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Posted: 8/26/2013 5:27:13 AM EDT

Suppose someone eats ice. Every single fucking day. Not only do they chomp on it, but they do it with their mouth open. For hours. All fucking day, just fucking chomping with their godamned mouth open like some barnyard fucking pig. Fucking ice.

I'm inclined to believe no jury would convict for that. Kinda like killing a child molester.

Posted: 8/26/2013 5:29:31 AM EDT

[#1]

Have you discussed your wife's ice chewing with her?

Posted: 8/26/2013 5:30:54 AM EDT

[#2]

I think I need to step away from GD, I may be going insane...

Posted: 8/26/2013 5:34:09 AM EDT

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Ice chewing is a sign of sexual repression. Get em laid and it will go away.

Posted: 8/26/2013 5:35:38 AM EDT

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Just shove a large piece of ice down their throat until they choke to death. It will melt from the body heat after they are dead and look like an accident since they were eating ice.

J/K

Posted: 8/26/2013 5:36:19 AM EDT

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Do you chew ice?

Posted: 8/26/2013 5:42:09 AM EDT

[#6]

Chill out and relax with a movie or something...

Posted: 8/26/2013 5:46:49 AM EDT

[#7]

Impregnate the ice with some of your semen.

Posted: 8/26/2013 5:47:25 AM EDT

[#8]

Sounds like someone's got a sandy vagina

Posted: 8/26/2013 5:51:25 AM EDT

[#9]

Anger issues.. you haz it.

Posted: 8/26/2013 5:54:26 AM EDT

[#10]

8/10 rant

need pics of slaying for 10/10

Posted: 8/26/2013 5:54:43 AM EDT

[#11]

Let them know their Lithium levels are too high and they should ask the Dr about dropping the dosage.

Posted: 8/26/2013 5:58:13 AM EDT

[#12]

u mad bro?

Posted: 8/26/2013 6:06:26 AM EDT

[#13]

read #2 for the answer

Posted: 8/26/2013 6:06:58 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/26/2013 6:08:16 AM EDT

[#15]

lmao.

eta: I'm sorry, but I thought OPs' post was hilarious.

Posted: 8/26/2013 6:09:12 AM EDT

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This. At lease she doesn't snore.

Posted: 8/26/2013 6:16:48 AM EDT

[#17]

Have them have a blood teat for anemia.

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Posted: 8/26/2013 6:17:54 AM EDT

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Ouch.... Like a Texas Titty Twister?

Posted: 8/26/2013 6:18:04 AM EDT

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You ever notice when using a blender the top must always be held down? weird .

Posted: 8/26/2013 6:23:14 AM EDT

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This video brought to you by the letter G and the number 12....

- Clint

Posted: 8/26/2013 6:27:00 AM EDT

[#21]

Time to double up on the Zanex. You are wound way too tight.

Posted: 8/26/2013 6:31:01 AM EDT

[#22]

Damn.

You know, you could always tell them to stop.

Posted: 8/26/2013 7:20:38 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/26/2013 7:30:04 AM EDT

[#24]

The sound of people crunching on ice gets on my nerves too. My wife was especially bad about it. Then my daughter started doing it too. I handled it with, "THAT SHIT IS FUCKING ANNOYING, STOP FUCKING DOING IT!

I can not abide poor manners such as lip smacking, open mouths while eating or a host of any other bad eating manners. I will correct the shit out of grown adults who do it. I was not raised in a royal manner nor could I be mistaken for being a member of the upper class but good table manners were drilled into me as a child. I will not eat near someone who does it. I have left my table or ordered people away from me in mess halls who wouldn't correct themselves.

Poor manners or bad habits are indicative of major character flaws.

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