections I've gotten the guys have made it a point to tell me to keep the receipt handy.     I keep them in the glove box with the registration.

What county was this?
9/1/2013 6:43:26 PM EDT
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Last few inspections I've gotten the guys have made it a point to tell me to keep the receipt handy.     I keep them in the glove box with the registration.



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Montgomery

 
9/1/2013 6:43:37 PM EDT
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He did not wish to create joinder.  

9/1/2013 6:43:52 PM EDT
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By the state police.

I was driving though an intersection and saw what looked like an unmarked due to the antennas sticking up but it looked like a Fussion. So I was just sorts staring at it as I drove by. Well as soon as I passed, she immediately does a three point tern the road and hauls ass and pulls me over.

I wasn't speeding or anything.

She comes to my window and asks for DL, registration and inspection receipt.  I handed her my DL and registration but I had no idea where my inspection recept was. Hell, I never knew that I had to keep it.

So as I'm digging around she gets pissy that I'm digging in my consoles and that makes her nervous then tells me that my papers should be in better order.

She finally cut to the chase when she asked me why my inspection sticker wasn't more neatly stuck on the wind shield and I said that I don't k ow and that I really didn't see a problem with it. She then accused me of having a stolen inspection sticker.

She then tells me that she has a sensor on her car that can verify is my sticker is legit. She walks back to the car, comes back in 30 seconds to tell me that I'm in the system and free to go.

WTF?
 
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Its the pink ticket you get when you get your car inspected.
9/1/2013 6:43:52 PM EDT
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At least you didn't have your dog with you
9/1/2013 6:43:53 PM EDT
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So its my fault the state inspector hurriedly slaps my inspection sticker on crooked??

The one on my Bronco is crooked as fuck, I hope I dont get pulled over by super trooper.
9/1/2013 6:44:05 PM EDT
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Well you should be better prepared and have your shit in order. What were you thinking.
9/1/2013 6:45:03 PM EDT
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Troopers are supposed to know that the inspector places the sticker on the window, so wtf can you do about it?  

Its probably a felony for an owner to peel and replace the sticker anyway.  Derp.

ETA, and the inspection receipt is that little pink postage stamp sized paper that the inspector balls up in my cupholder?  Never thought to have it handy.  Good to know.  
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Your inspection station still has the little pink slips? Mine give out a computer generated full sized sheet of paper.
9/1/2013 6:45:10 PM EDT
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Troopers are supposed to know that the inspector places the sticker on the window, so wtf can you do about it?  



Its probably a felony for an owner to peel and replace the sticker anyway.  Derp.



ETA, and the inspection receipt is that little pink postage stamp sized paper that the inspector balls up in my cupholder?  Never thought to have it handy.  Good to know.  

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She told me that they weren't allowed to give the pink slips any more and they they are now requiring a computer printout with a bar code.

 
9/1/2013 6:45:35 PM EDT
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What is an inspection sticker and receipt?
9/1/2013 6:45:42 PM EDT
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9/1/2013 6:45:51 PM EDT
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Papers, citizen.

(ETA: no inspections in SC)
9/1/2013 6:45:57 PM EDT
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What is this inspection sticker you're talking about?
 
9/1/2013 6:46:24 PM EDT
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Troopers are supposed to know that the inspector places the sticker on the window, so wtf can you do about it?  



Its probably a felony for an owner to peel and replace the sticker anyway.  Derp.



ETA, and the inspection receipt is that little pink postage stamp sized paper that the inspector balls up in my cupholder?  Never thought to have it handy.  Good to know.  







Your inspection station still has the little pink slips? Mine give out a computer generated full sized sheet of paper.
Fuck, the guy who inspects mine doesn't know how to read let alone use a computer.

 
9/1/2013 6:47:06 PM EDT
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We have to make sure our vehicles are up to code.

 
9/1/2013 6:47:32 PM EDT
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At least they didn't find your stash you dirty libertarian.
9/1/2013 6:47:42 PM EDT
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What is this "Inspection"  you are referring too?


sounds like bullshit to me
9/1/2013 6:48:23 PM EDT
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9/1/2013 6:48:26 PM EDT
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We dont have the little pink slip anymore, its a full size sheet of paper. I dont know why the state switched but they made all the shops change and get new printers set up to print the new receipts.
9/1/2013 6:48:46 PM EDT
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I know! She would have shit if she knew how much ammo I had in my truck.

 
9/1/2013 6:48:47 PM EDT
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At least they didn't find your stash you dirty libertarian.
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And didn't have a wetsuit in the car..
9/1/2013 6:48:54 PM EDT
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We have to make sure our vehicles are up to code.  




Huh,  and I thought this was a free country
9/1/2013 6:49:35 PM EDT
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What is this inspection sticker you're talking about?  
We have to make sure our vehicles are up to code.  
Sounds like your freedoms are being infringed.

 
9/1/2013 6:51:41 PM EDT
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you should have told the revenuer to fuck off
9/1/2013 6:52:11 PM EDT
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To bad he didn't taze you and haul your ass to jail!
9/1/2013 6:53:57 PM EDT
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The same way that mandatory insurance keeps insurance salesmen in business, the mandatory inspection sticker gives mechanics license to claim all kinds of shit is wrong with your car so they can sell you more than is needed. No repair? No sticker! Virginia does have a little of a JBT flavor to it.

When I moved here from Colorado I was raped for $1200 for compliance repairs.
9/1/2013 6:55:12 PM EDT
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When I got my inspection, the guy placed the sticker crooked on the windshield. Like you I was really upset about it and asked him to please make it straight and the inspector told me it was already adhered to the window and the special sensor used to sense fake ones was already programmed. I then asked to see a manager and the manager assured me that I would not bring special attention to myself because of the crooked sticker. His name I think was Tom, do you know Tom?
9/1/2013 6:55:28 PM EDT
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What is this inspection sticker you speak of?
9/1/2013 6:55:36 PM EDT
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Yes. What Is it?

