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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Fun with Siri (Page 1 of 2)

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6/6/2013 8:16:57 AM EDT
6/6/2013 8:20:45 AM EDT
[#1]
ask her "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood"
6/6/2013 8:22:18 AM EDT
[#2]

When I told her that, she said "you are the wind beneath my wings".

Telling her to open the pod bay doors can be fun too.
6/6/2013 8:23:29 AM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
ask her "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood"


Already did that.  Answers have ranged from "42" to "a groundhog would have a better question."
6/6/2013 8:25:30 AM EDT
[#4]
Siri
6/6/2013 8:26:00 AM EDT
[#5]
I told my Ford  F150 Sync system to "blow me" when it wouldn't do something right.  It dialed my wife, no shit.
6/6/2013 8:30:35 AM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
I told my Ford  F150 Sync system to "blow me" when it wouldn't do something right.  It dialed my wife, no shit.



  Well.............were waiting............
6/6/2013 8:32:42 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Quoted:
ask her "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood"


Already did that.  Answers have ranged from "42" to "a groundhog would have a better question."


Best one I got was very Monty Python-ish, "That depends. Are you talking about an African or European woodchuck?"
6/6/2013 8:33:56 AM EDT
[#8]



Quoted:


I told my Ford  F150 Sync system to "blow me" when it wouldn't do something right.  It dialed my wife, no shit.




 
6/6/2013 8:34:03 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Siri


lol
6/6/2013 8:34:32 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
I told my Ford  F150 Sync system to "blow me" when it wouldn't do something right.  It dialed my wife, no shit.
6/6/2013 8:34:58 AM EDT
[#11]
Siri is usually good for an hours worth of entertainment every couple days.
6/6/2013 8:35:00 AM EDT
[#12]
tell Siri you need a place to hide a body!
6/6/2013 8:35:14 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:

Quoted:
I told my Ford  F150 Sync system to "blow me" when it wouldn't do something right.  It dialed my wife, no shit.

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e296/wombatturd/funny_lol.jpg  



that took a unexpected turn
6/6/2013 8:38:07 AM EDT
[#14]
I thought the thread title was "Fun with sin"


Time for new glasses prescription...
6/6/2013 8:40:17 AM EDT
[#15]







6/6/2013 8:40:58 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:

Quoted:
I told my Ford  F150 Sync system to "blow me" when it wouldn't do something right.  It dialed my wife, no shit.

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e296/wombatturd/funny_lol.jpg  
6/6/2013 8:41:45 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
tell Siri you need a place to hide a body!


I asked Siri "where can I find some hookers" and it gave me listings for escort services.
6/6/2013 8:43:00 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Quoted:
tell Siri you need a place to hide a body!


I asked Siri "where can I find some hookers" and it gave me listings for escort services.


I did the same, and she mentioned fitness centers along with escort services.
6/6/2013 8:46:30 AM EDT
[#19]
Usually I just get:
"That's a good question.  Would you like me to search the internet?"
6/6/2013 8:54:20 AM EDT
[#20]
My daughter asked SIRI if she liked to eat pussy. SIRI replied "I have never tried it. Have you?"
6/6/2013 8:58:00 AM EDT
[#21]
I don't have an iPhone, but I had my friend try "Siri, open the pod bay doors"

... and as I expected, she said "I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't do that"  
6/6/2013 8:58:02 AM EDT
[#22]
My brother asked Siri "What is the best wireless device" and it responded "The answer is in your hand".
Later, he told Siri he was horny and it listed escort services in the area. I told him the previous answer might have been more appropriate.
6/6/2013 8:58:07 AM EDT
[#23]

6/6/2013 8:58:41 AM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
My daughter asked SIRI if she liked to eat pussy. SIRI replied "I have never tried it. Have you?"


Hahaha
6/6/2013 9:19:21 AM EDT
[#25]
"Siri, you suck at taking dictation."
"OK."
6/6/2013 9:21:51 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
My daughter asked SIRI if she liked to eat pussy. SIRI replied "I have never tried it. Have you?"


Might be one of the creepier anecdote and emoticon combinations in board history.  Congrats.
6/6/2013 9:22:22 AM EDT
[#27]
Appears she has caught on:

"Siri, open the pod bay doors."

