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8/21/2013 4:39:22 PM EDT
I've eaten 38 wings between dinner last night and lunch today. Haven't pooped yet.



That there's a miracle.
8/21/2013 4:42:28 PM EDT
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8/21/2013 4:43:12 PM EDT
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8/21/2013 4:44:10 PM EDT
[#3]
IBTL on this poop thread.
8/21/2013 4:44:33 PM EDT
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I've eaten 38 wings between dinner last night and lunch today. Haven't pooped yet.

That there's a miracle.
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When poop comes, 38 regrets you will have
8/21/2013 4:45:18 PM EDT
[#5]
OP you ate the bones didn't you
8/21/2013 4:47:55 PM EDT
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8/21/2013 4:49:10 PM EDT
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I predict an "out of body experience" in your very near future.
8/21/2013 4:50:47 PM EDT
[#8]
Ever heard of spontaneous combustion?  You're gonna die, OP.
8/21/2013 4:51:39 PM EDT
[#9]
Poop and ICP?!

Quality thread.
8/21/2013 4:51:40 PM EDT
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8/21/2013 4:53:33 PM EDT
[#11]
I'm in!
8/21/2013 4:53:47 PM EDT
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8/21/2013 4:54:47 PM EDT
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Mirables?
8/21/2013 4:55:25 PM EDT
[#14]
you could probably take paris hilton
8/21/2013 5:09:55 PM EDT
[#15]
drink some black coffee and a few spoons olive oil,,,,
8/21/2013 5:15:30 PM EDT
[#16]
Dairy Queen Medium Chocolate Chip Blizzard!!!
8/21/2013 5:20:32 PM EDT
[#17]
Eat 5 Fiber One bars and report back in 4 hours.
8/21/2013 5:21:58 PM EDT
[#18]
Only 38 wings between TWO meals?  

You some sort of pussy, OP?



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8/21/2013 5:23:49 PM EDT
[#19]
The miracle is yet to come, when you become the second person in history to give birth as a virgin.  Even if the child is a 20,000 Couric man-turd.

8/21/2013 5:24:24 PM EDT
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Eat 5 Fiber One bars and report back in 4 hours.
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Then go hit the all you can eat food bar down and the steak house.  



Pro tip:  Make sure you have a change of clothes in the car.  



 
8/21/2013 5:25:26 PM EDT
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8/21/2013 5:26:11 PM EDT
[#22]
Your doomed OP, try not to stray far from the bathroom.




8/21/2013 5:29:28 PM EDT
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    I've never heard of someone calling an intestinal blockage a miracle.


    As a matter of fact, I bet you will be using the Lords name in vain several times when the miracle comes out your poop chute.


8/21/2013 5:32:14 PM EDT
[#24]
Actually I can't wait for the follow up post after the first big turd tries to make a turn in your intestine. It's gonna feel like two fat guys trying to push through the same doorway!
8/21/2013 5:33:22 PM EDT
[#25]
Large, strong, black coffee.
Problem solved.
8/21/2013 5:45:30 PM EDT
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IBTL
8/21/2013 5:46:53 PM EDT
[#27]
Ryan's Steakhouse redux?
8/21/2013 6:46:09 PM EDT
[#28]
Cue the Colon Blast pic. Good luck with that.
8/21/2013 7:16:34 PM EDT
[#29]
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I've eaten 38 wings between dinner last night and lunch today. Haven't pooped yet.

That there's a miracle.
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That there's an appetizer.

What did you eat them with.
8/21/2013 7:25:03 PM EDT
[#30]
Holy Crap

8/23/2013 5:57:57 AM EDT
[#31]
*sigh... might as well update.



It struck in downtown atlanta in the middle of a traffic jam. I finally got off an exit and found a gas station but they didnt have a public restroom.  I offered the lady behind the bullet proof glass 20 bucks to use the bathroom but it was a no go.  Drove down the street to a  starbucks.  They were out of freakin tp. Ended up using toilet seat covers.




Missed my flight.
8/23/2013 5:59:44 AM EDT
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*sigh... might as well update.

It struck in downtown atlanta in the middle of a traffic jam. I finally got off an exit and found a gas station but they didnt have a public restroom.  I offered the lady behind the bullet proof glass 20 bucks to use the bathroom but it was a no go.  Drove down the street to a  starbucks.  They were out of freakin tp. Ended up using toilet seat covers.

Missed my flight.
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Eta: sorry man, that's pretty shitty.
8/23/2013 6:08:13 AM EDT
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It struck in downtown atlanta in the middle of a traffic jam. I finally got off an exit and found a gas station but they didnt have a public restroom.  I offered the lady behind the bullet proof glass 20 bucks to use the bathroom but it was a no go.  Drove down the street to a  starbucks.  They were out of freakin tp. Ended up using toilet seat covers.

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I'm dying here.