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6/30/2013 10:15:38 PM EDT
I use a little extra in this kind of weather.

Even here, on the west side, we were over 80 today. Got to take care of the "boys".
6/30/2013 10:18:39 PM EDT
[#1]
wouldn't this fall under the no penis in gd rule?

stuff does make things more comfortable when it's warm
6/30/2013 10:18:46 PM EDT
[#2]
I once put gold bond on my "boys". It was on a dare at summer camp. It hurt like a mofo, and I immediately regretted it.



You're saying you do this regularly?!?!
6/30/2013 10:19:57 PM EDT
[#3]
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I once put gold bond on my "boys". It was on a dare at summer camp. It hurt like a mofo, and I immediately regretted it.

You're saying you do this regularly?!?!


I do it every work day during the summer.
6/30/2013 10:20:02 PM EDT
[#4]
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I once put gold bond on my "boys". It was on a dare at summer camp. It hurt like a mofo, and I immediately regretted it.

You're saying you do this regularly?!?!


With the gold not the green gold bond.
6/30/2013 10:21:04 PM EDT
[#5]



Quoted:



Quoted:

I once put gold bond on my "boys". It was on a dare at summer camp. It hurt like a mofo, and I immediately regretted it.



You're saying you do this regularly?!?!




With the gold not the green gold bond.


I don't know what color it was, but I haven't touched the stuff since. It was definitely mentholated.



Gold, green, blue, all I saw was stars





 
6/30/2013 10:29:15 PM EDT
[#6]
It's like Wrigley's Doublemint fer yer crotch!
6/30/2013 10:31:14 PM EDT
[#7]
in the Corps we used it to get a little "refreshed" it was quite tinglely better than energy drinks.
6/30/2013 10:32:05 PM EDT
[#8]
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It's like Wrigley's Doublemint fer yer crotch!


Frosty Nuts    

I hand that shit out when im on the trail.   "here ya go dude... you need this"
6/30/2013 10:32:57 PM EDT
[#9]
Green works good, It hurts the first time a little.
6/30/2013 10:41:31 PM EDT
[#10]
That shit turns into a funky paste if you try to use it in a Houston summer...

The swampass level down here is pretty gross....
6/30/2013 10:46:04 PM EDT
[#11]
80's makes you feel the need to powder your crotch?

6/30/2013 10:49:32 PM EDT
[#12]
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80's makes you feel the need to powder your crotch?



60% humidity
6/30/2013 10:54:18 PM EDT
[#13]
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80's makes you feel the need to powder your crotch?



Dude, the official high temp on Friday was 107. I'm in and out of a black car all day, in a suit and tie. Yes, I tend to get teh swamp nuts....
6/30/2013 10:56:27 PM EDT
[#14]
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80's makes you feel the need to powder your crotch?



60% humidity


Low humidity too? Wow.
6/30/2013 10:56:58 PM EDT
[#15]
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80's makes you feel the need to powder your crotch?



60% humidity


Must be some NW thing. It's been 105 or more here the past week with 60% or more humidity. Still haven't felt any need to apply powder to the groin.

And yes I work outdoors.

Just use plain old cornstarch if you need to. That's all Gold Bond is, minus perfume.
6/30/2013 11:07:12 PM EDT
[#16]
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80's makes you feel the need to powder your crotch?



60% humidity


Low humidity too? Wow.


Wow is right.  I usually don't break out the Gold Bond until it's 95 with 90% humidity.  You don't breathe that air, you swim in it while your lungs struggle to extract the oxygen.

On those kinds of days I've been known to go with the Green GB if that's all I've got around.  It's tingly, but refreshing!
6/30/2013 11:17:14 PM EDT
[#17]
95 here today, but I'm on the east side of the mountains. Working in kitchens that are 110 degrees consistently requires gold bold every work day.
6/30/2013 11:21:50 PM EDT
[#18]
I use baby powder for that purpose, like Gold Bond but without the fire.
6/30/2013 11:29:29 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
I once put gold bond on my "boys". It was on a dare at summer camp. It hurt like a mofo, and I immediately regretted it.

