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5/30/2013 10:10:35 AM EDT
Just for fun.

I'll start:

I'm desperately waiting AT&T to come out with the Blackberry Q10.   They can take my QWERTY keyboard when they pry it from my cold dead hands.   My current blackberry a 9700 bold has a piece of chewing gum wrapper soldered to the antenna contacts as the original antenna failed (read: broke when I dropped the damned phone) and the phone stopped sending/receiving.  With my MacGuyver fix I've got full functionality... though the around the back looks bad.

Another:  I'm pretty pissed I missed out on the 3d re-release of Jurassic Park... I love that movie and just seeing it again "big screen" would have been very cool.

5/30/2013 10:11:22 AM EDT
[#1]
I am really McUzi.
5/30/2013 10:20:56 AM EDT
[#2]
I put mayonnaise on my steak.
5/30/2013 10:21:37 AM EDT
[#3]
I'm still kind of a newbie.
5/30/2013 10:22:43 AM EDT
[#4]
I like to feed pork to people on a kosher diet.
5/30/2013 10:23:15 AM EDT
[#5]
I don't clean my Glock.
5/30/2013 10:24:09 AM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
I don't clean my Glock.


Wait.  Does anyone?

5/30/2013 10:24:17 AM EDT
[#7]
I'm cory from the cory and erika youtube videos.
5/30/2013 10:24:29 AM EDT
[#8]



Quoted:


I am really McUzi.


Ever hear from the crack whore?



The real McUzi knows wtf I'm talking about.



 
5/30/2013 10:24:30 AM EDT
[#9]
I miss the old days (Circa 1999) when I use to pick fights with the guys on arfcom.  Most of those guys are gone now.
5/30/2013 10:25:26 AM EDT
[#10]
GuyinFL is my twin brother.
5/30/2013 10:25:36 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I don't clean my Glock.


Wait.  Does anyone?



no
5/30/2013 10:26:03 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
I'm building don't clean my a Glock grenade.


FIFY
5/30/2013 10:26:06 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
GuyinFL is my twin brother.


I married his sister
5/30/2013 10:29:41 AM EDT
[#14]
If it wasn't for hunting, and self defense, I would probably have just quit shooting since Sandy Hook.



I have even cancelled all of my long range match trips this year because I don't want pay to replace my reloading components.
5/30/2013 10:30:40 AM EDT
[#15]
I don't really drive a Maserati and I'm not married to a supermodel.

I'm embarrasses to say I only drive a Mercedes and I'm married to a regular model.
5/30/2013 10:31:10 AM EDT
[#16]
I'm cooler in real life, if you can believe it.

Actually that is pretty easy to believe. I set the bar pretty low for myself.
5/30/2013 10:31:14 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
I'm cory from the cory and erika youtube videos.


You having said that,  allow me to say this,  "I am Erika.""
5/30/2013 10:33:33 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
If it wasn't for hunting, and self defense, I would probably have just quit shooting since Sandy Hook.

I have even cancelled all of my long range match trips this year because I don't want pay to replace my reloading components.


I've shot my AK rifles more than my AR's in the last year.

Just have the 7.62 ammo stacked a lot deeper, and got it cheaper.
5/30/2013 10:35:51 AM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:

Quoted:
I am really McUzi.

Ever hear from the crack whore?

The real McUzi knows wtf I'm talking about.
 


OPSEC!  
5/30/2013 10:36:58 AM EDT
[#20]
I stole Drsalee's snake because I can't afford some much needed dental work.  
5/30/2013 10:37:50 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Quoted:
If it wasn't for hunting, and self defense, I would probably have just quit shooting since Sandy Hook.

I have even cancelled all of my long range match trips this year because I don't want pay to replace my reloading components.


I've shot my AK rifles more than my AR's in the last year.

Just have the 7.62 ammo stacked a lot deeper, and got it cheaper.


Yep. I had to give up USPSA because I don't reload. I can't afford my 6-8 production matches a month; no ammo.
5/30/2013 10:37:57 AM EDT
[#22]
I am really NorCals troll account
5/30/2013 10:38:49 AM EDT
[#23]
I like my steaks medium.
5/30/2013 10:42:50 AM EDT
[#24]
I use Bath and Body Works body soap. Womens version. Smells good, fuck you.
5/30/2013 10:43:49 AM EDT
[#25]
I butter my pop tarts.
5/30/2013 10:45:10 AM EDT
[#26]
When I worked in a deli I snuck ham salad into a really annoying vegan's sandwich.