"Oh, not again."
6/6/2013 9:25:46 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Quoted:
My daughter asked SIRI if she liked to eat pussy. SIRI replied "I have never tried it. Have you?"


Might be one of the creepier anecdote and emoticon combinations in board history.  Congrats.


Indeed.
6/6/2013 9:28:07 AM EDT
[#29]
Heres a list of some fun things to ask her.

http://chasemillis.hubpages.com/hub/97-Funny-things-to-say-to-Siri
6/6/2013 9:28:39 AM EDT
[#30]
I asked her to open the pod bay doors.
"Cjk, without your space helmet you might find this experience breathtaking". Said in a condisending tone.  Bitch.
6/6/2013 9:29:53 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Quoted:
My daughter asked SIRI if she liked to eat pussy. SIRI replied "I have never tried it. Have you?"


Might be one of the creepier anecdote and emoticon combinations in board history.  Congrats.


Agreed.

Pics of daughter?
6/6/2013 9:32:09 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
My daughter asked SIRI if she liked to eat pussy. SIRI replied "I have never tried it. Have you?"


Might be one of the creepier anecdote and emoticon combinations in board history.  Congrats.


Agreed.

Pics of daughter?
6/6/2013 9:33:40 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
My daughter asked SIRI if she liked to eat pussy. SIRI replied "I have never tried it. Have you?"


Might be one of the creepier anecdote and emoticon combinations in board history.  Congrats.


Agreed.

Pics of daughter?


<a href="http://s20.photobucket.com/user/scaryblackguns/media/Internet%20Shit/Annimated/kane_clap.gif.html" target="_blank">http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b240/scaryblackguns/Internet%20Shit/Annimated/kane_clap.gif</a>
6/6/2013 9:34:01 AM EDT
[#34]
siri doesnt understand my wife who has a accent. She tried to use it but then yells obscenities at her when it doesnt understand  .
6/6/2013 9:36:24 AM EDT
[#35]
I opened S Voice and said, "Show me your pussy."

S Voice responds, "I can search the internet for 'show me your pussy.'"

Me: NO NON ONO NONONOONO and furiously hitting the back button (I'm on company wifi).
6/6/2013 9:40:47 AM EDT
[#36]
I asked my S4 if it was Skynet:
6/6/2013 9:45:47 AM EDT
[#37]
"Siri, open the pod bay doors"

"But the cat will get out"
6/6/2013 9:49:01 AM EDT
[#38]



Quoted:


I asked my S4 if it was Skynet:

http://i.imgur.com/3bd5JNk.png






Speed



 
6/6/2013 9:50:50 AM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:

Quoted:
I asked my S4 if it was Skynet:
http://i.imgur.com/3bd5JNk.png



Speed
 


Yeah.  That's exactly what I'd expect Skynet to say.
6/6/2013 9:51:31 AM EDT
[#40]



6/6/2013 9:53:21 AM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
Quoted:
tell Siri you need a place to hide a body!


I asked Siri "where can I find some hookers" and it gave me listings for escort services.


Now, that's a friend in need.
6/6/2013 9:53:24 AM EDT
[#42]

6/6/2013 9:54:16 AM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
Appears she has caught on:

"Siri, open the pod bay doors."

"Oh, not again."



She told me they are already open and it's getting a little cold in here.
6/6/2013 9:54:47 AM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
ask her "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood"


"Just because it could doesn't mean it would"
6/6/2013 9:56:16 AM EDT
[#45]
I was hoping this thread was about the pornstar named Siri. Look HER up...............
6/6/2013 9:57:19 AM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
My daughter asked SIRI if she liked to eat pussy. SIRI replied "I have never tried it. Have you?"


"this is about you, not me"

lol
6/6/2013 9:57:51 AM EDT
[#47]
6/6/2013 9:59:11 AM EDT
[#48]
All these are funny, but not one thing I've said as a repeat on here results in the same answer.  I can't answer that, or some other avoidance of it all.  It's kind of a let down.
6/6/2013 10:41:27 AM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
tell Siri you need a place to hide a body!


mines
funeral services
swamps
mortuaries
reservoirs
metal foundries
dumps
cremation services
6/6/2013 10:44:46 AM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Appears she has caught on:

"Siri, open the pod bay doors."

"Oh, not again."



She told me they are already open and it's getting a little cold in here.



One time she said 'it appears us intelligent agents will never live that down'.


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