Eta. Answered. California has those. They used to be for emissions check.
Fucking swindlers.
9/1/2013 6:58:35 PM EDT
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Yes. What Is it?

In Va we have a state safety inspection, annually. It covers thing like tire, brakes, shocks, wipers, lights, so on. We do not have emissions checks like a lot of states though. The cost is $16 anually
9/1/2013 6:58:52 PM EDT
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The same way that mandatory insurance keeps insurance salesmen in business, the mandatory inspection sticker gives mechanics license to claim all kinds of shit is wrong with your car so they can sell you more than is needed. No repair? No sticker! Virginia does have a little of a JBT flavor to it.



When I moved here from Colorado I was raped for $1200 for compliance repairs.
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What is this "Inspection"  you are referring too?





sounds like bullshit to me




The same way that mandatory insurance keeps insurance salesmen in business, the mandatory inspection sticker gives mechanics license to claim all kinds of shit is wrong with your car so they can sell you more than is needed. No repair? No sticker! Virginia does have a little of a JBT flavor to it.



When I moved here from Colorado I was raped for $1200 for compliance repairs.
Yup hats how it works.  I got super pissed 10 years ago when they told my wife that she needed a new catalytic converter.

 
9/1/2013 7:02:07 PM EDT
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I think it's some kind of revenue generating statist bullshit that they do in those New England Yankee states.
9/1/2013 7:03:38 PM EDT
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We have a $5 [ per year ] inspection sticker,, never heard of a receipt until now. Give Billy Bob your $5 bucks,, he will slap that bad boy on even if you have no windshield, no mufflers, wipers, lights, etc.
9/1/2013 7:04:51 PM EDT
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I think it's some kind of revenue generating statist bullshit that they do in those New England Yankee states.

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9/1/2013 7:05:36 PM EDT
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Va State Police are very strict when it comes to this stuff. Keep the receipt.
9/1/2013 7:05:52 PM EDT
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I think it's some kind of revenue generating statist bullshit that they do in those New England Yankee states.


Doesn't cost me any money to get my car inspected.
9/1/2013 7:06:35 PM EDT
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The same way that mandatory insurance keeps insurance salesmen in business, the mandatory inspection sticker gives mechanics license to claim all kinds of shit is wrong with your car so they can sell you more than is needed. No repair? No sticker! Virginia does have a little of a JBT flavor to it.

When I moved here from Colorado I was raped for $1200 for compliance repairs.
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sounds like bullshit to me


The same way that mandatory insurance keeps insurance salesmen in business, the mandatory inspection sticker gives mechanics license to claim all kinds of shit is wrong with your car so they can sell you more than is needed. No repair? No sticker! Virginia does have a little of a JBT flavor to it.

When I moved here from Colorado I was raped for $1200 for compliance repairs.



yea insurance requirements are bullshit too.  



9/1/2013 7:07:40 PM EDT
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yea insurance requirements are bullshit too.  

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sounds like bullshit to me


The same way that mandatory insurance keeps insurance salesmen in business, the mandatory inspection sticker gives mechanics license to claim all kinds of shit is wrong with your car so they can sell you more than is needed. No repair? No sticker! Virginia does have a little of a JBT flavor to it.

When I moved here from Colorado I was raped for $1200 for compliance repairs.



yea insurance requirements are bullshit too.  



Illegals agree with you.... plus, they think licenses are bullshit too.

9/1/2013 7:07:56 PM EDT
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we won't be free much longer
9/1/2013 7:08:32 PM EDT
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By the state police.

She


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I've summarized the salient parts of your post.
9/1/2013 7:08:34 PM EDT
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Doesn't cost me any money to get my car inspected.
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I think it's some kind of revenue generating statist bullshit that they do in those New England Yankee states.


Doesn't cost me any money to get my car inspected.


I bet your shit smells like apple pie too.
9/1/2013 7:09:01 PM EDT
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9/1/2013 7:09:05 PM EDT
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I bet your shit smells like apple pie too.
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What is this inspection sticker you speak of?


I think it's some kind of revenue generating statist bullshit that they do in those New England Yankee states.


Doesn't cost me any money to get my car inspected.


I bet your shit smells like apple pie too.


Rainbow sherbert.
9/1/2013 7:09:43 PM EDT
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Illegals agree with you.... plus, they think licenses are bullshit too.

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sounds like bullshit to me


The same way that mandatory insurance keeps insurance salesmen in business, the mandatory inspection sticker gives mechanics license to claim all kinds of shit is wrong with your car so they can sell you more than is needed. No repair? No sticker! Virginia does have a little of a JBT flavor to it.

When I moved here from Colorado I was raped for $1200 for compliance repairs.



yea insurance requirements are bullshit too.  




Illegals agree with you.... plus, they think licenses are bullshit too.



No insurance required in NH unless you have been in an at-fault accident.
9/1/2013 7:09:51 PM EDT
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In Va we have a state safety inspection, annually. It covers thing like tire, brakes, shocks, wipers, lights, so on. We do not have emissions checks like a lot of states though. The cost is $16 anually
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What is an inspection sticker and receipt?


Yes. What Is it?

In Va we have a state safety inspection, annually. It covers thing like tire, brakes, shocks, wipers, lights, so on. We do not have emissions checks like a lot of states though. The cost is $16 anually



And im cool with it because it mostly keeps the death trap clunkers off the road. The inspections were a slight annoyance to me until I went to live in FL for a few months and saw all sorts of rolling death traps on the roads.
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