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Posted: 8/9/2013 4:50:06 AM EDT

I'm at work. Something smells really bad in the office. used to work in wastewater treatment and this is worse.

Will report back when I find out what it is.

Posted: 8/9/2013 4:51:39 AM EDT

[#1]

Forget to shower this morning?

Posted: 8/9/2013 4:51:56 AM EDT

[#2]

You forget to shower this morning?

ETA: 17 seconds..

Posted: 8/9/2013 4:55:30 AM EDT

[#3]

You can't store dead hookers at work...

Posted: 8/9/2013 4:56:45 AM EDT

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But, the freezer was full at home.

Posted: 8/9/2013 4:57:00 AM EDT

[#5]

Some vegan couldn't finish her salad and thew the brocolli in the trash a couple days ago. Shit gets really rank in a couple days.

Posted: 8/9/2013 4:57:52 AM EDT

[#6]

I told you that you have to cover them in Lyme after you bury them in the crawl space.

Toldja.

Posted: 8/9/2013 4:58:25 AM EDT

[#7]

Had anybody quit recently? We had a guy stick sardines in cubicle walls.

Posted: 8/9/2013 4:59:10 AM EDT

[#8]

Do you work for the federal government?

Posted: 8/9/2013 5:00:03 AM EDT

[#9]

'pie'

Someone should be more selective, vaginitis can stink up an office most rikki tic...

Posted: 8/9/2013 5:03:27 AM EDT

[#10]

well, you're in MI - the whole place smells

Posted: 8/9/2013 5:04:43 AM EDT

[#11]

Poll fail, no "Upper Lip" option

Posted: 8/9/2013 5:05:19 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/9/2013 5:05:20 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/9/2013 5:06:08 AM EDT

[#14]

Somebody hid some shrimp in a drawer

Posted: 8/9/2013 5:09:33 AM EDT

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*smells upper lip. ..

nope

Posted: 8/9/2013 5:12:39 AM EDT

[#16]

Open can of tuna in one of the vents

Posted: 8/9/2013 5:16:01 AM EDT

[#17]

Well it was breakfast. One of the East Asian fellows.

My guess is something with shitaki mushrooms.

Posted: 8/9/2013 5:24:31 AM EDT

[#18]

Rotten snatch in the next cubicle.

Posted: 8/9/2013 5:25:47 AM EDT

[#19]

good ole onion and Limburger cheese omelete

Posted: 8/9/2013 5:33:52 AM EDT

[#20]

You wouldn't happen to have a rather large individual in your office that has forgotten the merits or bathing and refuses to wear socks with his shoes would you?

Cause we do

Posted: 8/9/2013 5:44:01 AM EDT

[#21]

Somebody tooted

Posted: 8/9/2013 7:00:47 AM EDT

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Dead Hookers is redundant. Prostitutes dont become hookers until they are dead. There is no such thing as a living hooker.

Man, some people's kids.

Posted: 8/9/2013 7:06:07 AM EDT

[#23]

Someone discovered this...........

Posted: 8/9/2013 7:10:13 AM EDT

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Dead Hookers is redundant. Prostitutes dont become hookers until they are dead. There is no such thing as a living hooker.

Man, some people's kids.

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You can't store dead hookers at work...

Dead Hookers is redundant. Prostitutes dont become hookers until they are dead. There is no such thing as a living hooker.

Man, some people's kids.

Posted: 8/9/2013 7:23:58 AM EDT

[#25]

P trap from the sink is dry - so you are smelling sewer.

Posted: 8/9/2013 7:35:06 AM EDT

[#26]

When I worked in an office, I thought "that smell" was the result of of someone burning nacho cheese in the microwave. I was wrong; turned out to be the fat chick

Posted: 8/9/2013 7:37:48 AM EDT

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I'm at work. Something smells really bad in the office. used to work in wastewater treatment and this is worse.

Will report back when I find out what who it is.

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Posted: 8/9/2013 12:13:28 PM EDT

[#28]

Poop thread!

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