Posted: 7/20/2013 8:01:07 AM EDT
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Did these ultra-metrosexuals who are cooking show chef's formally work as bomb disposal officers or brain surgeons. They seem to need to work with the same concentration and attention to detail... you know face down inches from the pan, afraid to do anything too quickly, "stand back", and then finger-fuck everything when they put it on the plate and then wipe the drips on the plate with the same rag/towel they just wiped their forehead with. Female chefs are nearly as bad with their orgasmic dialog as they make a salad.
When did it become proper to turn the fork over and eat it with the bottom up? Everyone seen eating on television today is doing it. Meat, potato, fire, plate, eat... and you don't need sauce if you don't fuck up the meat. I obviously don't have enough to do today... |
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Did these ultra-metrosexuals who are cooking show chef's formally work as bomb disposal officers or brain surgeons. They seem to need to work with the same concentration and attention to detail... you know face down inches from the pan, afraid to do anything too quickly, "stand back", and then finger-fuck everything when they put it on the plate and then wipe the drips on the plate with the same rag/towel they just wiped their forehead with. Female chefs are nearly as bad with their orgasmic dialog as they make a salad. When did it become proper to turn the fork over and eat it with the bottom up? Everyone seen eating on television today is doing it. Meat, potato, fire, plate, eat... and you don't need sauce if you don't fuck up the meat. I obviously don't have enough to do today... You seem ... familiar. |
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Did these ultra-metrosexuals who are cooking show chef's formally work as bomb disposal officers or brain surgeons. They seem to need to work with the same concentration and attention to detail... you know face down inches from the pan, afraid to do anything too quickly, "stand back", and then finger-fuck everything when they put it on the plate and then wipe the drips on the plate with the same rag/towel they just wiped their forehead with. Female chefs are nearly as bad with their orgasmic dialog as they make a salad. When did it become proper to turn the fork over and eat it with the bottom up? Everyone seen eating on television today is doing it. Meat, potato, fire, plate, eat... and you don't need sauce if you don't fuck up the meat. I obviously don't have enough to do today... You seem ... familiar. Haha! Old screen name? |
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