It was also the only time in 1.5 years there that I served ham salad to anyone.

She did not complain, and remained a customer.
5/30/2013 10:45:46 AM EDT
[#27]
I would bend HilDawg over the desk and SIIHP.
5/30/2013 10:46:25 AM EDT
[#28]




Quoted:

Just for fun.



I'll start:



I'm desperately waiting AT&T to come out with the Blackberry Q10. They can take my QWERTY keyboard when they pry it from my cold dead hands. My current blackberry a 9700 bold has a piece of chewing gum wrapper soldered to the antenna contacts as the original antenna failed (read: broke when I dropped the damned phone) and the phone stopped sending/receiving. With my MacGuyver fix I've got full functionality... though the around the back looks bad.



Another: I'm pretty pissed I missed out on the 3d re-release of Jurassic Park... I love that movie and just seeing it again "big screen" would have been very cool.







It wasn't that good. My wife is a HUGE JP fan and we saw it opening night, she was disappointed.
5/30/2013 10:46:36 AM EDT
[#29]
I REALLY like coldplay
5/30/2013 10:46:53 AM EDT
[#30]
I'm not really a cowduck.




5/30/2013 10:48:39 AM EDT
[#31]
-I don't shoot my guns any more.  Haven't in like 5 years.  Prices going full retard made me lose interest very quickly.

-I was a vegetarian for 2 1/2 years

-I am a staunch supporter of GLBT equality

-I think arguing about beans/no beans or glock/1911 is like retards arguing about which color crayon tastes best.
5/30/2013 10:50:12 AM EDT
[#32]
I am really a lesbian
5/30/2013 10:50:24 AM EDT
[#33]



Quoted:



Quoted:


Quoted:

I don't clean my Glock.




Wait.  Does anyone?







no


I do but only every 500 rounds. Otherwise I get powder residue on my sheet. Seeing as it rides under the pillow at night

 
5/30/2013 11:11:37 AM EDT
[#34]
I sometimes listen to disco music
5/30/2013 11:12:10 AM EDT
[#35]
Rabidmonkeypox is my troll account
5/30/2013 11:12:13 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
I am really a lesbian


I am a lesbian too - from my waist up
5/30/2013 11:15:37 AM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
-I don't shoot my guns any more.  Haven't in like 5 years.  Prices going full retard made me lose interest very quickly.

-I was a vegetarian for 2 1/2 years

-I am a staunch supporter of GLBT equality

-I think arguing about beans/no beans or glock/1911 is like retards arguing about which color crayon tastes best.



Um, not sure if serious.

Fucking... what the fucking fuck... who the fuck fucked this fucking... how did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!!
5/30/2013 11:17:03 AM EDT
[#38]
I slept with over 30 women when I was 20-24 years old... most of them were married.
5/30/2013 11:17:56 AM EDT
[#39]
I've lusted in my heart.
5/30/2013 11:18:08 AM EDT
[#40]
I'm a huge Barry Manilow fan (Pre-1982)...
5/30/2013 11:20:27 AM EDT
[#41]
I like my salad tossed.
5/30/2013 11:21:37 AM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
I put mayonnaise on my steak.


What. The. Fuck.
5/30/2013 11:21:44 AM EDT
[#43]
My Girl has me right under her paw (and she knows it)

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5/30/2013 11:24:42 AM EDT
[#44]
Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
5/30/2013 11:25:53 AM EDT
[#45]
I don't own an AR nor do I plan to acquire one. I like archaic things with wood & steel.

I didn't lose my stuff in a tragic kayaking accident. It was actually a tragic nursing home fire.
5/30/2013 11:28:25 AM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.


+1 for Goonies reference.
5/30/2013 11:30:30 AM EDT
[#47]



Quoted:


I am really NorCals troll account


I thought you seemed......familiar

 
5/30/2013 11:30:47 AM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.


5/30/2013 11:34:44 AM EDT
[#49]
I peed in my boss's office plant.  He resigned two days later.
5/30/2013 11:36:38 AM EDT
[#50]
i still have not acquired an ar

and i have no ammo fort

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