You're saying you do this regularly?!?!


I do it everyday....

I also put some on under my t-shirt because of my vest. It helps absorb the sweat and odor.

I use GB foot powder in combination with anti-fungal powders and sprays in my socks to prevent or treat AF.
6/30/2013 11:30:25 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I once put gold bond on my "boys". It was on a dare at summer camp. It hurt like a mofo, and I immediately regretted it.

You're saying you do this regularly?!?!


With the gold not the green gold bond.


I use the green, extra strength type.
6/30/2013 11:38:16 PM EDT
[#21]
The trick is to do it BEFORE you get galded. If you're already raw, it will burn instead of tingle.

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6/30/2013 11:45:44 PM EDT
[#22]
Gold Bond Powder
You are a friend of mine
Gold Bond Powder
You make my balls feel fine

Cure swamp nuts fast and that's a fact
You keep me dry, don't tear my sack
You're a golden breathmint for my balls
6/30/2013 11:49:43 PM EDT
[#23]
the blue extra strength is great it is an acquired taste like cheap gin. no matter how much it hurts its better than chaffing.

you really wanna have fun douse some on then jump in a pool
7/1/2013 12:12:31 AM EDT
[#24]
When I went to the doctor, she told me I need to start powdering my balls.

True story.

7/1/2013 12:48:24 AM EDT
[#25]
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When I went to the doctor, she told me I need to start powdering my balls.

True story.



Did you ask her for lessons?
7/1/2013 12:50:44 AM EDT
[#26]
I prefer Monkey Butt powder.






7/1/2013 12:54:08 AM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
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When I went to the doctor, she told me I need to start powdering my balls.

True story.



Did you ask her for lessons?


She was cupping my balls as she said it.  I couldn't think of anything smart to say.
7/1/2013 1:34:28 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
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I once put gold bond on my "boys". It was on a dare at summer camp. It hurt like a mofo, and I immediately regretted it.

You're saying you do this regularly?!?!


With the gold not the green gold bond.


I use the green cuz i enjoy the frostbite feeling..... Im weird, i know...
7/1/2013 1:36:16 AM EDT
[#29]
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I prefer Monkey Butt powder.


http://i.imgur.com/qlTKzM6.jpg


It doesn't have the same cooling effect as GB.
7/1/2013 1:41:18 AM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Quoted:
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When I went to the doctor, she told me I need to start powdering my balls.

True story.



Did you ask her for lessons?


She was cupping my balls as she said it.  I couldn't think of anything smart to say.


Shoulda told her you were concerned someone said that your balls tasted like skittles.
7/1/2013 1:47:03 AM EDT
[#31]
Love Goldbond.
7/1/2013 1:47:58 AM EDT
[#32]
anyone tried the cooling spray yet?
7/1/2013 1:49:17 AM EDT
[#33]



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It's like Wrigley's Doublemint fer yer crotch!


HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHa

 





7/1/2013 1:49:51 AM EDT
[#34]



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80's makes you feel the need to powder your crotch?







60% humidity


That's nothing.

 
7/1/2013 1:51:05 AM EDT
[#35]



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I prefer Monkey Butt powder.





http://i.imgur.com/qlTKzM6.jpg


So true.

 
7/1/2013 2:23:07 AM EDT
[#36]
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80's makes you feel the need to powder your crotch?



60% humidity


Low humidity too? Wow.




80
60% humidity
hot


hell, that's October in Texas
7/1/2013 2:40:55 AM EDT
[#37]
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It's like Wrigley's Doublemint fer yer crotch!

What can I use to get the sensation of a York Peppermint Patty?!?

7/1/2013 2:53:13 AM EDT
[#38]
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I once put gold bond on my "boys". It was on a dare at summer camp. It hurt like a mofo, and I immediately regretted it.

You're saying you do this regularly?!?!


With the gold not the green gold bond.


I use the green, extra strength type.


Same here. Every single day. Doesnt even phase the boys now.