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AR15.COM
10/25/2002 3:29:59 PM EDT
I have been thinking about this for some time now.  Specifically, what is the deal with 1-ply toilet paper?  It's too thin to really do the job well....fingers easily break thru single layers...there is no true "gripping" power.

So why even make 1-ply TP!!

I prefer strong, yet soft, 2-ply toilet paper...[i]and in double roll size![/i]

I don't want anything that makes me feel like a "new born baby's bottom" or has a picture of a stuffed bear on the package!  I just want some good ol' American pine paper that grips everything on the first swipe!!

[b][size=5][red]DAMN!!![/red][/size=5][/b]

Sgtar15
10/25/2002 3:31:33 PM EDT
[#1]
well said!!

ever use loose leaf?
10/25/2002 3:34:21 PM EDT
[#2]
Charmin BABY!! The ONLY way to fly....uhhh.


ByteTheBullet  (-:
10/25/2002 3:37:30 PM EDT
[#3]
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Charmin BABY!! The ONLY way to fly....uhhh.


ByteTheBullet  (-:
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Charmin is for girls!!!!!!!

Be a man, grab something real!  Hell, I would use a day old newpaper before I use Charmin!.

Sgtar15
10/25/2002 3:38:44 PM EDT
[#4]
Safeway Select Brand, baby!!
10/25/2002 3:39:31 PM EDT
[#5]
I agree! I take it one step further. I delaminate the two plies, fluff it up, making it even better yet.
Lucky for me, I'm the only one in there, so nobody knows.
10/25/2002 3:45:35 PM EDT
[#6]
bah! soft TP like charmin tends to ball up and attach itself to butt hair in the classic form known as the "dingleberry."

just get some institutional-type TP and scrape it like a man.

10/25/2002 3:50:01 PM EDT
[#7]
As I work in an institution, I gotta say, the paper there is a wonderous thing.  If you are in a bind, it can double as 800 grit sandpaper.  It works equaly as well for taking notes as it is almost waterproof.
10/25/2002 3:54:43 PM EDT
[#8]
quit being cheap bastards use scott tissue[:D]
10/25/2002 3:56:05 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
bah! soft TP like charmin tends to ball up and attach itself to butt hair in the classic form known as the "dingleberry."

just get some institutional-type TP and scrape it like a man.

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Finally!!  SOmeone who understands, and in the cold climate it really makes a differance.

SGtar15
10/25/2002 3:59:17 PM EDT
[#10]
Try "JOHN WAYNE TOILET PAPER"!!!

It's rough, and it's tough, and it don't take no s%$# from no a$$hole!
10/25/2002 3:59:25 PM EDT
[#11]

Real men stock up on corncobs! [BD]

 S-I
10/25/2002 4:01:51 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Hell, I would use a day old newpaper before I use Charmin!.
Sgtar15
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How do you keep the ink on the paper and off your ass cheeks? [:)]


ByteTheBullet  (-:
10/25/2002 4:10:38 PM EDT
[#13]
Whatever happened to the TP that had WOOD CHIPS and SPLINTERS in it?

The worst thing that happened to me was on a job site years ago while working as a drywall hanger.I asked my co-worker to throw some paper over a wall to use to "finish the paperwork". It wasn't until later (and being in a rush),MUCH to my dismay, I realized that it was brown paper just like INSULATION IS WRAPPED IN!!
10/25/2002 4:26:14 PM EDT
[#14]
I perfer pine cones!!

Agaist the grain of the cone that is!
10/25/2002 4:33:26 PM EDT
[#15]
Too bad Sears doesn't still send out the big book or the wish book!
10/25/2002 4:36:22 PM EDT
[#16]
Apparently my ASS is smarter than your BRAIN...Kleenex Cottonelle is the BEST!

[img]pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/46185/200.jpg[/img]
10/25/2002 5:15:28 PM EDT
[#17]
I use the moistened Cottonelle towlets.  They're refreshing. [;)]
10/25/2002 6:31:49 PM EDT
[#18]
I've found baby wipes to work well, in a pinch. I used to keep them for removing camo paint from the face (as opposed to Lava soap or Boraxo hand cleaner), and found them to be a suitable alternative to TP.
10/25/2002 6:50:45 PM EDT
[#19]
I, for one, like the cheap stuff that has wood chips in it. You can FEEL it working. [:D]
10/25/2002 7:03:06 PM EDT
[#20]
sgtar15,

If you wanna be a man and walk around with a chapped ass,be my guest.

As for me,nothing beats charmin ultra.The Cadillac of TP.

A magic  carpet ride,like a grandma made up a little quilt on a roll for ya......you get the idea.

One thing I'm glad I no longer have to deal with  are those little single sheets of wax paper that they used to supply the stalls in my HS with.

Remember those?

You might as well stick your finger up your ass with thiose damn things.Very well might happen if you weren't carefull.
10/25/2002 7:07:55 PM EDT
[#21]
Well, Do you ball or fold?
[:D]
Remeber that ? hee hee
10/25/2002 7:37:11 PM EDT
[#22]
Manly?

I'll give you manly.

Just smear a little rasberry jam on there and let the cat do the rest.

After using this method you will realize that trying to get in every little nook and cranny, or every crevass in the dangling forest of 'roids, with something like paper is just a waste of an afternoon.
10/25/2002 7:42:14 PM EDT
[#23]
TP for my Bunghole!

I am Cornholio!
10/25/2002 7:43:49 PM EDT
[#24]
TP, remember guy's this something you flush down the toilet.  

Do any of you look before you flush?  You know what I mean.  IMHO, having the choice which garbage bags, toilet paper and napkins to use tells me we live in a great country.
10/25/2002 8:42:13 PM EDT
[#25]
There's always the Muslim method.

10/25/2002 9:54:14 PM EDT
[#26]
The question is sort of: What's your preferred way to scrape peanut butter from a shag carpet?